January 13th 7:23 am

Mom™ - Eye of the tyler, Evan deadly sins, Dave me tonight by one D, Johnijuana, Boston tea scotty, Not LUKE skywalker, Sex in the smitty, Bryce cream, Craigo my eggo, LUIgis death stare, The brian king, Marcel transylvania, Nightmare jon elm street, and For (c)ryan out loud

Mom™: guess who's sick in bed and wants to cry their eyes out!! But is in too much pain!!

The brian king: BABY NO IM COMING OVER AS SOON AS MY CLASS FINISHES WITH NICE THINGS

Mom™: babe i luv u

Evan deadly sins: feel better brock!!!

Nightmare jon elm street: rip mom pls dont die

Bryce cream: /and alex got better but his mother went QUICK

Not luke skywalker: fuccin theater nerd

Craigo my eggo: oo shit CALL HIM OUT

Boston tea scotty: bryce: came here to have a good time

Boston tea scotty: bryce: is getting attacked

Craigo my eggo: wow i love that meme from how long ago???

Boston tea scotty: SHUT THE FUCK YUP ITS STILL RELEVANT UNLIKE YOUR EGG LOOKING ASS

Craigo my eggo: RUDE

Marcel transylvania: wow i love my bf

Eye of the tyler: yeah i love your bf too

Craigo my eggo: why am i getting attacked so much

Boston tea scotty: bc you came out here to have a good time

LUIgis death stare: cant believ you guys are memeing without me

Craigo my eggo: oh fuck here comes 5'5

LUIgis death stare: do you actually want to fucking fight im 5'6 FUCK OFF

Craigo my eggo: LETS GO SHORT BOY

Mom™: CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE NOT WHILE IM SICK :( I CANT CONTROL YOU AS WELL

Mom™: ive got 2 many children

LUIgis death stare: wait how many ppl are in this chat actually

Johnijuana: well theres 15

Johnijuana: and excluding our parents they have 13 children

Mom™: rip my actual heart

Bryce cream: why did you guys have sexual intercourse so much

Eye of the tyler: SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FBQA

Craigo my eggo: bryce.. Sweetie.. Just say Sex

Bryce cream: n3v3r

Mom™: stop trying to taint my innocent son let him LIVE

Craigo my eggo: brock on his death bed : bryce? oh he's the only son i actually liked

Eye of the tyler: brock: i dont have favorites

Eye of the tyler: also brock: yeah bryce is the only one i like on a constant basis

Mom™: why am i being attacked so early in the morning ive done nothing

Sex in the smitty: "nothing"

Craigo my eggo: nothing

Eye of the tyler: nothing my ass

The brian king: rip brock

Mom™: me, on my sick death bed: being attacked and not being defended by my bf

The brian king: o sorry

The brian king: hey guys!1!! dont say those things!!11!!!

Sex in the smitty: o shit guys brian is pretty serious i think we should stop

Eye of the tyler: sorry brock and brian,

Mom™: are you going to continue your thought?

Craigo my eggo: thot

Sex in the smitty: begone THOT

Sex in the smitty: but did tyler die or smth

Eye of the tyler: i wish

Marcel transylvania: saamamamme

For (c)ryan out loud: ^^ death, an old but good friend of mine

Sex in the smitty: tf ryan its literallu 8 in the morning

For (c)ryan out loud: oh sorry

For (c)ryan out loud: clears throat

For (c)ryan out loud: woah guys you shouldnt say that!!

Sex in the smitty: there we g0

January 13th 12:18 pm

LUIgis death stare - Eye of the tyler, Evan deadly sins, Dave me tonight by one D, Johnijuana, Boston tea scotty, Not LUKE skywalker, Sex in the smitty, Bryce cream, Craigo my eggo, Mom™, The brian king, Marcel transylvania, Nightmare jon elm street, and For (c)ryan out loud

LUIgis death stare: im just saying if the person whom i have sex with later in life doesnt wear a darth vader suit during it then i dont think that relationship would work out

Craigo my eggo: yeah same

Bryce cream: what the fuck

Sex in the smitty: bryce?? Innocent?? Less likely than youd think

Sex in the smitty: but i agree

Evan deadly sins: as a fan of star wars id rather have sex with someone in a boba fett costume

The brian king: yeah i agree w boba fett he's pretty hot

Craigo my eggo: what abt his papa jango though

Evan deadly sins: what a daddy

LUIgis death stare: nah ya;ll its fucking darth vader

Dave me tonight by one D: im doing a twitter poll abt this

Sex in the smitty: thank u but at the same time die i hate ur username

Craigo my eggo: ^^^

LUIgis death stare: as ur boyfriend i agree with this statement

LUIgis death stare: WAIT BABE CAN I CHANGE YOUR NAME

Dave me tonight by one D: fine send me it personally so i can approv eit or not

LUIgis death stare: okay ;-)))))

Sex in the smitty: DONT FUCKING SEND N00DS FUCKING DISGUSTIN

Craigo my eggo: wh a t

Not LUKE skywalker: okay um what th e fuck did i come back to

Sex in the smitty: theyre speaking code for SENDING NUDES

Not LUKE skywalker: um what

LUIgis death stare: oh no... u caught us!

'Dave me tonight by one D' has changed their name to 'Gay day(v)e'

LUIgis death stare: i love it so much fuck all fo u

Sex in the smitty: does lui get turned on by username changes???

LUIgis death stare: NO

Gay day(v)e: yeah

LUIgis death stare: FUCK YOU DAVID

Gay day(v)e: luv u luus <3333

Evan deadly sins: how the fuck does davids poll have so amyn votes already

Gay day(v)e: i have songs online, some which are known so ppl actually follow me?

LUIgis death stare: my bf is so talented im so proud

Mom™: i wish i had a bofriend :-(

LUIgis death stare: WAIT HWAT THE FUCK

Sex in the smitty: MOM NO

Sex in the smitty: ARE YOUS EIROUS

Evan deadly sins: brb gotta die

The brian king: hes salty bc the store i went to didnt have the crackers he wanted but i needed to get to him as quickly as possible so i couldnt sotp somehwere else + i gave him a lot of medicine so hes a bit delusional

For c(r)yan out loud: i read thru the chat and almsto had a panic attack

Bryce cream: ^^ i was Scared™

The brian king: shh dont tell brock but i love him a lot

Mom™: aww bry i luv u ttooooo

The brian king: brocky pls go back to slepe

The brian king: brb yall gotta put this boy 2 sleep

Evan deadly sins: theyre so cute im crying

Nightmare jon elm street has changed the group chat name to 'bricks fan club'

The brian king: aww i love all of you guys

Boston tea scotty: i jsut got here but love u too dad