January 22nd 4:35 am

Johnijuana - Evan deadly sins, important(hony), Gay day(v)e, For (c)ryan out loud, Eye of the tyler, Not LUKE skywalker, Sex in the smitty, Bryce cream, Craigo my eggo, Mom™, The brian king, Marcel transylvania, Nightmare jon elm street, LUIgis death stare, and Boston tea scotty

Johnijuana: whyy am i awakeeee

Marcel transylvania: mood

important(hony): its sad hrs my guys

Johnijuana: tru

Johnijuana: tbh i did actually cry earlier

important(hony): by WHO

Marcel transylvania: WHO DO WE HVAE TO FIGHT

important(hony): NO ONE HURTS MY PRECIOUS SON

Johnijuana: oml you sound like brock anthony

important(hony): rip

Marcel transylvania: ey its not bad to be like brock

Johnijuana: but its bc im stressed and overwhelmed yknow plus i dont have juice for my vape so Depression

Johnijuana: hes an angel tbh

important(hony): dont doubt that for a moment lol

Marcel transylvania: also @ john im sorry bud that sucks so much :((

Johnijuana: thank u <3

important(hony): *holds up phone* ur doing amazing sweetie

Johnijuana: i love my dads wow

Johnijuana: also why arent yall asleep?

important(hony): i just cant fall asleep

Marcel transylvania: i accidentally fucked up my sleep schedule bc of a party friday so :/

important(hony): pretend like i had a cool reason like that ^

Johnijuana: rip you guys

Johnijuana: i just started crying again

Johnijuana: i love lucas SO MUHC

Marcel transylvania: CUTIES

important(hony): please talk about him omg i dont know anything about yall

Johnijuana: lucas has been my BRO SINCE LIKE??? FOREVER??? IM IN LOVE WITH HIM???

Johnijuana: tbh sometime near whenn i first started liking him i thought he liked another one of our friends (Diff group) and i CRIED SO AHRD bc i felt so weak in comparison i jsut wanted him to like me

Johnijuana: i mean why do you think im so openly gay now

Marcel transylvania: improvise adapt overcome

important(hony): improvise adapt overcome

Johnijuana: OH Y GOD

important(hony): amazing

Marcel transylvania: i lvoe us but john continue

Johnijuana: fbvbejkkje

Johnijuana: okay so like him and i COMPLETELY understand each other like how have i survived without his cute ass?? We literally met bc of a game of csgo years ago and ever since then hes been my best friend and im fucking IN LVOE WITH HIM

important(hony): holy fuck im crying

Marcel transylvania: u two are adorable this is so unfair

Johnijuana: hes gonna hit me when he wakes up for being so feiufbejf

important(hony): then what ;)

Marcel transylvania: then what ;))

Johnijuana: OH MY GODDDD

Marcel transylvania: WE'RE ON FUCKING FIRE ONFIOBE

Johnijuana: im crying i Love THIS content

Eye of the tyler: oh my god can you guys shut the fuck up MOST OF US WANT TO SLEEP

Johnijuana: sorry tyler :* ill send u dick pics to make up for it later

important(hony): thats pretty gay :/

Johnijuana: its okay i have socks on

Marcel transylvania: how does that make it less gay

Johnijuana has kicked Marcel transylvania out of 'can i please get a beesechurger'

Johnijuana: wrong, fucking question BITCH

January 22nd 10:41 am

Sex in the smitty - Evan deadly sins, important(hony), Gay day(v)e, For (c)ryan out loud, Eye of the tyler, Not LUKE skywalker, Johnijuana, Bryce cream, Craigo my eggo, Mom™, The brian king, Nightmare jon elm street, LUIgis death stare, and Boston tea scotty

Sex in the smitty: oh my god i hate my boyfriend but i also love him so much im fighting him later yall

Not LUKE sykwalker: record it pls

LUIgis death stare: can we have a bet board

Bryce cream has added Marcel transylvania into 'can i please get a beesechurger'

Sex in the smitty: traitor

Craigo my eggo: not to get rlly gay but like, chris hemsworth? Thoughts?

Sex in the smitty: honey dont get me started

Not LUKE skywalker: if chris hemsworth asked me if he could practice punching me for something id gladly accept befoe he could even finish

LUIgis death stare: i want him to raw me

Craigo my eggo: SEE BRIAN CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS FUCKING HOT

The brian king: HES NOT THAT HOT

Not LUKE skywalker: lucas where is ur boyfriend

Sex in the smitty: one sec

Johnijuana has kicked The brian king out of 'can i please get a beesechurger'

Johnijuana: goodnight

Sex in the smitty: god i love you

Craigo my eggo: THATS LIKE THE ONE SCENE FROM APRKS AND REC DWBFOWB

Gay da(y)ve: chris pratt is also really hot

Craigo my eggo: oka y yes

Sex in the smitty: id be dtf chris pratt

Nightmare jon elm street: same, he seems so fun

Bryce cream: what abt chris evans though

LUIgis death stare: can all three evans raw me please i would get a vagina so i have THREE holes for them

Not LUKE skywalker: i wish i was blind so i never had to read that

Sex in the smitty: be thankful john isnt awake

Craigo my eggo: ive neevr read something so cursed i think this is the end of the line for me?

Mom™: rip

Gay da(y)ve: hey brock

LUIgis death stare: i dont regret anything that i have said i love the marvel men

LUIgis death stare: i like my men how i like my pools

Sex in the smitty: im scared

Craigo my eggo: why

LUIgis death stare: making me wet

Sex in the smitty has changed their name to send lui help

send lui help: i think my name says enough now

Gay da(y)ve: lui babe please stop talking

Craigo my eggo: wow david,,, youre doing SO MUCH

Gay da(y)ve: shush i am BUSY with something

send lui help: with what?

Gay da(y)ve: ur mom

send lui help: NO U

Gay da(y)ve: fuck

[private conversation between Mom ™ and Eye of the tyler]

11:02 am

Mom™: no i havent told him or anyone

Eye of the tyler: i love u but get ur shit together

Mom™: i cant exactly tell him that oh hey, an ex of mine is in our chat and not expect him to be angry w me

Eye of the tyler: i get it, but the more you keep it closed off, the more bad its going to look

Mom™: hhhh why did i have to be cursed with this

Eye of the tyler: it isnt that bad, im here to support you in case of anything

Mom™: its jsut? Im nervous? Its obvious anthony is uncomfrotable w me in the chat and like, we talked abt it yesterday but im still close to crying bc im so stressed fboebf

Eye of the tyler: im sorry brock, id be there for you if i could but class is happening and im dying

Mom™: its okay tyler, this is good for me, i just need to get it out i guess?

Eye of the tyler: do you want to practice how youre going to bring it up?

Mom™: i was just thinking of pming him and asking him if i can talk

Mom™: which hed say yeah, is everything okay? And id start off by sayingb "so, as you know ive had relationships before but i need to bring up a certain one" or something?

Eye of the tyler: has he ever asked abt your rpevious relationships?

Mom™: yeah and ive told him abt them, not too in depth since i get nervous talking about that stuff

Eye of the tyler: have you told him names before?

Mom™: no, hes never asked for them and im the same w him and his ex's though he'll winllingly say their names

Eye of the tyler: well im here for you if you need anything <3

Mom™: i want to just log off for the rest of the day

Mom™: no the rest of thr week

Eye of the tyler: brock you cant run from this you need to tell him in case anything happens buebf

Eye of the tyler: wait is that the reason youre telling him?

Mom™: yeah, like, id feel bad if i never told him abt anthony and if he became friends w anthony and neevr found that out itd be weird?

Eye of the tyler: did you ask anthony abt telling him?

Mom™: yeah yesterday when we were dicussing everything i asked if its okay if i told brian abt us and he said of course, its not that important and i will admit it kinda hurt?

Mom™: like did he think of us as nothing?

Mom™: then again i wasnt much better ha

Eye of the tyler: wanna talk abt it?

Mom™: sure

Mom™: basically rmemeber the party u forced me to senior year of high school and we met scotty and anthony?

Mom™: anthony and i kept talkng after that and turns ut we were going to the same college as u know

Mom™: so it was freshman eyar and anthony and i were clsoe (i remember the late night skype calls w you and scotty my gosh)

Mom™: and i rememebr meeting brian sometime in the middle of the eyar and when i realized that i wasnt good enough for brian, i kidna started hooking up w anthony as you know

Mom™: and i feel abd bc i used anthony? He was a relief for me in a way, a back up of sorts? Like i did like him for a bit sophomore year but brians always had my heart?

Mom™: i wouldnt blame either of them fi they both left my lvies after this im a bad person

Eye of the tyler: no youre not

Eye of the tyler: youre trying to make amends and you realized that what you did was fucked, whihc i agree that is fucked up, but youve matured and now you realize what was wrong with it, so message brian with confidence whe you can and ill be online for you for support

Mom™: what if he breaks up with me?

Eye of the tyler: you can stay with me for a while then, craig will stop by to see you too prob and maybe i could get a few others

Mom™: okay, thanks tyler <3

Eye of the tyler: no problem brock, youre one of my best friends, how could i deny helping you out?

Mom™: do you feel partially at blame?

Eye of the tyler: honestly, yeah

Mom™: please dont be, it was my fault for getting so involved w him

Eye of the tyler: that wont help but ill rpetend like it did

January 22nd 2:34 pm

send lui help - Evan deadly sins, important(hony), Gay day(v)e, For (c)ryan out loud, Eye of the tyler, Not LUKE skywalker, Johnijuana, Bryce cream, Craigo my eggo, Mom™, Nightmare jon elm street, LUIgis death stare, and Boston tea scotty

send lui help: why has it been so quiet

Boston tea scotty: shut the fuck up

send lui help: suck m y actual fucking duck

Boston tea scotty: duck?

send lui help: yeah duck, fucking fool

Boston tea scotty: im more offended at the fool part

send lui help: good