October 27th, 11:25 am

Scooter --- Ty dye , Jonny Boy (e)Vans , Lukewarm , Craigo my eggo, Ratalui , Dad™ , Davey jones locker , Marchello , and Mom™

Scooter: IM YELLING GNIRJK

Ty dye: boy what happened this time

Ratalui: b o i

Scooter: MARCEL JUST CALLED ME AND IM W/ MY BROTHEE FOR THE WEEKEND AND SO MY BRO ANSWREE AND F UCK

Mom ™: oh god what did he do

Scooter: MARCEL WAS LIKE "HEY BABY" AND MY BROTHER WASMLIKE "OH SCOTT I DIDNT KNOW THAT THIS WAS THE GUY U WEE FUCKING FOR THE PAST YEARS SHOULDV ETOLD ME BEFORE ANSWERING" AN D IM HAPPY HES OK W/ MY GAY BEING BUT CAN HE AT LEATS HAVE SOME SILTER

Lukewarm: silter

Craigo my eggo: SILTER

Ratalui: silter me up

Marchello: and call me daddy

Dad™: what th e fuck did i walk into

Mom™: leave while you have the chance

Davey jones locker: are we not going to bring the fcact up that marcel might have a daddy kink

Ty dye: doesnt everyone

Mom™: and this is where i take my leave

Ratalui: ibet brock is the kinkiest of all of us

Craigo my eggo: is he??

Scooter: dad u gotta give us the answer since youll know

Dad ™: ...

Dad™: idk if he is or isnt im not asking

Lukewarm: who does mom like the most and wouldnt deny

Ratalui: JONATHAN

Ty dye: JON

Davey jones locker: jon 100%

(e)Vans: obv jon

(e)Vans: ill get him

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(e)Vans -> Jonny boy

(e)Vans: yo the guys need you for smth w/ brock and finding out his kinks

(e)Vans: jonnnn

(e)Vans: jonnythan

(e)Vans: where are you it says ur online :((((((

Jonny boy: sorry, currently sick af and want death

(e)Vans: aw im sorry babe ;; want me to get you soup or smth??

Jonny boy: ur like four hours away though???

(e)Vans: so?

Jonny boy: i dont want you to drive that far and be tired af

(e)Vans: so ill just stay the night at ur place

Jonny boy: what if you get sick?

(e)Vans: then we're sick together

Jonny boy: how romantic

(e)Vans: luv u bby :*

Jonny boy: love you too~

(e)Vans: but what soup should i bring?

Jonny boy: just chicken noodle ig. Ill rent movies or smth and get some tea reayd

Jonny boy: ready*

(e)Vans: okie dokie. And go in the gc theystill need you i think

Jonny boy: okie

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Scooter: u wanna go lui?!?!

Ratalui: lets go u fu ckin G RAT

Scooter: says the one w/r at in his NAME

Jonny boy: wtf is even happening

Ty dye: a fight

Craigo my eggo: nice 2 see u here jon

Ratalui: WAIT JON WE NEED UR CINNAMON ROLL ABIULITIES

Jonny boy: to do what...

Lukewarm: find out brocks kinks

Dad ™: oh gosh

Jonny boy: w h y though

Ratalui: why not??

Jonny boy: tell me why i have to do it though??

Lukewarm: bc ur brocky's fave and he cant say no to you

Ty dye: since ur the fave child all of us gotta take advantage of it

Jonny boy: even then what makes u so confident he'll tell me his kinks

Jonny boy: why not brian?? his bf??

Ratalui: we know what we're doing,, trust us

Jonny boy: but what if i told u guys no

Craigo my eggo: o s h i t

Ratalui: can u plsplspl s do this for us

Jonny boy: what do i get in return?

Ratalui: ill buy u ice cream and bring it over rn

Jonny boy: hmm

Jonny boy: nah

Marchello: bro we gotta know pls

Ratalui: waIT WHY A NO

Jonny boy: bc i cant jjsut ask evan to get me ice crea,m

Ratalui: wait what

Scooter: om g

Craigo my eggo: is my ship,,

Jonny boy: haha gotta b l a s t

Ratalui: UF CUK DONT YOU LEAVE TOO

(e)Vans: fucking helll

Lukewarm: what is even going on??

Davey jones locker: ^^^ t b h

Ty dye: what just happeend is some gay shit

Craigo my eggo: b k e s s

Dad ™: b k e s s

Marchello: b k e s s

Craigo my eggo: why am i hated s o much

Ty dye: i dont hate you <333

Craigo my eggo: thank u bby

(e)Vans: is hip it ahaha

Lukewarm: ^^ preach

October 27th 10:35 pm

Mom™ --- Dad™ , Ratalui , Davey Jones Locker , Lukewarm , Jonny boy , (e)Vans , Ty dye , Craigo my eggo, Marchello , and Scooter

Mom™: why is marley and me such an emotional movie

Craigo my eggo: bc no one wants doggos to die

Mom™: theyre so pure

Craig my eggo: theyre all sizes and just so happy

Mom™: can we hang out with each other and talk abt dogs

Craigo my eggo: y e s

Ty dye: wha t is even happening

Dad™: u guys should watch homeward bound then

Mom™: one sec im gonna search it up

Mom™: IVE SENE THAT ONE FJWKB

Mom™: ITSS UCH A SAD MOVIE DIDNT THE ONE OLD DOG DIE

Craigo my eggo: omg ehat no

Dad™: i don t remember but it is a classic movie, sad af though

Scooter: like ur life

Marchello: OoOOO

Ratalui: oh shit u just got served

Dad™: not as sad as ur sex life though

Craigo my eggo: HO.LY SHIT THIS IS AN ACTUAL ROAST WAR

Lukewarm: whoever loses will be as burnt as toast

Ty dye: can someone get me popcorn i wanna see who'll wiun

Scooter: hey, at least i actually have one :^)

Ratalui: holy fn uc k where are jon and evan they missing a beautiful thing

Dad™: ah you wish my son,, the only action youre getting is in video games which, sorry to say, doesnt count

Mom™: why does this happen, why cant we be anrmal group chat

Ratalui: we are a normal group chat

Scooter: you know what doesnt count? your existence

Marchello: what if this goes super deep

Ty dye: like deep deep or deep all the way to china deep

Craigo my eggo: why not both??

Dad™: shit u right. but i at least have some1 who cares about my existence

Davey jones locker: this is beautiufl

Lukewarm: i want 2 know the winner already

Scooter: srry but ur mom doesnt count

Dad™: oh, but urs does :)

Ratalui: oh fuc k

Craigo my eggo: WHOS GOING TO WIN I GOTTA KNOW

Scooter: f uc k y o u

Davey jones locker: WE GOT A WINNER

Ratalui: OOOOOO

Ty dye: holy shit brian i am a proud son

Craigo my eggo: i want another roast war in this gC SOON

Mom™: good job bri & good job scott, u both did great

Marchello: im proud of u bby

Scooter: <3

Lukewarm: holy shit that was good,,, but where tf were evan adn jon

Ratalui: i would understand ev not being on but jon not being on either is weird

Lukewarm: maybe theyre w/ each other

Davey jones locker: fuck yes @ my ship

Mom™: #jevan

Marchello: #jevan

Ty dye: #jevan

Craigo my eggo: #jevan

Jonny boy: #jevan

Ratalui: #jevan

Scooter: #jevan

Lukewarm: WAIT JON IS SHERE THATLIL SHIT

Ratalui: f i g h t h i m

Lukewarm: k

Mom™: nO FIGHTING

Lukewarm: fineeee