November 9th 4:17 pm

Mom™ - Jonny boy, (e)Vans, Ty dye, Papi Ryan, Dad™, Spicy Brycey, Smitten, Lukewarm, Craigo my eggo, Davey jones locker, Marchello, Ratalui, and Scooter

Mom™: children, i have an announcement

Ty dye: r u finally preggo w/ dads child

Jonny boy: wyh would brock need more children wspecially after us

Craigo my eggo: tru

Scooter: i feel like dad isnt involved

Mom™: youre wrong, dad is majorly involved

Marchello: did dad ditch u

Davey jones locker: THATS A ONOMOTEAPIPA THE THING WHERE ITS LIKE SALLY SELLS SHEA SHELLS DOWN Y THE SEA SHORE

Marchello: ITS ALLITERATION YOU IDIOT

Davey jones locker: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

Marchello: i would rather fuck ur moms

Craigo my eggo: oh fcuk

Davey jones locker: pls die

Ratalui: GUYS GUYS FUSIYDA USIFYSUAIDYUS DSUDTGIUAS GUYS UFGUYS

(e)Vans: ???

Ratalui: ITS FOUR MOTHER FUCKING TWENTY LETS BLAZE IT

Papi Ryan: blaze me daddy

Lukewarm: I FUCIGM KNEW YOU HAD A DADDY KINK

Jonny boy: ^^ RYAN IS FUCKING REALIZING THAT HIS GAY ASS GOT A FUCKIGN DADDY KINK

Papi Ryan: NO I DONT I JUST SAID IT IRONICALLY

Mom™: my parents want to meet brian how do i bring this up to brian

Jonny boy: MMHMM

Lukewarm: DO YOU DATE BRYCE IRONICALLY

Scooter: oh fuck brock,, wouldnt brian see it here??? and just tell him flat out, he'll be cool w// it

Papi Ryan: NO????!?!

Lukewarm: EXXACTLY... YOU DONT HAVE A DADDY KINK IRONICALLY

Jonny boy: i bet having that name makes him hard at the thought

Mom™: no, his computer isnt currently working so hes gettinig it fixed

Papi Ryan: CA N YOU BOTH DIE

Mom™: what if my parents dont like him??? what if my parents even hate him bc i mean, they did just find out about mye being gay

Jonny boy: gladly

Davey jones locker: i doubt your parents will hate him, hes a charmer and could smooth your parents to the bone like a slide

Marchello: hey david, what type of literary term did you jsut use

Davey jones locker: a simile

Davey jones locker: IM NOT A FUCKIN G IDIOT

Spicy Brycey: smh ryan,, i thought we were more open about your kinks

(e)Vans: wai,,,, t, KINK S

Craigo my eggo: oh fuck we gotta hear about this now

Papi Ryan: Hello darkness, my old friend

I've come to talk with you again

Because a vision softly creeping

Left its seeds while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone

Narrow streets of cobblestone

'Neath the halo of a streetlamp

I turned my collar to the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light

That split the night

And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand people, maybe more

People talking without speaking

People hearing without listening

People writing songs that voices never share

No one dare

Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I, "You do not know

Silence like a cancer grows

Hear my words that I might teach you

Take my arms that I might reach you"

But my words like silent raindrops fell

And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed

To the neon god they made

And the sign flashed out its warning

In the words that it was forming

And the sign said "The words of the prophets

Are written on the subway walls

And tenement halls

And whispered in the sounds of silence"

Ty dye: what the fuck ryan

Craigo my eggo: fuck m e instead

Craigo my eggo: hahaha jk

Ratalui: ok wow we got a lot of kinky fucks in this chat

Davey jones locker: like ur one to talk

Ratalui: KILL YOUTESELF DAVID YIOU FCUK

Scooter: omg,,, you McFreaking sinning McSinners

Ratalui: do u wanna expose scotty @ marcel

Marchello: scotty is actually not kinky nor am i

Jonny boy: no way

(e)Vans: wait have u two not...

Scooter: I GOTTA GO MAN

Marchello: ahaha sorry scotty and i hav e tog o out fuys!

(e)vans: aw, precious ship

Lukewarm: b l e s s

Ratalui: i wish i had a relationship as pure as theirs :'))))

Ty dye: i wish u would die

Ratalui: no jk???

Ty dye: no jk.

Ratalui: ur such a romantic, do u treat craig like this

Ty dye: no, he actually gets love

Ratalui: i doubt you could sweet talk craig-y

Ty dye: when you use memes its pretty easy to get that boy

Scooter: why wont marcel do that :((( i want him to seduce me with memes

Marchello: Young man, there's no need to feel down.

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys...

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,

You can do whatever you feel...

Young man, are you listening to me?

I said, young man, what do you want to be?

I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.

But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.

I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,

And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.

I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys...

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,

You can do whatever you feel...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.

I said, I was down and out with the blues.

I felt no man cared if I were alive.

I felt the whole world was so jive...

That's when someone came up to me,

And said, young man, take a walk up the street.

There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.

They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys...

Y.M.C.A...you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.

Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y.M.C.A...you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.

Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y.M.C.A...just go to the Y.M.C.A.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?

Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

(e)Vans: laughing bc that song is actually abt gay shit i think

Marchello: exactly ;DD

Scooter: WAIT WHAT

Ratalui: ^^^ WTF WHY WAS I NEVER TOLD THIS IVE BEEN DOING THIS DANCE MY WHOLE LIFE

Craigo my eggo: maybe thats why im so gay

(e)Vans: its literally talking abt a young man going to the YMCA to hang out with "all the boys" and im p sure the village people are a band of mostly homosexual guys???

Jonny boy: SOMEONE CREATE THE NEXT VILLAGE PEOPLE WITH ME

Smitten: FUCK YOU STOLE MY IDEA

Smitten: bbbut ill join

(e)Vans: i will too

Ratalui: u would join

(e)Vans: s h u s h

Jonny boy: what

Ratalui: #jevan man

Jonny boy: not this bs again

Lukewarm: #jevan

(e)Vans: pls dont

Jonny boy: ^^ill make him fight y'all

(e)Vans: ^^ill protect u my damian in distress

Ty dye: DAMIAN IN DISTRESS

Craigo my eggo: wtf evan

(e)Vans: well jons not a damsel in distress bc hes male so...

Jonny boy: i dont mind it ^.^ its kinda cute

(e)Vans: u know what else is cute

Davey jones locker: OHMYGOD

Ratalui: IS HE

Ty dye: plsls

Jonny boy: what

Craigo my eggo: pray

(e)Vans: you

Lukewarm: OMG

Marchello: my gay boys

Mom™: im so ,, so,, proud

Papi Ryan: bless

Jonny boy: fbsnm fUCKU EVAN

Spicy Brycey: what a great response xD

(e)Vans: LET ME COMPLIMENT YOU

Davey jones locker: ^^

Jonny boy: YOU CAN BUT FUCK OYU

Ratalui: i doubt that evan would mind you fucking him

Craigo my eggo: LUI TAKE A FUCKING CHILL PILL

(e)Vans: omg can you guys die

Jonny boy: ^^

Ratalui: after u two start Dating™