December 13th 5:52 pm

Marchello- Jonny boy, (e)Vans, Ty dye, Dad™, Spicy Brycey, Papi Ryan, Smitten, Lukewarm, Mom™, Davey jones locker, Ratalui, Craigo my eggo, and Scooter

Marchello: scotty just whipped,,, i am d isgusted

Scooter: ur my bf?>?? Ur suposed to support my decisions?? Even my stupid ones??

Marchello: all of ur decisions are stupid

Lukewarm: oh shit

Scooter: then my most stupid one mustve been deciding to date you

Craigo my eggo: oSHHTI T

Ty dye: holy, fucking, shit

(e)Vans: ur gonna need some ice

Jonny boy: fOR THAT UBRN

Papi Ryan: rip marcel

Marchello: bby pls

Scooter: u asked for it,,

Marchello: pls

Smitten: i was abt to come to this chat singing gaston but i realized that marcel got roaste dby his own bf and thats much more entertaining

Jonny boy: gaston?

Smitten: no ONE'S SL ICK AS GASTON NO ONES AS QUICK GASTON NO ONES NECK IS AS THICC AS GASTONS

Craigo my eggo: what have u done jon

Smitten: For there's no man in town half as manly perfect , a pure parag on ucan ask any tom dick or stanley

Ty dye: please stop

Craigo my eggo: add john to the chat, thatll shut him up

Smitten: no ones been like gastyon a king pin like gas ton nnON ONES GOT A SWELL CLIFT IN HIS CHIN LILKE GASTON

Smitten: i freaked out bc you talked abt john

Davey jones locker: DATE

Ty dye: ^^p l s

Ratalui: cuties

Mom™: we need to meet this john

Mom™: mama has gotta approve of this boy

Jonny boy: yuve finally acetped your role as the group mom bless

Mom™: and i hold that title proudly

Dad™: *hand clapping emoji*

Mom™: thanks bby

Craigo my eggo: i wish i had a relationship like that

Ty dye: okay wow

Ty dye: ill send the receipts you fuck

Craigo my eggo: ...

Craigo my eggo: i wish i had a relationship like that

Marchello: the,, shade,, is,, real,,

Ratalui: didnt the same thing happen to you NOT EVEN TYHAT LONG AGO

Marchello: u right

Spicy Brycey: i just caught up w/ the chat and can we go back to singing disney songs smh disney songs are lit

Lukewarm: "disney songs are lit"

Smitten: i mean he aint wrong

(e)Vans: is it a 50/50 then

Papi Ryan: maybe a 72/25?

Jonny boy: 80/20

Davey jones locker: 85/15

Mom™: 90/10

Spicy Brycey: bitch its no doubt 100/0

Lukewarm: BRYCE CURSED FWEJBF

Jonny boy: hoyl shit
(e)Vans: is him cursing a big deal??

Jonny boy: YES

Lukewarm: u dont undertsand henever curses

Papi Ryan: he rarely curses, sometimes he lets out a thing

Craigo my eggo: so should we celebrate or mourn over his innocence

Papi Ryan: both??? Idk

Ty dye: a celebration for the dead?

Ratalui: did you mean: cinco de fucking mayo

Davey jones locker: mayonnaise

Craigo my eggo: IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT

Marchello: but back to the situation at hand, we should celebrate bryce becoming a young man

Mom™: DONT CELEBRATE BRYCE LOSING HIS INNOCENCE???

Mom™: anyone who joined this group as pure was supposed to stay pure you have all failed me

Mom™: especially you, ryan

Papi Ryan: YO WHY WAS I CALLE DOUT

Ty dye: holy shit ryan got called otu

Craigo my eggo: rip ryan's ass

Mom™: that is ur BOYFRIEND ryan, ur supposed to protect his innocence with every little fiber u GOT

Papi Ryan: im sorry mom

Mom™: add the trademark

Papi Ryan: im sorry Mom™

Smitten: mom is hardcore today oh lrod

Lukewarm: tru?? Is everything good brock

Mom™: everything is all good in mom world, how about you children

Craigo my eggo: im doing well thank u mom

Ratalui: i havent foubd a ny good memes lately :((

Ty dye: im good thx for asking

(e)Vans: im deceased

Ratalui: @ me next time evan

(e)Vans: @ me ????

Ratalui: do u not know,,, that meme,,,

(e)Vans: no i dont if i did lui why would i have said that

Ratalui: your sass is so mean ;;

Ratalui: but its simple like if someone was shit talking you but u knew it was u u could say "wow @ me next time"

Ratalui: you get it?

Lukewarm: memeology 101

(e)Vans: yeah that makes a lot more sense

(e)Vans: the only thing is i wasnt shit talking anyone

Ratalui: tru but at leats u learned about a new meme

(e)Vans: t ru

Smitten: tbh it doesnt have to be shit talking but it s common for shit talking

Lukewarm: this conversaiton feels too seirous for this chat but then its like "Wait its about memes"

Papi Ryan: when isnt the conversation about memes in this chaat

Lukewarm: u right

Smitten: damn u right

Lukewarm: JINX

Smitten: JINX

December 13th 10:59 pm

Spicy Brycey - Jonny boy, (e)Vans, Ty dye, Dad™, Marchello, Papi Ryan, Smitten, Lukewarm, Mom™, Davey jones locker, Ratalui, Craigo my eggo, and Scooter

Spicy Brycey: i just realized something

Dad™: what?

Spicy Brycey: jon created our nicknames right

Scooter: ye

Smitten: yeah

Spicy Brycey: he didnt spell cello correctly

Davey jones locker: ???

Ty dye: fucking idiot

Dad™: rip marcel omg

Spicy Brycey: is it only us on rn??

Ty dye: craig went to bed a couple minutes ago bc he has class in the morning so

Dad™: brock fell asleep on my bed and so im just letting him rest

Scooter: ooo, dont have too much fun ;)) but marcel went to the lubrary to study

Davey jones locker: lui is asleep

Spicy Brycey: ahh, so most of our partners are asleep ig (aside smitty & scotty)

Smitten: i sometimes wish i had a partner but then sometimes im like "single life is great"

Dad™: single life can be great but when you meet a certain person your whole world can be turned upside down tbh and it can be the actual worst

Scooter: oh god i remember that

Scooter: the fear of unrequited love was so strong it was the worst

Ty dye: tbh i spent more time with craig for a long fucking time than alone before we dated

Davey jones locker: i feel bad for being an oblivious fuck for lui bc i think i hurt him for not realizing that he was flirting with me for a while

Ty dye: oh god i remember him flirting with you for so long and you still didnt get the message and even though you really like him you still didnt know how to show it

Scooter: marcel is a fucking pussy when it comes to his feelings

Spicy Brycey: what does that mean?

Scooter: he sucks at admitting them, like, i completely forgive him for this but he made me so unsure so often and it was so stressful

Dad™: damn, that sucks

Smitten: wbu brian?? was brock obvious

Dad™: brock was the first one to actually have feelings ahah

Ty dye: ^^i can back that up

Dad™: i remember he tried hard for a while and idk i think i was in denial of being gay bc,, i dont know, i was an angsty boy ig but when i realized my feelings brock had stopped trying??? I got scared and i kept my feelings super lowkey and tried to impress him without having him notice i was doing it for him but when i realized my feelings it sucked bc all of my thoughts were constantly about him and i ddidnt really have anyone to tell at that time??

Smitten: damn

Ty dye: damn indeed

Scooter: damb

Smitten: damb?

Scooter: damb

Smitten: damb damb damb

Scooter: damb damb!

Smitten: damb damb damb..

Ty dye: SHUT THE FUKC UP

Davey jones locker: i love how we were on such a serious topic then you guys did this

Davey jones locker: but im gonna log off and sleep, nice talking to you guys about this ^^

Smitten: it was nice. goodnight guys

Spicy Brycey: im gonna go too

Dad™: goodnight children

Davey jones locker has logged off

Smitten has logged off

Spicy Brycey has logged off

Scooter has logged off

Dad™: isnt it a bit weird that bryce didnt really say anything about his feelings?

Ty dye: maybe. he could just be a closed off guy?

Dad™: yeah, im gonna go too though. I wanna cuddle my bf

Ty dye: go make up for lost feelings ;) goodnight brian

Dad™: night ty

Dad™ has logged off

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