January 3rd 1:27pm

Mom™- Smitten, (e)Vans, Ty dye, Dad™, Marchello, Papi Ryan, Craigo my eggo, Lukewarm, Spicy Brycey, Davey jones locker, Ratalui, Jonny boy, Johnijuana, and Scooter

Mom™: goldfish is my lord and savior

Marcello: redbull is mine tbh

Johnijuana: monster is where its abt baby

Mom™: children,, that stuff is terribly terrible for u

Smitten: mom im p sure there is worse stuff for people than this shit

Mom™: yes there is but yall should not be drinking energy drinks as if its a normal drink

Marcello: jokes on you, it already is my normal drink

Johnijuana: energy drink addiction ftw baby

Marcello: fuck yueah dude

Mom™: how do i raise these children on my own the heck

Craigo my eggo: plot twist: u dont

Craigo my eggo: also no homo but i miss tyler

Ty dye: no homo but i miss u too

Papi Ryan: its not gay unless you make eye contact

Dad™: m y son omg

Jonny boy: RYAN YOU FUCK

Papi Ryan: i will fight u jon ™

Jonny boy: do it BITCH

Lukewarm: you FUCKER

Johnijuana: whats up ryan

Craigo my eggo: *cue 0 days with no sexual jokes by ryan sign now up*

Papi Ryan: hEY FUCK YOU CRAIG

Ty dye: honestly go ahead

Craigo my eggo: i was abt to say that was tylers job and hew ouldnt let anyone ese do it but nvm i just got fucking BETRAYED by my boyfirend

Ty dye: love u

Papi Ryan: nah im good w out fucking you craig

Ty dye: ah darn, wholl do it now

Craigo my eggo: youre so not getting ur dick sucked tonight

Ty dye: RUDE

Marcello: wow goals

Scooter: marcel can you still suck my dick tonight

Marcello: um of course

(e)Vans: wow guys thats gay

Jonny boy: gay?? In my good christian suburbs??

Davey jones locker: man how dare there be gay in these christian suburbs

Jonny boy: thought i raised it better

Johnijuana: dont tell jon abt the weed then

Smitten: wow i cant believe you smoke weed

Craigo my eggo: who wouldve thunk

Ratalui: me bish

Ratalui: also can i change my nickname

Jonny boy: go ahead, ur able to do it urself

Smitten: omg really

Jonny boy: yeah??? Im the only one w the power to change other peoples nicknames though

(e)Vans: that powers fucking amazing omg

LUIgis death stare: fuck yes

Craigo my eggo: how dare you bring that fucking back

Smitten: thats worse than craigs bee movie

Craigo my eggo: I SENT IT WHEN THAT MEME WAS LIVIN

Smitten: you make me not want to be livin

Craigo my eggo: thx bby :*

Ty dye: are you cheating on me

Craigo my eggo: si

Ty dye: ouch

Rye bread: ouchers

Lukewarm: ooo i like the new nickname

Rye bread: thank you owo

Johnijuana: dont you dare ever use that face again in MY HOUSE

Scooter: ryan is a furry holy shit

Craigo my eggo: FURRY ALERT

LUIgis death stare: say i if we should kick ryan out for being a,,,, furry,,,,

Craigo my eggo: i as FUCK

Scooter: i of course

Smitten: you know how i feel

(e)Vans: i?

Lukewarm: i

Mom™: um not i!!! stop being mean to my favorite son

LUIgis death stare: HOLY SHIT MOM HAS A FAVORITE

Dad™: i cant believe,,, my wife has a favorite

Dad™: EVEN I DONT HAVE A FAVORITE

Davey jones locker: yeah because you hate all of us

Craigo my eggo: besides brock

Mom™: luv u brian

Dad™: luv u too brocky

Craigo my eggo: BROCKY

Scooter: what the ufkv why is their relationship oso cutye

Mom™: luv u my children

(e)Vans: im crying in the club

LUIgis death stare: did evan just,,, meme

Smitten: he did what the fuck

Davey jones locker: i dont even meme and im shook

Jonny boy: evan, honey, stop memeing youre scaring th e children

Marcello: all of you have the attention span of the dog from up

Spicy Brycey: jokes on you that dog is adorable

Rye bread: ^^ agreed, i forget that dogs name though

Spicy Brycey: isnt it doug?

Rye bread: oh yeah it is

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January 1st 2:39 am

[ private chat between Papi Ryan and Spicy Brycey ]

Papi Ryan: hey so i know this is probably awkward, whats going on between us

Papi Ryan: but i dont want whats going on to fuck over our friendship

Papi Ryan: and make the chat awkward yknow? so if you dont mind, if we can try to work past the break up and try to be friends again id honestly really like that

Papi Ryan: im scared we'll freak everyone out if we start actiung buddy buddy immediately so lets build up to it so its more genuine?

Spicy Brycey: um yeah sure

Papi Ryan: thanks, im looking forward to our friendship

Spicy Brycey is typing...

Papi Ryan: bryce?? youve been typing for a while

Spicy Brycey: oh sorry, got distracted by my roommate

Spicy Brycey: but yeah, same here (:

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January 3rd 9:38 pm

LUIgis death stare - Smitten, (e)Vans, Ty dye, Dad™, Marchello, Rye bread, Craigo my eggo, Lukewarm, Spicy Brycey, Davey jones locker, Mom™, Jonny boy, Johnijuana, and Scooter

LUIgis death stare: depression

Marcello: yeah same

Smitten: depression is such a big mood

LUIgis death stare: honestly we need a chat where we can just send memes

Ty dye: there is a chat, and its called this one

Ty dye: theres honest to god more memes in this chat than normal conversation

Johnijuana: thats so accurate it hurts

Smitten: john come over and play video games w me

Johnijuana: can we make out

Smitten: um fuck yeah

Jonny boy: #stopthegayinmygoodchristiansuburbs

Craigo my eggo: as a gay, i fully support that hashtag

Jonny boy has changed the group chat name to "#stopthegayinmygoodchristiansuburbs"

Smitten: im surprsied jon managed to spell that correctly

Jonny boy: OKAY RUDE

Smitten: are you calling me rude bc im gay??

Jonny boy: DONT YOU DARE PULL THE GAY CARD

Jonny boy: PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW MISTER

Smitten: PUT IT BACK HOYL SHTI DJWE

Craigo my eggo: i think thats one of the ebst things hes ever said

Marcello: damn i cant use the black or gay card now

Scooter: next time u do im gonna yell at you to put it back

Marcello: ill put my dick back

Scooter: oh no,, how will iever survive without your penis

Johnijuana: ur peeen

Smitten: i need a good peen in my life

Johnijuana: BYE BITCH

Craigo my eggo: damn thats gay smitty

Smitten: ur gay

Craigo my eggo: GASP

Marcello: oh fuck

LUIgis death stare: burned