As I said Mike is coming over for Christmas and if last summer taught me anything it's that he will be all over Eleven.

Like sir and madam please stay At least one bible length away from one another at all times and if u do not leave enough room for Jesus I will personally pray 🤲 to smite you

Mum said Mike has to sleep with me cuz she don't wanna raise more babies bcs EWWWW and also cuz I wanna remain pure, innocent child and don't wanna hear them and I need my sleep, Thank you very much. The gay in me doesn't know if it can handle Mike in my room tho with his stupid hair and tall height thinking he's so great and that. But I swear, he talks about how much he loVeS eL and imma smother him while he sleeps. 

For sum reason we all had to go get him from the airport which was annoying bcs I WAS WATCHING MIRACULOUS LADYBUG BUT INSTEAD I NEED TO GET OUT MY HOUSE AND COLLECT HIS DUMBASS. 

It feels like I'm waiting for hours AND HE STILL AINT COMING. I think El seems to spot him tho... 

What the fuck is he wearing, he looks like a traffic cone. Did he get dressed in the dark; bruh straight boys need to learn how dress. But regardless El still finds that attractive enough to be seen kissing him in those clothes.

Don't they find this embarrassing, my gay ass would never, this is too much PDA. I should spray them like how you spray cats, ORRRRRR maybe i could make a spray that'll make Mike Gay and i shall call it GAY SPRAY. yes beautiful name if I do say so myself. Are they still kissing? TF. I give them the most judgmental Gay look I can. My gay powers seem to work cuz they stop. hehe.

He then came over to me after that and I was gonna hug him cuz why not and he had the audacity, the audacity to pull me in and hug me tight...

THIS BITCH! Sir u have a GF and ur making me blush and that

After that very intense hug, the ride home was no better as they were causing a ruckus in the back seat "Oh eL sTop iT. hEHe" I looked at mum. I could tell she felt sympathy for her little gay child as she pulled into the driveway of our house.

By the time we got home it was dark and the two lovebirds in the back where staring into each others eyes as if this is sum kinda eye appointment

I went into my bedroom and Mike followed me, then this bitch started to change his clothes infront of me. Excuse me? what? huh?. Sir please shield ur body as much as I am gay I do not wanna see that cuz anime says I shall get a nosebleed then I will look like Eleven.

 It may not seem like it but i am royally stressed cuz i have decided to tell Mike that I is Gay and if he doesn't like it then frankly he can go Fuck himself cause I aint dealing with that shit.

I really hope he does accept me tho.