Now u see I am gay so that means I like like boys

A shocker I know

and my dumbass is simping for a straight boy 🤦‍♂️

Oh Yhhh the boy is non other then frog-face wheeler ain't that just beautiful

And u see I am a great actor 💅 so I act like a bitch to him so he won't find me sus

But alas I gay boy

A Very gay simp

I want to play D&D and maybe possibly hold his hand but all he wants to do is eat elevens Face cuz apparently that's fun or sum shit.

Lucas and Dusty sometimes play but wheeler with his bitchass whiny voice is like "I waNt El wHerE el?" Like bruh sit ur crusty ass down and play the friggen game

Then this boy has the audacity to say to me, BILLIAM BYERS that i DONT FUCKING LIKE GIRLS.  Like No shit Sherlock, please take several seats and calm ur soul. 👻

It's times like this I wish I could set the demodogs on him