Lights flashed.

Music was blasted on high.

Men and Women danced in skimpy clothes, either high or drunk.

On the second floor, looking down on the club, surrounded by women, was the only person both drunk and high.

Dark long hair with colored highlights. She wore a pants suit, and a green button shirt which only had two buttons, buttoned up at the bottom, leaving her chest and designer bra out for people to gawk and be jealous over.

(The Wild Spade: Lucia Heartfelt Von Babylon The III)

With her left hand, Lucia gripped the bosom of one of her concubines. With her right, she dug her hand into the pants of a different lover of hers.

Four women were surrounding Lucia. All of them, part of what she calls, her "Harem".

Luica holds dear only five things.

From most to least, it; Her "Harem", her guns, her alcohol, her drugs, and her family.

By all means, Luica is EXACTLY like her father.

Lucia: Eenie meenie miney mo♪

Lucia: Who's big chest will I do Blow on♪

Women:(rolls eyes)

Lucia:(grinning) Eenie meenie miney-

Woman 1: Not tonight, Lu-Lu. Please...!

Lucia: Daisy! Come on! Live a little!

Woman 2: Every time you do drugs, you end up shooting someone.

Lucia: Aaaannnd? It's usually a guy.

Lucia:(grinning) Because... Feminism? Or... Whatever. Rose, what's that thing you like?

Rose: Equality?

Lucia: Hate men's equality. Or Equality-Equality?

Rose: The latter.

Lucia: Ugh! Fine... Just weed then.

Woman 3: That makes you have too many disgusting fetishes.

Lucia: And...? I'm a disgusting woman, Lilly! That's what you all knew coming into this...

She gestures to herself.

Woman 4: No drugs.

Lucia:(pouts) Mmmm... Fine! You convinced Poppy...

Lucia: I love you all too much to say no~

She nuzzles and kisses Rose's neck as she pulled Daisy closer to her.

Lucia: But... I'm going to need something... Or... Someone to be precise.

Rose/Daisy/Poppy/Lilly:(heavy sigh)

Lucia: Yes, yes. I'm a whore! Blah, blah. Just someone temporary...

Poppy: You said that about Rose...

Rose: You said that about Daisy...

Daisy: You said that about Lilly...

Lucia: You love each other don't you?

Poppy: Fine. But no drugs for a month.

Lucia:(sarcastically) You're bustin' my ball, Poppy!

Lucia:(smirks) But you got it!

Getting up, a drunk Luica grabs a bottle, as she skips over to the balcony to look over her options below with her lustful green eyes.

Lucia: Hmmm... Her-

Poppy: Someone over 18!

Lucia: They're all over-

Poppy: Pick someone else.

Lucia: Ugh!

She looks again and notices a new face enter the club.

(Lady with a mission: Bella Dermies)

This tanned fashionable woman looks around the club with her dark emerald eyes until she locks in with Lucia.

Lucia: Helllloooo...

(The Next Morning)

Lucia: NURSE!

The would-be next Queen of the Spades gang, if she hadn't made a deal, shouted as she awoke naked in bed with the four loves of her life.

The mature Poppy. The ginger Rose. The elegant Daisy. And the petite Lilly.

Despite not recalling every detail of last night. Lucia knew there was one missing. She slipped out of bed and walked across her beach house to the kitchen where she found a full-cloth Bella, drinking coffee and reading an article on her phone.

Bella: Oh good, you're-

Turning her gaze away from her phone, Bella bore witness to the naked glory of Luica.

Bella: NAKED! You. Are. Naked! Why!?

She turned away.

Lucia: Uhhh... My house. My rules. Better question! Why. Aren't. You. Naked?

She puts a foot on the coffee table, to "spread out" her glory.

Lucia: And why so shy? You should have seen everything last night~

Bella: We didn't have sex.

Bella:(mumbles) Thankfully...

Lucia: WHAT!?

Lucia: This is unacceptable but easily fixed.

Bella:(looks away) I'm not gay.

Lucia: You don't know unless you try...

Bella: I only agreed to come here because I have something important to tell you.

Lucia: Ugh. If we ain't gonna hump, then let me nurse my hangover.

Bella: And put some clothes on?

Lucia: Hah! No.

(KNOCK, KNOCK)

Lucia:(rolls eyes)

Making her way to the door, Luica opens it to find the current Head of the Spades.

Lucia Heartfelt Von Babylon The II. The 90-year-old silver-haired Grandmother of Luica The III.

Lucia: Nana Lucy!

Hugging her Nana Lucy, Lucia gives her a few kisses on the cheek.

Nana Lucy: N-No need for kisses, I know where your mouth has been.

Nana Lucy: Get dressed. We have some serious business to discuss.

Lucia: Sure...

She waltzes away to get dressed. Nana Lucy in the meanwhile exchanges glances with a shy Bella.

Lucia: Let's rock!

Sliding into the living room in leather rocker gear, Luica is ready to roll.

Nana Lucy:.....

Nana Lucy: Are those mine?

Lucia: Well it's not like you can wear them anymore.

Nana Lucy:...

Nana Lucy: Let's go.

Bella: Hold on, Lucia, I really need to-

Lucia: Babe, later. Family comes first. If you'd had sex with me, I would have made you a priority.

Lucia: Now, ya gotta wait! Sawwy~

Bella: Wait-

The Luica's dash off and head towards a café across town where they sit outside and order coffee.

Nana Lucy: Expresso.

Lucia: Irish black coffee.

The waitress nods and leaves, with Lucia staring at her behind with GREAT interest.

Lucia: Heheh~

Nana Lucy: I'll get to the point.

Nana Lucy: You have to have a child.

Lucia: Eh?!

Lucia: You want me to ruin my body with a parasite!?

Nana Lucy: Listen! Someone has been killing off our bloodline.

Nana Lucy: And until we figure out who and stop them... You're going into hiding and making a child.

Lucia: That seems a little extreme, don't you think?

Lucia: I know my cousin is sixteen. But people have had children younger!

Nana Lucy: Lucia... You and I are the only ones left.

Lucia: What...?

Nana Lucy: They've been killed. All of them.

Lucia: Even baby Tony?

Nana Lucy: H-He... Was hanged...

She wipes away a tear.

Lucia: They hanged a baby? Jesus, couldn't they just snap his neck?

Nana Lucy: This is serious!

Lucia: Nana, why don't you just pop out another uncle or aunt?

Nana Lucy: I can't anymore. I'm 90.

Lucia: What about genetic cloning? Did you invest in it like I said?

Nana Lucy: We made a deal, Lucia. I'll let you fool around, and you don't have to worry about being the next Head...

Nana Lucy: If you popped out new blood.

Lucia:(rolls eyes)

Lucia: I'm still young.

Nana Lucy: You're 30.

Lucia: That's young!

Nana Lucy: Oh please, your tits are already sagging!

Lucia:(GASP)

Nana Lucy: Lucia! Our blood is important! To the Spades! And to me!

Nana Lucy: I refuse to let it dry up like this! Like a sheep to the slaughter!

Nana Lucy: And at my age, you'll eventually be forced to take control.

Lucia: Hmph.

Nana Lucy: Lucia... They've killed our family. And I'm not asking you to have sex with some man...

Nana Lucy: We'll do it all artificially. We've chosen a great doner.

Nana Lucy: Please be responsible for just this one time.

Lucia:...

Lucia: Counteroffer. I go and kill the people who killed our family.

Lucia: Gut them like pigs and burn their loved ones!

Lucia: And after I'm done. We'll put my eggs in one of my bitches, and use that seed of yours.

Lucia: The Harem will love it, and me More!

Lucia: Then you just have to power through for a few more decades and bada-bing, bada-boom!

Nana Lucy: Lucia...

Lucia: Too late! I made up my mind! And this is totally the responsible thing to do!

Getting out of her chair, Lucia walks away as the coffee was brought.

Lucia: Stay in hiding, Nana! I won't be long-

(BOOOOOM)

Nana and the waitress exploded along with the table.

Lucia:!?

Lucia: Nana!

Running back to where the table was, Lucia went over to her Nana's body. The bomb was small but more than enough to kill a person.

Lucia: Nana! Nana!

Today, at 4.30 pm. Lucia Heartfelt Von Babylon the II died. Leaving her Grandaughter as the new head of the Spades gang.

Lucia:...

Getting up with a grim expression, Lucia allowed the nearby men of the Spades to carry away the body. Looking at the scene of the explosion, Lucia deduced that it was the coffee tray that had the explosive.

Looking around, Lucia saw a man in the café uniform walk away.

Lucia reached behind her and pulled out a desert eagle which was tucked into her pants.

(BANG)

He shot the man in the back, making him fall over for her to approach and question them.

(Stomp)

Man: GHAAAA!!

Lucia: Who put the bomb?

Man: S-Some guy in a fedora just paid me to let him put a newspaper on the tray!

Lucia: Is that it?

Man: Yes-

(BANG)

She shot at his crotch.

Lucia: Are you sure?!

Man: They h-had a Dimond tattoo-

(BANG)

Killing the man, Lucia leaves the scene of the crime by stealing a motorcycle.

(VROOOOOM)

Lucia:(mind) So some Dimond club bastard thinks they can get away with killing my family and MAKING ME HAVE TO DO WORK!?

(VROOOOM)

Lucia:?

Two black vans drove up beside Lucia. The windows and doors opened as multiple men pulled out guns and fired at Lucia who suddenly broke and allowed the men to kill a few of their own men.

Lucia: Hahahaha! Dumbasses!!

(VROOM)

(BANG, BANG, BANG)

Shooting some of the men, Lucia forced the drivers to stick out their arms to shoot at him, allowing her to grab their arm by the gun, then break to break their arm and give herself their gun.

(Vrrrrr)

Lucia: Hm?

Looking at the motorcycle's rearview mirrors, Lucia found more vans after her.

Lucia: All this for me?

She began speeding up. She planned to lose them. Until she caught a glimpse of the trailer hauling truck ahead.

Lucia: You should have used a bigger bomb...

(VROOOOM)

Speeding up to get closer to the trailer of the truck, Lucia suddenly pulled the brakes off her front wheel and launched herself into the air.

As she flew in the air, she flipped and opened fire on the drivers of who were chasing her.

(SCREEEECH)

(CRASH)⁴

(THUD)

Lucia: OOF!

Landing atop the trailer after killing the drivers on her tail, Luica lay atop the trailer for a moment.

Lucia: Ughhh... I'm too sober for this shit...

Pulling out her phone, Lucia dialed up someone from the Spade gang.

Lucia: Nana has been killed...

Lucia: Sadly I'm in charge now...

Lucia: So put the word out. Whoever can get me the heads of the ones behind it all, can be the new boss of the Spades!

Phone:(on call) I just supply the guns.

Lucia: Just do it!

She tosses away her phone.

Lucia:...

Lucia: Shit, now I got to get a new phone...

(Hours later...)

Making her way home, Lucia found Bella waiting for her inside.

Lucia:(looks around)

Lucia: Where are my ladies?

Bella: Spade gang took them for their protection.

Bella: I stayed because I need to talk to you.

Lucia: Good. A distraction is what I need.

Bella: Now listen. I should have simply forced you to listen-

Walking up to her, Lucia pinned Bella to the wall and kissed her.

Bella:!?!

Before Lucia could put her hand down Bella's dress, Bella punched Lucia in the gut.

Lucia: UGH!? Come on! Just a little pitty sex-

Getting a knee to the face, Lucia was knocked onto her back, where Bella placed a foot on her chest.

Bella:(spits) bleh! (wipes mouth)

Lucia: How did you know my number six favorite fetish...?

Bella: Shut the fuck up and listen!

Bella: I know who's killing the Spade blood!

Lucia: Huh...?

Bella: I'm the daughter of the Dimond gangs boss... Two days ago, I learned my father was killing you all one by one.

Bella: I tried to warn you yesterday and today... But...

Lucia: Distracted by my incredible body? I get that a lot.

Kicking her off balance, Lucia pulls Bella to the floor and puts a gun to her head.

Lucia: Keep them lips moving, or I'll use mine to move them...

Bella: Please don't.

Lucia:(suggestive eyebrows)

Bella: My father plans on taking over the Spade gang.

Lucia: The Spades are loyal to my bloodline.

Bella: He knows that it doesn't matter who is in charge, as long as they are related to you.

Lucia: Or they are me...?

Bella: Huh?

Lucia: I see where this is going.

She stands up from the floor.

Lucia: Guess I'm going to kill your father.

Bella: You'll never find him without me.

Lucia points a gun at Bella.

Bella: I have one condition. You TRY and settle things with diplomacy.

Lucia: I might consider it... If you joined my harem.

Bella's face twists with disgust.

Bella: Just shoot me now.

Lucia: One-night stand!

By some miracle, Bella's face is somehow capable of showing even more disgust than before.

Bella: No.

Lucia: One minute of motorboating your chestticles.

Bella: A hug, where you can put your head on my chest. No moving or anything with your mouth.

Lucia: Naked...?

Bella: Clothed.

Lucia: Lighty Clothed.

Bella: Only AFTER this all over and you talked with my father.

Lucia: Deal!

Helping Bella up, Lucia is immediately shoved away.

Bella: You have serious problems. Do you know that?

Lucia: If I was a guy, you'd love it...

Bella: Guy or girl, you're disgusting.

Lucia: If you're just going to be hating on perfection, then stop talking unless it involves getting me to your father.

Bella: There is one-

Lucia: What did I just say?

Bella:(rolls eyes)

Lucia: Come on. Let's get moving.

The two head off to the garage where they take Lucia's car and drive off to their first destination.

TO BE CONTINUED....