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"What the-" before I could finish 3 people interrupt me

"Happy birthday (y/n)!!" Moss head, robot and infinity girl stand at the doorway in front of my house

I shut the door on them and start walking away until they knock on my door again

I ignore it... *knock knock knock*

This time I press my back against the door making sure no one can just ram in

"(Y/n)! As your friends we have brought you cake for your birthday" I can hear robots muffled voice through the door

"Who told you it was my birthday?! Are you guys stalkers or something??" I yell back trying not to be tempted by the mention of cake

"Is it not your birthday or something? I swear your brother said it was" moss head mumbles

I opened the door "what about my brother?" I asked in suspicion

Infinity girl shows me her phone

•???: suuup~ this is (y/n)'a brother, it's her birthday tomorrow and I want you to surprise her with a surprise gift!! Here's her address: SexySexyStreet unit 21•

•Ochaco: how do you know my number?•

•???: ....•

•???: (y/n) told me.•

•???: anyway you better go, she hasn't had the confidence to invite people to her birthday and all~~•

•Ochaco: +o+•

•Ochaco: I'll make sure to tell the whole class!!•

•???: yayyyy•

"And that's what happened" infinity girl said

'How did they become friends so quickly' "oh, ok... who else is coming?" I ask giving up on resistance

"Everyone is class 1A except for Kacchan and Todoroki" moss head says as I invite them in

"Yeah, if I remember right, bakugo said he needed to deal with a few stuff and Todoroki said he needed to train" infinity girl explains

When they walk in they complimented how clean and big my house was

{flash back brought to you by my screeching soul}

"Heya sis~" (b/n) said as he was stuck in the small bathroom window that was located on top my washing machine (you know that small ass window used when someone takes a shit and the smell needs to go somewhere? Yeah, that)

"The fuck? Use the front door!" I yell as I grab (b/n)'a hands to free him from being trapped in the small ass window

"I did~ but you slammed the door at my face~" (b/n) cries

"Well it's not my fault you looked like a stripper when you walked in" I say as I roll my eyes

"But I didn't look like one!!" He defends

"I'm sorry, what part of, kinky bunny suit with net stockings don't scream out S T R I P P E R?" I finally got him out, (b/n) lands on the floor face first as tries to get up

"All of it" (b/n) rubs his face trying to ease the pain and looks in the mirror in case of any bruises

"So why are you here?" I asked

His face shines brightly and he looks through his bag and searches for something, after a while he takes out deflated balloons, a few bags of chips, a 2 bottles of soft drinks, porn magazines and a box of cupcakes

"Wait the porn magazines for later" he mumbles stuffing it back into his bag

"What's all this for?" I look at the mess he's making in my own bathroom

"I want you to hold all of this in your inventory"

"You came all the way here looking like as stripper just to give me junk to throw this into my inventory?" I asked

"Yep~" he smiles as he holds out the last of the porn magazine "also keep this one, mum's getting suspicious of my hentai and porn stuff, so far she's already burned down 69 magazines" he cries just thinking about it

"Wat?"

"This one is my treasure so don't lose it, since your the only one that can access your inventory I want you to hold it for a bit." (B/n) over dramatically cries again as he gives it to me

I hesitantly take it and look at the girl on the front page in some kinky bondage exposing her no no area, looking back at him i throw it into my inventory

"Thank you~ its my golden limited edition one that teaches you 15 different types of bondages and has over 80 pages of kink" he explains

'I didn't need to know that' "why do you need me to hold onto all of your junk?"

"You find out sooner or later, oh yeah, mum's coming here next week to inspect the house, you gotta sweep sweep sweep!"

I turn pale "got it, thanks for the warning..."

{end of flash back and now a week later}

'So that bastard planned all of this' I dumped a big pack of chips onto a bowl to serve who ever is going to come

Infinity girl was blowing up balloons and using her quirk to make it float up

Moss head and robot was preparing the drinks and snacks along with the decorations that I got out from my inventory

{small lil ol time skip~}

everyone arrived and wished me happy birthday along with bringing food which made me cheer up

As I was eating some chips and drinking some of my coke I look at the flood of classmates that were in my house

*sigh* "why did I let everyone in..." I ask myself as I was sitting on one of those foldable chairs

I see the pervert start slowly walking up to me with hesitation, he kept looking around for something, i don't know what though

"H-hey, (y/n)..." he says in a whisper

"What's up?" I say taking another sip of my drink

"Y-your brother told me that h-he kept a porn stash somewhere, I-is it possible that you can lend it to me?" Pervert says looking around in case anyone was listening

'Of course he said that to his fellow peverted friend...' looking in my inventory i saw the porn magazine that he told me to hold on too, taking it out I show the pervert in secret

His eyes widened, he nearly made a ruckus "(Y/N)!!-" I shut perverts mouth shut

"Let's go somewhere less crowded..."

In the end we were in the corner of the room, it looked like we were dealing drugs

"So how much we talking about?" I ask looking around for any witnesses

He hands me some money and I take it "2000 yen" he says pretending to be casual

I count the money to confirm "2500 yen and we got a deal."

*tsk* "cheap scape" he hands me another 500 yen "just for renting this magazine for a week too"

"Oi, your talking about golden limited edition with 15 different bondage techniques and 80 pages of pure porn" I say trying to convince him 'can't believe the information (b/n) told me was useful'

Pervert nods his head taking the magazine from my hands

We shake hands to confirm our deal

"If I see one crease in that book your paying me double" I warned

"Like I'd be damaging such an artefact"

[you have officially rented out (limited edition porn magazine) to mentia, you have gained 15+ customer points]

[Congrats! Mentia has now ranked (Customer)]

'This is a thing?'

"Pleasure doing business with you, till we meet again" pervert says before he disappears into the flood of my classmates

"Oh there you are birthday girl!" A voice says

Turning around I see tape dispenser

"Oh hi?"

"Sorry about ur dining table" tape dispenser scratches the back of his head

Looking over his shoulder I see it broken in half and everyone was cheering having fun

"It's cool, not the first time it's broke" I didn't even flinch at the fact it was broken

He handed me a drink, looking at my empty cup I accept it

"Thanks dude"

"No problem! Anyway what do you think of your party?" He asked

"Well, everyone ramming into my house unannounced and partying until we all dead is a great idea"

"So-" before he could finish

"OI (Y/N)!!!" Another voice buts in

Looking at the source of the voice I see the one and only

It was (b/n), of the house of (l/n), protector of the realm, sir idiot of the 7 kingdoms, breaker of chains, queen of dragons

Wait wrong script, I meant:

(b/n) slams the door down and pushes my class mates aside to get to me whilst saying "move it I'm gay"

When he finally got to me he said "so what do you think of the party-"

I kicked him where the sun don't shine and glared at him

(B/n) falls down holding his jewels and I squat down like a delinquent

"Oiiiii, do you think this would make me happy?? My whole plan of anime, manga, fanfics, taking a shit and eating is thrown out the window cause of you" I say still glaring at him

"Y-yep, sorry bout t-that (y/n) but you know w-what?" (B/n) says in almost a whisper

"What?" I asked

"Fuck you" and with that he went unconscious

I picked up his body and dragged him outside and left him there, before I left I said "you owe me a new door"

In the end of the day we partied like there was no tomorrow, when anything broke robot would be scolding someone as moss head would be scared shitless all while infinity would try to comfort him

'I ship it'

When all was done everyone helped me clean and I used tape dispensers tape to fix my table

When everyone left I smiled for bit, in a quiet whisper I say "thanks guys"

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Guess who's back, back again. Sorry, anyway it's been a while everyone, I've been having writers block and... my problems in the way of writing, I hope this chapter can keep you guys busy for a bit, I need to thaaaank:

RiaHanari

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Damn, so many people 0.0, I'll try to be more active and I must say thank you for everyone's support, I wouldn't have gone through my issues without it

I also finished fine lining the (y/n) drawing a did a while back