"I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my hand, I mean, am I that hot?"-idk but it's funny
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Sitting in the back of my mums motor bike that she told me to keep in my inventory I asked her "why are we going to that fire bastards place?"

"The stupid rodent made me..." she said in a pissed off tone

'Can you please tell me who this "rodent" is?!' "Ok then" 'No! You idiot!! Just ask the pissed off Satan the question related to the reason why she is pissed off!!'

"We're here" mother said as she kicked me off her motorbike

Landing on the floor I see we're in front a a very traditional looking house

Mother walks up to the door as I pack away the motor bike

I saw her lift her foot getting ready to kick the door down but a voice stops her

"Satan (l/n) I'm glad you could come! And it looks like you've brought company" the principal says- wait the principal? The fuck is he doing here?

"Rodent!" Mother screams in anger as she storms over to the principal "you better give me what's mine!!" She picks him up by the collar and glared at him

"Not until you complete your part of the deal" the principal says with a smile

'What does that mean??'

"Tsk" Satan drops him "so what do I need to do?"

The principal doesn't say anything and walks inside the house with mother following along, while walking through the hallway the principal ask "so what is your daughter doing with you?"

"Decoy" was all mother said

'So that's why I'm here' "Um, so principal, what is mother doing with you? And how do you know each other?" I ask in a polite tone

The principal didn't need to say anything and mother butted in "childhood friends."

'Childhood friends? What?'

"He was also my first lover." Mother finished

'WHHHHAAAAAAT?!'

I tried to recover quickly from the shock but c'mon! Lovers!? Mum's first lover was my principal

{flash back}
Satans POV

It was spring, the sakura trees surrounded us, I looked into nezu's eyes as I finally built the courage to confess my feelings "let me fuck you."

'It sounds good to me' I felt my heart beat go faster and faster

"I'm sorry Satan, but I don't think I'm ready to 'fuck' someone" nezu said

My heart dropped, I felt like crying, "you little rodent..." I could feel something different bubbling up. Rage. "ILL KILL YOU!!!" I take out my 2 pistols and try to shoot the rodent down only for him to dodge it all

'I'll kill that bastard no matter what!!'

{flash back end}

"And after that I found your father and fell for him! Me and the rodent became acquaintances!" I explain with a smile

(Y/n)'s POV

'Wait hold on, did you confess by just saying "let me fuck you"? Wtf do u thing a confession is meant to be?'

We arrived at the living room of the random house, in the living room I see the bearded bastard

I hear a clap and look at the person that did it, it was the principal

"Ok then! Welcome everyone to the 'Satan and Enji's (Endeavour's real name) become friends' program!!"

Mother and bearded bastard looked glorified pissed as all hell

"Anyway, (y/n)!" The principal says

I turn my attention to him as he continues "we won't be needing you for now, if you'd like you can walk around Enji's house as we sort some stuff out"

I only nod as I walk away through the maze id like to call. A house.

Walking and walking I finally find another living being, it was a girl that looked a bit older then me, she had white hair with small stripes of red in them, she also wore glasses

'Is she daddy issuess' sister? They look pretty related...'

"Hello~ I didn't know we had extra guest" the girl said

Looking above her head I see her name

[Fuyumi Todoroki]

"Heya, ummm... you know a place where I can relax? I'm already getting a stitch from walking around this house" 'mother will be disappointed...' I place my hand on my stomach to ease the pain

"Yeah, just follow me~" Fuyumi says

'She sounds nice'

She brought me to a smaller living room with a calming scenery. As i sat down I hear Fuyumi say "I'm going to go prepare some tea and snacks, any preferences?"

"I don't care" I reply

She leaves the room and I hear the her footsteps leaving to who knows where

'What do I do now? There's barely any service here....' taking out my phone I search through my millions of games hoping at least 1 of them won't need any service

Sooner or later in the middle of my game I hear a new but familiar voice "(y/n)? What are you doing here?"

Looking up from my phone I see daddy issues "my mum brought me here to talk to your idiotic dad" I then swear a bit because I died in my game

((Y/n) is playing a game against a fuck ton of bots)

"Oh ok." Daddy issues says

We had an awkward silence for a few minutes before I *sighed* and gave him my phone "you know how to play?"

Daddy issues shakes his head "my dad says that video games are distracting for my training"

"Your dads an idiot, c'mon I'll teach ya" I say

{time skip brought to you by (y/n) teaching Todoroki how to play first person shooter games}

'The fuck is this bullshit??' I was paralysed in shock

Daddy issues head shots a guy in a moving vehicle whilst hiding in a shack (or how I like to call it "the afk shack" my brother calls it "the rape shack") and then he ran out to the open and killed a squad with a shotgun and received barely any damage

'He's a natural born gamer!!'

"Hey I think you put this this game on easy..." daddy issues says as he just took out another squad

'There's no such thing as easy on a fps game! Even if there bots it's still hard pulling off a move like that!'

"Y-yeah, I did..." I lied

He won 1st place and gave me a new high score

"You have any other games?" He asked

"Nah, this is the only one I have that doesn't need service to play" 'that's a fucking lie, I don't need you to embarrass me again!!'

I take my phone back and cry inside

After a bit of silence again I decided to start a conversation "so, your dads an asshole"

"I know he is, by the way, you seem to know a lot about my bastard of a father, care to explain?"

"Ah, I kinda went to work with my mother and your dad will always try to kill me" I chuckle thinking about the good ol times

We had a nice chat and I got daddy issues to laugh once or twice, it was a beautiful sight

In the corner of my eyes I see Fuyumi peeking into the room with a cheeky smile

Daddy issue notices my stare and follows it "oh, what do you need?"

She walks in and places a tray of some green tea and some fancy ass cookies on the table "oh nothing~ I didn't want to disturb you love birds~"

I went to crazy blushing mode and hid my face

I hear Fuyumi laughing and walking away "I don't want to interrupt your little date so I'll get going now"

"W-wait!! It's nothing like that!! Hkwbagusngauajnwvai" I yell out

*BANG* "ILL KILL YOUUUU!!!!" I hear Satan yell in fury

'I think someone just died' I got up quickly before she went berserk forgetting everything that just happened

When I arrived I see mum and the bearded bastard in the "Our get along shirt" whilst the principal was smiling

Mum was beyond pissed as she held a pistol at gun point while the bearded bastard nearly burned the shirt into ashes

The room itself looked chaotic, there were burn marks everywhere along with huge scratch marks and bullet holes scattered on the wall, ceiling and floor

"Great work! All you need to do is show me that your getting along and you may go home!" The principal states as he seems perfectly fine with the surrounding area

'Are you asking for a death wish?!'

My mum glares at the bearded bastard with a tick mark, pressing her pistol closer to his head she struggles to say "heya friend, why isn't it a beautiful day to be suffering in the depths of hell?" Mother clenches her teeth and grins with a killing intent leaking out of her

The bearded bastard didn't react any better, he looked like he was about to explode in rage as he glares back at my mother and says "why of course"

"They actually did it..." I mumbled

"NOW GIVE ME BACK WHATS RIGHTFULLY MINE YOU FUCKING RODENT!!" Mother yells as she tears the shirt in half

"And don't forget, you better give me my part of the deal" bested bastard also said

'Just what does the principal owe them??'

"Ah yes, I must hold up my end of the bargain, but I never told you when I'll be doing it, so come back next week and we will see about it" the principal says

'What bargain???'

"YOU LITTLE FUCKING RODENT!!!!" Mother brings out her machine gun that she somehow got out of my inventory and started shooting

"Mother calm down!!" I try to stop her to the best of my abilities

{time skip brought to you by (y/n) trying to stop Satan from destroying the world, dats right, ur gurl just saved the world and u didn't know it}

"We're home" I yell as I kick down the door with mum unconscious over my shoulders

The principal had to knock her out, I never knew he was so strong

"What demon took out Satan?!?!" I hear (b/n) yell as he ran over to me

"My principal, now move your ass aside" I dragged mum to the couch and left her there "let's go before we awaken the beast" I say as I walk out the house with (b/n) following behind me

'Let's just hope no one dies when she wakes up...'

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Bad? Shit? I'm starving, I haven't had breakfast nor lunch so I'm going to go eat now... but I hope u enjoy the chapter! I'll let you guys guess what the principal owes Satan and Endeavour. Onto the thanks:

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