"I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate" - unknown
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After being forced to buy more takoyaki for everyone mum suggested (demands) we go somewhere quiet where's there's less people

"Oh I know a place!" (B/n) says

'Of course a villain knows a place that's quiet'

We ended up leaving the school and going into an alleyway nearby

'Not suspicious at all'

we see a gang of delinquents that mum may or may not have killed

"Help me with hide the bodies" she says whilst she starts dragging one by the foot and another one by the collar of the shirt

"Yes mother" (b/n) and I say in the same time

While dragging the bodies in a causal manner (b/n) asked me "so (y/n), are you 100 percent sure that you can't put any living things in you inventory?" He throws the dead? Body in the trash

"Like I said, no means no, even though it's easier" I throw trash over the bodies that lay in the garbage bin to hide it

After cleaning up the area I double check my [map] for any other people

'It's just the three of us'

We sit there, on one of the garbage bins, (b/n) and I, staring into my mothers eyes waiting for what she might say next

"So (y/n), I ask once more, why did you use your quirk? You know how much I despise a quirk being used on the weak"

Her eyes had a ring of a yellowish hue showing that she activated her quirk

Let me elaborate, her quirk 'God eyes' is pretty op, it can detect lies and find heat signatures along with showing her information on ones quirk with just a glance. It's slightly related to my [observe]. She rarely used it for her job unless she's dealing with a powerful hero/villain. When using it, her eyes have a yellow ring around it and she looks 10 times more intimidating on my opinion

"Yes I understand mother, my reason being is because I struggle to win when I'm not using my quirk, also my teammates trusted me with doing what ever possible to win" I explain with a lace of fear behind my voice

A bullet was shot near my foot "I'm not here to listen to your bullshit, but if what you say is true then i shall allow you to use your quirk just this once for the next event"

'Is she possessed? Mum. Letting me. Use my quirk. FUCK YEAH!' I hide my smile with a simple nod

"But in return you will get 1st place in the next event and after this whole Sport festival you will train with me." She finishes

'Shit. I take back what I said, i am fucked'

"Yes mother." I say trying my best to act confident

"Why can't you be like Izuku Midorya" she compares

'Wait the moss head?'

"He has not once, used his quirk and got a much better result, if only I had a son like him" she looks at her phone and starts texting, probably accepting a job

'Did she just disowned me?'

"I will not fail you" I salute to her

"Good. Now if you will excuse me I must catch up with an old friend of mine" she runs so fast that it looked like she teleported out of here

I was about to leave until (b/n) starts talking "whew, I thought mum was going to shoot a bullet through our heads, I'm too young to die"

Rolling my eyes I look at him "so why did you come and watch me for the sports festival anyway?" 

"I came to watch you fail." He says with a straight face "and jeer"

"Somehow I saw that coming, also what's with the outfit?"

His eyes turned into starts as he starts doing a weird cheerleading dance "I just wanted to be a sexy girl! Also before I came here I had to infiltrate a strip club and kill a big shot there, hope you didn't mind me using your bra and oranges"

"I don't want them any more" I move backwards disturbed by my own brother 'I wonder what he did in the strip club'

"Ummmmm...." I say

"What is it? C'mon spit it out" (b/n) throws away his box of takoyaki

"Can you help me find some cheap ways to win?" I asked

Now i know some of you are saying 'but (y/n), thats a low move! Don't do it!' Well you know what? Fuck it, I need to conserve my mana for the big fight

"Wow! My little sister wants to know how to win like a villain?! This is great"

"Just fucking tell me!"

{time skip brought to you by (b/n) explaining to (y/n)}

"Shit! I gotta go!" I yell as I look at the time

"Wanna lift?" He asked as he points to the stadium

Oh I forgot, (b/n) can not only shit out some viruses, he can also travel through circuits or devices (basically anything with electricity)

"Let's go!" I start panicking thinking of the possibilities that mum could kill me

He walks over to a street light and rips it open revealing wires

'When did he get so strong?!'

(B/n) picks me up and places his hands on the wires "damn (y/n) ur heavy, did you get fat?"

"Stop bullshitting me, u just ripped out some metal from the street light!!" I start punching him

"Oh so you noticed? I've been working out!" He gives a smug look until I punch his face "OI STOP SQUIRMING FATSO!"

Just like that, it felt like we teleported (aka it felt like we took all the drugs at once and went through a water slide tunnel) leaving some electricity from where we once stood

"And where here!" (B/n) yells dropping my body

I grabbed a paper bag out of my inventory and vomit some rainbows "I see death"

"I've only brought you outside the stadium, I could be escorted out if I enter the arena" (b/n) explains

I start running in still feeling a little sick, it was until I bumped into a very fat ass man with a flaming beard

'This fat ass better go on a fucking diet because he is taking up the entire fucking hallway'

Looking at him in the eye, he glared at me and *tched*

"It's you" he growls

I had no idea who this man was until I searched my memory

{flash back brought to you by (y/n) vomiting}

"Today I would like you to accompany me on my job" Mum says as she towers over my 10 year old body

"Really?!" My eyes widened and a spark of excitement can be seen

"Indeed, you will also get to meet an old.... pal of mine" she grabs my arm and starts walking out the door

"Yay!" 'I've always wanted to see how strong Mum is!'

{time skip brought to you by satan polishing her sniper}

"We have arrived" she says looking down on her target

I saw a very chubby looking dude that had women all around him, it looked like they were heading to the strip club 'he's one of those stereotypical rich dudes'

*BANG*

I look over at my mum and see her with her gun already fired

Looking back at the rich dude I see him with blood from his forehead and the 2.... entertainers, screaming there heads off

"Our job here is done, let's go before he comes" she says standing up

"Who?" I asked

"DAMN RED EYE, ILL KILL YOU THIS TIME" I new male voice was heard, it belonged to a very tall and buff man with a flaming beard

"Him" mother answers

She starts running away leaving me behind

"Wait mo-" someone grabs my shirt and lifts me up

"Looks like she brought someone with her" he glares at me

At this point I was freaking out

'Why do I feel like mother brought me here so I can be used as a decoy?'

Going into my inventory I grab out a fire extinguisher out of extinct, and used it on the bearded bastard

He loosened his grip and I got out and ran for my life whilst screaming "EAT SHIT FUCKTARD!"

Once a month Mum would always bring me to work so I can be used as a decoy for flaming fuckface

And with that we just became enemies

{flash back end brought to you by flipping endeavour off}

"It's you!" I yell

"Can't believe someone like you is becoming hero" he *tched* again "if you're here that means red eye is also here" he looks around trying to spot my Mum

"Well she left a while ago, after threatening me and all" I shrug wanting to go past him but he wouldn't let me through

'MY GOD SNORLAX, TAKING UP AS MUCH ROOM AS POSSIBLE!!'

"I need to go, please escort your fat ass out of my way" I kindly ask

He glares at me and walks away before saying "your lucky UA's principal is protecting you, or i would've killed you by now" and with that he's gone

'Wait, the principal? I don't even know him'

I snap out of my thoughts and run to the arena

"AND HERE ARE THE-" before kinky could finish her sentence I cut in

"IM HERE!!!!" I screamed, everyone turns there heads towards me and no one says anything until my friend replies

"(Y/n)! I've been looking for ya! Where have you been?" Pinky ask waving her hands to gain my attention

I walk up to her and scratch the back of my head "I was in the middle of life and death with satan"

"Was that a joke?" Pinky asked again

"You could say that" 'if only she knew

"Enough chit chatting, the matchups have been decided!" Kinky yells, I look at the screen, scanning it for my name, and there it was

[Yaoyorozu vs (Y/n)]

"So I'm versing watermelon chest..." I mumble

Pinky pats my back as she says "we all had to do draws but since you didn't arrive i did it for ya, also we're going to fight each other on the second round! Isn't that exciting?"

"Thanks and also I look forward to our fight" I chuckle

"NOW LETS SET A SIDE THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE TIME BEING AND GET ON WITH THRILL A MINUTE FESTIVAL!!"

'The parrot speaks again...'

"I suffered a near drug overdose for this?! Fuck it I'm out! I have so many better things to do!" I yell making my way (down town) out of the arena

I went to the "get ur shit together" room and think of strategies I could use to win

'I'll save my mana till the last few rounds, first round with watermelon, I can use my katana and [strengthen] to throw her out of the arena'

I clap my hands together "I'm so smart!"

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Heya guys! I've been sick this week (which is rare, so when I get sick I am really sick) I've also been dealing with some family problems so I won't be posting as quickly as I used to, anyway I must give my thanks too:

xxRANSxx

Orion_Uzumaki

TheLittleAnbu

callmeLevisWaifu

Nick_okami

Expowerlord

Wastelandyoda

Damn that's a fukcload of people, I should really pull my shit together....