"I'm not rude... I just wasn't taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can't stand" -Orihara Izaya (Durarara)
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"PIECE OF SHIT PORCUPINE DIE!!!" I scream with fury

"YOUR THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE DYING HERE YOU LITTLE FLAT CHESTED BITCH!!" porcupine rudely yells back

"Why am I here?" A purple haired cat lover questions

How did I get into this mess of me and porcupine trying to murder each other with sleep deprived on my team? Well....

{flash back brought to you by (y/n) eating beef jerky (no joke, I'm eating some right now)}

"Our first place participant is worth: 10 million points" Kinky announced

'Wait, how many is that? Whatever I just need to know it's a lot'

Everyone turned to moss heads direction, they looked at him like he was a tasty piece of meat

"the higher ranked students are the ones to aim for, this survival game is a chance for a comeback, it's anyone's game"

Looking around I couldn't find mum anywhere 'where in gods name is satan hiding?'

Hearing my phone buzz I take it out seeing a message from (b/n)

•that guy: hey! I'm finished with my villain work so I want to cheer you on because I love you so much~•

•Sexy beast: wait what are you talking about?•

Before I could send my message...

"LETS GO (Y/N)!! LETS GO!!" I hear someone yelling my name, that someone was very familiar

Looking into the crowd I see (b/n) wearing a cheerleading outfit along with a wig that makes him looks like a girl

'What in the actual fuck is wrong with my family?'

He kept cheering and those around him in the crowd try to avoid him

'Is it sad that he actually looks good as a girl? Wait is that my bra?'

I felt someone tap my shoulder, turning around I see sharky "Hey, ummmmm (y/n), who's that girl yelling you name" sharky asked

"My bro- I mean, my sweet ol sister..." I try not making any eye contact

"YOUVE GOT 15 MINUTES TO FORM YOUR TEAMS" kinky yells

"Wait, team? Hold on what's going on?"

Looking around I see pinky "Pinky! I have no fucking idea what's happening but we're going i teams sooooo, wanna team up?"

"Oh, sorry (y/n) but I'm kinda teaming up with Bakugo" she points to porcupine

"Wait your leaving me for the screaming porcupine?!" I yell in shocked

"Sorry, next time?" She scratched the back of her head

"Yeah, next time..." I mumble

I looked around to see what team I should pick 'looks like an idiot, has to many eye balls, that's a walking plant, he has purple hair, she- wait, purple hair? I know that purple hair!'

"Yoooooooo!" I yell out whilst walking to the team

"Eh, what are you doing here" sleep deprived asked

"Imma join your team! All the other teams are full!" I explain

"Ok then sure" he smirk

'He is planning something'

[name: Hitoshi Shinso
Age: 15
Level: 24
Quirk: Mind control
Weakness: strong mind
As a kid he was bullied because of his quirk being that of a "villain" joining UA he wants to prove that his quirk can be used for good]

I repeated one word in my mind 'mind control' read: Mind control

'This mother fucker is going to make my life shit!'

"Oi, sleep deprived, you better not fuck up my life!" I yell at him

"Why what ever could you mean?" He questions still having that smirk on his face

'Boi, you don't know how much I wanna slap ya'

"Hey guys, we shouldn't be fighting right now, this round is all about team work" big ass tail tries to reason with us

"I suggest you guys keep quiet and do as I say" sleep deprived stares into big ass tails eyes then looks at me

Big ass tail stays quiet with an emotionless look in his eyes, I didn't know what was going on until

[your skill (Gamers mind) has been automatically activated, click (more) to find out extra information]

I clicked [more] from the dialogue box and got this:

[(Gamers mind) is currently blocking off (Mind control) being emitted from Hitoshi Shinso]

'So your telling me this cocky bastard tried to mind control me?!'

Sleep deprived looked confused, maybe due to his quirk not working, then I realised I don't even know what we were doing for this event

{time skip brought to you by (y/n) moving the episode back a few minutes to re listen to it}

(Also here's a pic for how the event works cause I'm lazy to write it all up)

"Oh sound easy!" I say

"It should be, with my quirk I think we can win" sleep deprived said while our whole team looked like zombies

"Oh ok, so who's doing what?" I asked ignoring the fact that he mind controlled our entire team

"I will be chilling on top of you all and giving you orders" he explains knowing my quirk has something to do with blocking his quirk out

"Oh hell nah" I rejected his idea "you be in the front where you have much easier control when moving around since you basically mind controlled our entire team, I'll have the headband and use my [Mana shield] to protect it!"

"Wait, hold on, what about my idea?" He asked

"Fuck you and your beliefs!" I say whilst kindly putting up my middle finger

"Why you-" before he could finish

"Your 15 minutes are up, time to get started!" Kinky announced

"Ok you win this round, but I'm still leading" he states

"Agreed" I say

"I need to get a better idea of your quirk, what is it?" We all start getting to our section of the arena

"There's to much to explain, you'll be here all day so I'll say a bit of it: I can grab shit through this other thing and create shields along with possessing random skills"

"What?" He widens his eyes in realisation "wait, how many quirks do you have?"

"I only have one, buuuut it kinda makes me look like I have more than that" I confessed "but you got all that? Good! LETS KILL PEOPLE!!! FOR FUUUUUNNNN!!!" I run ahead of everyone

"LETS GET A BATTLE CRY!! HERE COMES THE STARING SIGNAL" obnoxious parrot yells... again

[(y/n): 105 points
Shinso: 80 points
Ojiro: 160 points
Aoyama: 5 points
Total: 350 points]

"3!"

"Wait do we have a plan sleep deprived?" I asked "or we going for the 10 million?"

"2!"

"Bad idea" he starts saying whilst I activated [mana shield]

"1!"

"Everyone is going for the 10 million, that's why we start off..."

"START!"

"There!" He begins running over to a team that had a metal man and.... is that a titan? Oh god did eren finally decide to join UA?

Because they were distracted i quickly took there head band and ran. They chased us for a bit but sleep deprived used his quirk to stop the chase

The headband said [705 points]

"Score!" I indicated that we got a fuck ton of points

"WELL BARELY TWO MINUTES HAVE PAST AND THE BATTLE FEILD IS ALREADY CHAOTIC!! WITH EVERYONE SCRAMBLING FOR HEAD BANDS ITS NOT JUST THE TEN MILLION OUT THERE! THOSE OTHER HIGH RANKERS ARE WORTH A SHOT AS WELL"

'Can a parrot stay quiet, please?'

Looking around I see porcupine use his quirk to fly up with his explosion quirk and his team mate wrap tape around him bringing him back

'That's legal?! That means I can use [flight] and just go stealing everyone's else's headband'

I was about to activate it but then

*BANG*

The bullet shatters the mana shield and barely hits me but gave me a cut on the cheek 'I think mum was really trying to kill me that time!'

"What the hell was that?!" Sleep deprived was shocked

"N-Nothing, nothing a-at all" i shudder thinking about what might happen if I really was to try my quirk "anyway who's next?" I re activate my [mana shield]

"The so called porcupine, he racked up the points for us, all we need to do is swoop in and take it all" sleep deprived explains

"Fuck yeah! We get to make the porcupine pissed and murder us" I say sarcastically

We run up to them and I throw a smoke grenade blinding them all

"WHO IN FUCKS NAME DID THAT?!" A certain porcupine yells

Stealing his head band I scream out "RUUUN!!"

A hand emerges from the smoke and tries to grab me but my Mana shield protects me

'Fuck'

An explosion directed to me shatters the shield

"GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH" porcupine yells in fury

"Nope. Onwards we run!" I point forward as we're trying to throw his teammates off

"Can't you do something about him? I mean you must have something useful up your sleeves" sleep deprived continues to run

"Let's see [Inventory]" I look in and see many random objects "I have a half eaten sand which, a dead mouse, goat meat, vodka, sake, pillow-" I was cut off

"Just anything useful will do!" He yells

"I got it!" I grab out a fire extinguisher and use it on porcupine "eat shit!"

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Porcupine yelled

Sleep deprived rolls his eyes "I said do something about it, not make him more angry"

"Too late now, we have no choice but to fight!"

{flash back end brought to you by (b/n) still cheering}

Ok maybe fighting wasnt the best choice...

[mana shield], [mana shield], [mana shield], every time I created a new one, it will be shattered from the explosion emitted by porcupine

"Can't you use your quirk against him!?" I ask sleep deprived

"Can't, his mind is too strong.... well more of filled with too much anger"

We dodge another barrage of his attacks

'Fuck, guess I'll have no choice'

I activated [Flight] and flew away with the headbands while sleep deprived defends himself

"I'll just stay in the air till it's ove-"

*BANG*

The mana shield shatters again and the shards cut my skin

*BANG*

With no time to put up another  mana shield I dodge a bullet

*BANG BANG BANG* (BIGBANG where you at?)

'That's a lot of bullets'

Mum looks at me and uses her thumb to make it look like she's slitting her throat (that thing they do to intimidate or threaten there enemies)

The way she glared at me was screaming 'use your quirk one more time and I'll personally slit your throat and sew your open wound with the very fibers of your own hair'

Floating down I shiver in fear and rethink my life choices, I go back to my original spot

"YOU BIIIIIIITCH" a yell that can probably be heard from the other side of the world snaps me out of my thoughts

'Oh I forgot' creating layers of mana shields I look at the time on the board 'I minute left'

Pinky uses her acid and destroys the first layer, Sharky uses most of his strength and destroys the second layer, at this rate we're going to die

"Run for it!" I yell out to sleep deprived but he didnt need to listen to me and ran

"DONT YOU DARE FUCKING ESCAPE!!!" Porcupine uses his quirk to fly towards us

Destroying the last layer I had to deal with something I never thought will happen again, I ran out of mana, meaning I can't use any of my skills right now.

"3!"

'Well.... gg'

"2!"

With an explosion he takes a hand full of headbands that we stole from him leaving us with only 2

"1!"

I check the amount of points we have and see 705 and 420 'hey, this is pretty good'

"TIMES UP!! LETS SEE WHOS THE TOP 4 TEAMS ARE RIGHT NOW!!"

I search my inventory for food that can refill my mana as I listen to obnoxious parrot

"IN FIRST PLACE TEAM TODOROKI!!"

'So daddy issues won because of his dad? I saw that coming from miles away'

"IN SECOND, TEAM BAKUGO!!"

'Ok, thats unfair, he used his role as the main character bullshit'

"IN THIRD, TEAM TETSU.... HUH?! WOAH ITS TEAM (Y/N)!!"

'So our team was forgotten.... is this what a background character feels like?'

"IN FORTH, TEAM MIDORYA!!"

'Oh cool he won' I found what I needed and took it

[you have drunken (Energy Drink) every few minutes your mana will increase by 10]

(There's only 2 ways to increase your mana, that's by eating/ drinking or a good nights rest)

"THESE FOUR TEAMS WILL PROCEED TO THE FINAL EVENT!!"

I felt pretty good, I mean I didn't die from mum's rage, as I look over at how moss heads doing I see him crying. Ok let me repeat that, he is literally creating a fountain

"WE'LL PROCEED TO THE AFTERNOON PORTION AFTER A 1 HOUR BREAK! SEE YOU THEN!! hey easer head, wanna grab some food?"

'It's like he's confessing his love!'

I feel a buzz coming from my phone, I look at it, it's from (b/n)

•That guy: stay where you are! Mum told me to pass the message•

•That guy: you know what this means right?•

•That guy: you are so dead, I'll pay my respects to you by throwing your body across the cliff•

•Sexy Beast: will you shut up, I'm thinking of my regrets in life•

With that I turn off my phone and wait.

Everyone heads down to the food court to eat while I stay on the field, once there's not a single person in the stadium a certain Satan of a mother jumps down from the roof of the stadium

'How is she not dead yet? She's wearing high heels as well'

I feel killing intent leaking out of mother

"Oh (y/n), did you think you can get away with using your quirk on such weak opponents?" A vein was popping out of her forehead as she continued "I mean, all those times I gave you a chance to use it and your not even 1st place"

She places a gun on my head "let's have a nice chat somewhere else"

"Yes mother!" I say quickly

"And you!" She re aims her pistol at (b/n) that's still sitting in the spectating areas with his cheerleading outfit and shoots

"KYYAAAAAA!!" He screams

'Either your really into being a girl or that's how you scream, also did she just shoot him from across the stadium with a pistol, A PISTOL?!'

"Get down from there, it's not everyday that the family is together" she says still glaring at me "let's go to the food court"

Mum starts walking out the stadium with me and (b/n) following her with fear

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DOOOONEEE, thank you MrMirror for cheering me up when I needed it after deleting the other chapter, anyway I must thank a bunch of people due to my absence:

TabithaMiles7

AnubisSkarla

katiemackey906

coolio_conner

I thank you for all of your patience again guys and hope that I don't delete my chapters in the future