"When life gives you medkits, get ready for a boss fight" -unknown
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'Ah, what the heck. How can I not heal the little cinnamon bun!?'

I lean over and hover my hand over his injured leg and use [Transfer], all of a sudden pain shoots up my leg and I quickly eat some toast out of my inventory to heal

[You have gained 10 extra hp from Toast]

"The pain is gone?" Moss head says in a questioning tone

"Ok, now that your all healed up, in return you owe me something" I state

"Wh-what?! Why th-though? I never asked y-you to do that" moss head shutters

"Too bad!" I say with a shrug "Anywho, the other pro heroes can handle my brother"

"You never told me you had a brother" moss head looks at me

"Because none of you asked" I sit down next to moss head trying to get comfy

"Oh, of course" he dead pans

start leaning back a little and using my hands to support my body *sigh* 'I'm bored'

"MWHAHAHA YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH PATHETIC HEROES!!" (B/n) yells with a smirk as he attacks all the villains at once

'Pfffft, what an idiot. Little does the heroes know he's been practicing that laugh since he was 5' I decide not to say out my thoughts knowing (b/n) will go on a full on attack and spill all my secrets

"Your brother seems a bit..." moss head says

"Crazy? Idiotic? Annoying?" I was suggesting how to finish his sentence until he spoke

"Ok, ok I get it" moss head smiles

I stand up "I'm leaving" I say straight forwardly

"Eh? What do you mean?" Moss head was so shook, he didn't know what else to say

"There's nothing for me to do. I can't fight (b/n), the villains aren't in the way of the exit and the teachers probably will let us out of school early due to this drama" I stretch my limbs as I explain my reasons "tell the teachers that I left early"

"O-ok" moss head mumbles

With that I leave the USJ without being detected 'I'm so lazy, maybe I should buy some fried chicken tonight'

(B/n)'s POV

'These stupid heroes are doubting me, ha! Wait till I kick there asses'

I make the ground rumble due to the entire USJ being under my control and I start to realize a soft pink smoke is beginning to surround the area

'Poison gas, that has to be midnight!'

I activated the big fans hidden in the building blowing away all the smoke and all of a sudden many clones of a dude pop out of nowhere and starts attacking

I dodge quickly and get shot in the arm my a bullet 'shit forgot about that'

As I surround myself with walls of earth a extremely loud voice breaks the walls with ease knocking me back

'That's so unfair! I'm surrounded'

I then realised something 'fuck yeah! I can do that thing'

As the ground starts the rumble again a flood starts to wash in

I make a pillar of earth shoot out from the ground below me making me balance on it (also avoiding the flood) and yell out

"SEE WHAT YOU PEASANTS CAN DO ABOUT THAT!"

All of a sudden a cement wall blocks off the flood acting like a dam

'Fuck.'

I ring up kurogiri and a portal opens up 'wait does that mean I'm running away!?'

I turn around facing all the heroes "I DIDNT LOSE TO YOU DAMN HEROES!! I JUST FELT LIKE LETTING YOU ALL OFF BAKAS!!" I yell

They look at me like I'm stupid, even though I'm not! With that I start walking over to the portal and before I leave I see a... skeleton? That looks oddly familiar to All might through the fog that was created when all might and nomu fought

'Hehehe, wait till the others hear about this!' I acted like a kid that caught their sibling break something and about to tell their mother

'If only I could kill him in such a weak state, but all the other heroes will get in the way and I could damage my sexy body'

I jump into the portal and teleport back to base

Arriving there I see kurogiri bandaging up Tomura

"So how was it (b/n)?" Kurogiri asked me

"I created more damage for the heroes to fix along with throwing a handful of viruses into the control panel of the USJ" I explained

"And the heroes?" Kurogiri continued

"They were stronger than I thought" I say with a *sigh*

"And what happened to all might?" Kurogiri asked another question

"Hehehe" I giggle in amusement

"Tell us brat!" Tomura hisses in rage

"He was in a weak state and he looked like a skeleton. sadly the heroes defended him and I couldn't attack" I explain

"Damn it, we had him right in our palms and we lost the opportunity" tomura *tsked*

"But hey" I say as I bring out my phone and start searching through it "lookie at what I got~" I say in a sing a long voice

I faced my phone towards them and show them a video of the fight between all might and nomu

I paused at the part all night turns into a skeleton and zoom in along with turning up the quality

"I hijacked the security cameras before I left stealing all the footage" I proudly boast

"I'm actually surprised an idiot like you will do something useful" tomura *gasp*

I pout being offended 'jerk.' I walk to the seats that are layered in a row near the counter that kurogiri works at

"When your done over there pour me some orange juice kurogiri, please" I ask with a tired tone

*sigh* "ok, just let me finish bandaging up tomura" kurogiri doesn't spare me a glance and continues to do his work

"Yay~" I say like a child as I lean back from my chair

I fell off hitting the floor with a *thump* "ouchie" I say out

Izuku's POV

I hear the detective trying to count out the students "18...19...20...!!!" His face turned shocked

"There's meant to be 21 students"

'Oh yeah I need to tell them'

"Don't tell me the villains got them, who is missing!?" Another hero yells out

"Her name is (y/n) and she is nowhere around" the detective explains

"(Y/n) went home" i say straight forwardly, everyone stops and looks at me as I continued to explain "she said she got bored and went home, she also wanted me to pass the message onto you guys"

The heroes rub their heads due to the stress and thank me

"Damn that (y/n), getting in the way of heroes work" kacchan growls

(Y/n)'s POV

*achoo* "did I get a cold?"

Tv: "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Tv: "NANI?!" *death*

My attention goes back to the Tv "never gets old"

•Author-Sama: I'm disappointed in you on so many levels•

•Sexy beast: I love you to~•

I shut down my phone and continue to watch the tv 'this is a masterpiece'

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Finished this earlier than I thought, I changed point of view a lot in this chapter because i didn't know how to make the story interesting without having (y/n) to not fight, so my only option was to change perspective. I personally like to thank: Hltn95 and MawaMage. Also MawaMage and XxChibaKatxx ur comments made my day

Damn! Is this a dream? 2-fucking-thousand reads!!! FUCK YEAH!
Hope you enjoyed the chapter