"wei xiong did he call you mom? "

"yes he did....  I am his mom and lan zhan his dad. These both are twins..... Why? "

"adopted child huh? " grand master lan spoke still angry with my son's behavior

It was my husband who spoke "no grand master lan,  you are mistaken. Wei ying bore our kids in his stomach and hence they are our biological kids. A-yuan got a-ying's silver eyes with responsibly from me. And a-yi got a mix of mine and a-ying's eye color which gave him a dark dim gold eyes which almost looks like brown under shade. He has gained mischievous side from my husband " he said calmly and sipped tea like he just recited a poem.

"h-how? "

"advance technology " he replied

"explanation please " zewu zun asked

My husband just looked at me and continued sipping his tea . I then spoke " zewu zun, for basic knowledge i am a doctor. From a normal point of view all of us know that if a male and a female consummates we get a child born. Correct? " they all nodded "but if we look inside this matter-"

"w-wait w-wha-what are you talking about ?"

"of course about consummation chengcheng "

"but-"

"deep in this matter, " i cut my brother off "males produce sperms. And females produce eggs in their bodies ....." i looked at them to check whether they were listening or not. Turned out the lans were listening.

"so if we take a female egg out from a female body-"

"how wei xiong? "

I got frustrated and gave a stare that shouted shut the hell up and continued "through surgery on their uterus or what do you call -pregnancy bag? -"

"imprudent!! Immoral behavior!! " grand master lan shouted

"shouting is forbidden " my husband spoke

" yep! " i agreed with my husband and continued "and storing the egg away and remove the Egg's chromosomes - or what you call genes from the egg of the female. After the total removal of all genes from the egg, if grand master qiren were to give his sperms to the egg, we can get a exact copy of grand master qiren either the baby maybe a male or female, the child possesses the same behavior of that of grand master qiren" i breathed out

"but how does grand master qiren gives his sperms wei xiong? The egg is out of the body after all"

Qiren " why are you discussing about me here? "

"ohh okay then.....  What would you do in mornings nie xiong ? "

"wake up from the bed...  "

"then? "

"go to toilet"

"then? "

"freshen up and come to eat-"

"i asked what would you do in toilet? "

"...."

"...."

"...."

"wei xiong this is not good "

"come on,  we all are guys here"

"i brush my teeth and shit and take bath and dress"

"okay then.....  What if you had a wet dream? "

"imprudent !!!"

I ignored him "come on nie xiong,  tell me "

"i-i-"

"you masturbate right? "

"y-ye-yes" he said it red faced. I could see almost every one red 'did i say something wrong? '

"and what happens when you masturbate? "

"wei xiong..... "

"white liquid comes out.....  It is called semen. The semen contains sperms......  So basically grand master qiren has to masturbate and  he can store his semen in a box and give his sperm to the egg to make the egg meet with grand master's mini grand master and form a zygote "

Every one was shocked. But all had red face . Qiren was on verge of crying  'why me be the example ' . The silence met an end after 10 minutes when my brother spoke " how are you not affected by what you spoke? "

"huh?  Why would I be affected?  My profession is a doctor....  Of course i will have to speak about this to my colleague and patients.  So i don't feel anything bad" i said it with a straight face

"ohh and in our case my most loving senior donated her egg to us as a marriage gift. Instead of giving one set of sperms,  we both gave ours at the very same time.  When the cells started dividing we gave another dose of our sperms to the cell. A-yi is first and a-yuan is the second child. "

"but wangji xiong said you bore them? "

"yes i bore them. I was given an immediate surgery with an artificial uterus in me and the zygote was placed in me. And so i was able to bear a child of our own " i patted a-yuan's fluffy hair "they both are from our own flesh and blood "

I saw the teens crying "why are you crying kids? "

"no these are happy tears,  we never thought we would be a biological child of yours in our next lives"

"come here" my husband spoke and they obeyed . He pulled both of them into a hug and let them lie on his shoulders whispering soft words

"wei wuxian, how about birth then? "

"ohh i was never able to walk from my 7th month of pregnancy.  Lan zhan took care of me entirely along with my family. My water broke at the end of 9th month and delivery was not possible given my gender. I went over a surgery of 2 hours with critical situation. The situation came like either i die or my children die or we all die. "

"wuxian... " my brother's  voice trailed off

" at finally the surgery went success with leaving me in coma for a month. Thankfully it was my sister who was pregnant with my nephew at that time fed our child until i woke up. From what my family told me lan zhan always spent his time speaking about the tantrums that our children put through our family. When i woke up and i saw my entire family from lan zhan's side and from my side present.  I saw my sister's newborn baby along with my 1 month old babies. It was the happiest moment i felt in my life . It took a month for me to stand up without a balance and took 2 more months to walk properly. I was wheel chaired until that . When I was quiet stable my husband and I had to separate due to work. I spent 3 months with my brother in law and learnt to fight for self defense. Mom did not allow our kids to leave with us until they were 2 years old. And we met each other after 2 and a half year physically while we spoke with each other online the entire time. We went to Australia for transfer of job and school for our kids. When we returned to China we were sent here" i ended my speech.

"ohh wei xiong.....  You both went through a lot"

"not really we contacted each other regularly and i was taken care by my family well "

"mm"huaisang said but jiang cheng kept quiet

I kissed a-yuan's hair and rested my chin on him.

A disciple came in and said " grand master lan, sect leader lan,  all the disciples from different sects are seated in the training area and some sect leaders has arrived to visit their clan members . "

"mm "

The disciple went away

"senior wei, senior lan,  if you both dont mind shall we call you both as mother and father? " a-yi and a-yuan asked

"feel free to" my husband spoke stroking their head

"mm father "

"good "

We all stood up and went outside to see a pig-no i am offending the pigs.... pointing a sword at me. Beside him was the elders with different clothing 'maybe they must be the sect leaders'

"wei wuxian,  you deserve to die!! " the ugly creature spoke and trusted his sword in my direction. I grabbed my brother and pulled him in front of me and covered behind him. He took a ring that turned into a whip and deflected the sword. it was cool . my eyes turned into stars "chengcheng , how did you do that ? it is so cool" he blushed at the comment

"sect leader jiang,  do you know what you are doing???  He killed yourself entire family and left you alone.  Why are you saving him? Did he cast some evil spell on you? "

"shut up and go or i will kill your entire sect"

I saw the others shiver. I turned to my husband and ran towards him and held his hand. His hand was warm to keep me calm.

"lan wangji!!!! How dare you?  I have admired you from the very beginning but you are siding with him again? " that piece of shit shouted resulting in all disciple from the training hall to run here and made up a circle the lans had a great time to make the disciples get seated in the place they were standing. 'is this a show? '

"shouldn't you be following rules now? Why are you breaking it? And where is your hair? " he spoke sarcastically.

The last string of my husband's patience broke

He turned to zewu zun and asked "sect leader lan,  they say that if you put a circle in a place with something around you, that place inside the circle will become yours temporarily correct? Am i allowed to put a circle around me? "

"mm" zewu zun hummed.

My husband put a circle around him and i stepped out willingly and stood next to huaisang. He took in a breathe and spoke (literally shouted)

"who the fuck are you and who the hell do you think you are huh?? Just because i stood silently doesn't mean i can't speak and follow the lan fucking rules. And why would i do that?. Who gave you the very dare to order me?? What are you- a dog-[*murmurs* fuck i am offending those cute creatures].  I do whatever i want and no one can stop me from doing it. How the fuck can you say that you have admired me when i never have seen you at all? You dumb-ass asshole , provoke me again and nothing will happen to you but the sect you belong to will suffer, be happy when i am purposely ignoring you shit " he turned away with a glare. And came to me and caught my hand "and the one who you just gave a death treat is my husband, so i won't back off when it comes to defending "

Every one got their mouths hanging out.

(LXC: is this the cute little brother i know?)

(JC & NHS: lans can even curse!!??)

(WWX : my husband is the best and i love him)

(LWJ : good job future me)

(LQR: i dont know him at all! He is not my nephew, not my nephew,  not my nephew)

That moment every one understood that the people from the future should not be underestimated. The disciples gave a new respect for the future wangji

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Su she,  who was shamed in front of the whole cultivational world screamed

"lan wangji, lets duel.  Lets see who wins"

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