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another day , when the disciples and the 10 people from the future were inside the great martial hall of lan clan for no reason , a loud 'fuck you bitch' sound came from jingyi who flinched on the loud sound . 

everyone looked at jingyi with a speechless expression . 

"i-i did not say that!" he defended himself and took out his quaikun pouch and then saw wei ying's phone in it , it had been 2 weeks but he forgot to return the phone to its owner . 

he sweated under the glare of his father . hanguang jun's icy glare then turned into a slight huff if he did not see it correctly a second . 

jingyi sighed and switched on his phone and showed hanguang jun's face . 

"...." 

LOADING ....

USER : LAN ZHAN [COSPLAYING] 

and the phone switched on . everyone was stunned at the new wallpaper

"damn , how can one look so beautiful?" a male disciple muttered but was heard by everyone . 

both lan wangji's ears were all red , even though this is not their wei ying , wei ying sure looks gorgeous in their eyes . 

"wait , is that a lan forehead ribbon?" a female gasp came and everyone looked at the forehead ribbon tied on his wrist . 

"future wangji- xiong already claimed him , no issues " nie huaisang said and nie mingjue had to glare at his brother . 

"yea , yea - my dad claimed my mum , no looking!" jingyi looked proud

none were able to take their eyes from that picture and it made both wei wuxian's nervous for some reason . it seemed god loved the two for a second and the picture changed 

"s-s-s-so cute!!!!!kyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!" a squeal suddenly came out and many voices joined the team . 

homophobic people seemed to vomit , but none gave a damn about it .

"hey give me-" "no!" jin ling randomly touched gallery on wei ying's phone and over his little fight , he unknowingly clicked the 'random' folder . 

"jingyi!" a stern voice of yiling laozu made jin ling to stop fighting with jingyi and jingyi passed the mobile to yiling laozu who clicked the play button while receiving the phone . 

a video switched on the hologram screen 

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF AN ANGRY YING- LAN FAMILY METHOD 

everyone - "...."

'is there even a need to 'take care' of someone when angry ?'

ZHAN VERSION : 

      the video turned on and wei ying with crimson red eyes was cooking with a scary aura . lan zhan when he entered , stood for a second feeling the blood lust and then marched and hugged him softly and kissed him on his neck . wei ying did not seem to mind for a while . soon his eyes turned to its usual silver- blue hue . 

"t-thats hot! i want someone to kiss me on my neck too!" a loud gasp came out . 

"same !"

both wangxian couple sure were red at this hot display . 

 - lesson : do not stand in front of ying when he is angry . do not kiss him on his face or hands when he is angry , he will make sure you will reach your grave in seconds . 

"t-thats too scaryyy!!!" was what everyone thought . 

HUAN VERSION :

"wait who is huan?" mingjue asked . for some reason both xichens stared at him 'you call me your best friend without knowing my full name?!'

"it's me" zewu zun spoke and everyone nodded . future zewun surely is a disaster wherever he goes . the disciples were eagerly waiting . 

wei ying was sitting on the couch crossing his legs and his arms wearing a red suit . he seemed to wait for something or someone . but he sure looked too impatient to wait  .

"sorry for late !" huan walked in wearing a grey suit . all he received was a glare from wei ying who spoke nothing . 

huan sat next to wei ying and patted his head until the other's eyes turn normal . 

"there , there , dont get angry okay ?" he said and stood up and walked holding wei ying's hand when the former was sulking . 

"i feel like zewu zun has a pet in the future , there is no way he could tame a person with just head pats without having experience on it . " future sect leader huaisang pointed it out . 

"but pets are forbidden-" zewu zun looked at huaisang of his timeline for an explanation . 

"if you think your goddamn rules still exist there , there is no way future wangji- xiong would act in such a way as if he was free from everything-" future sect leader nie completed his speech and the lan clan turned silent . 

 - lesson : wei ying loves head pats even if he is angry . 

"that sounds dumb" wei wuxian told himself . but lan wangji is not having any of that , he head patted wei wuxian to the point he ended up sulking . but it really was adorable in lan wangji's eyes . yanli giggled behind her sleeves and jiang cheng scowled

SHUFUSHENG VERSION :

wei ying leaned on lan zhan's father and cuddled over the older's arms and fell asleep . 

 - lesson : wei ying loves cuddles 

everyone did not know how to feel when they saw former sect leader lan . they preferred to remain silent . 

STELLA OLIVA VERSION :

wei ying was glaring at the TV when stella entered the room with liquor in her arms, wearing a top and leggings  , "a-ying ! lets drink and forget everything!" she shouted 

wei ying stared at her blankly and got a bottle and the two sat by each other on the side and drank to their full .

 - lesson : nothing can change wei ying from being an alcoholic .

lan wangji from gusu timeline teared up in seconds at the sight of his pale but too energetic mother . lan xichen looked like he would cry . wei wuxian hugged lan wangji and whispered some calming words on his ears , of course wei wuxian really felt how lan wangji felt at the moment , he did loose both of his parents at a very young age after all . 

yiling laozu held his love's hand to silently notify that he is always there for him . 

hanguang jun smiled faintly . 

the video ended . 

"mom , swipe to the left " jingyi said , 

apparently there was another video there "click it off mom"

the video turned on showing huan walking wearing all black . 

"zewu zun , you really strayed from your lan principles " a disciple said , somehow everyone agreed . 

he looked at a hut like tent in it . and walked inside out of curiosity . he looked at a lady inside wearing a hood , her face completely hidden beneath it . in front of her was a table where there looked like a white globe and many talisman like things , there were no bulbs but only a single candle which dimly glowed in the dark room . 

she raised her head and looked at huan , but huan was unable to see her beneath the hood . she motioned her hand slowly to the other chair on the opposite to her . 

"your name ?" she said "no lying , tell me your true name " . she pulled the white globe and held it . 

"lan huan" huan said like an adult he is . 

"woahhh, that room looks good , and scary"

"yeahh"

"i wish i could see the face of that woman " a jin disciple said . 

"may i know who you are ?" lan huan asked 

"i am just an very old fortune teller" she said , not wanting to reveal herself . 

huan sensed it and simply hummed "if you are a fortune teller , then tell something about me then?" he asked enthusiastically . 

"sure , young child . give me your palms " . the lady gently held his hands and rested it on the globe . 

"you are a very wealthy person at this age , you have many happy things surrounding you , but you have a very few friends you enjoy with-"

"okay stopp!" lan huan was right away glaring at her despite his tone happy " how about you tell me something that would happen in the future which would make me speechless then?" huan asked a little challengingly . 

"zewu zun sure is way too different in the future " everyone agreed when a nie disciple said it . 

for some reason a female lan disciple looked way too uncomfortable . 

the lady smiled . "sure sir"

"huh? i thought you called me young child a moment ago and then you suddenly call me sir? how weird" huan seemed to stare at her hands which were above his . 

"haha , sure - if i am correct , you will soon go into your past hunt-" she was cut off "past hunt? what do you mean?" huan's playful aura was replaced with some dominating aura . his voice was suddenly deep . 

"i mean what i meant sir , you and your friends will go hunt the place you lived in your past life " she said . 

huan looked tense , "i am someone who doesnt believe those stupid myths that a person reincarinates 10 times again and again . and i would rather prefer to live 1 short life as a villain in a story than be a hero in 9 different stories . " huan took in a deep breathe " *Sigh* fine tell me , where did i live in my past life ?"

"gusu "

"gusu"

"cloud recesses" 

"wait both means the same"

"i like the way future zewu zun's mindset is in the future " it was sizhui and everyone payed attention to him . 

"in what way sizhui?" jin ling asked 

"did you hear it well? he said a life of a villain is short naturally , and he would prefer to live his life once and not be in 9 different lives as heroes , and from all the stories i have read , heroes naturally loose someone nearer to them . but villains do not , they would rather kill the person who comes near to their friends or someone like that - in my case i see it like , zewu zun wants to protect people being a villain than being a hero " 

sizhui's speech was elongated , but was clear . 

"you apparently lived in China as a pureblooded Chinese . it seemed that you lived in Gusu , and now it is called Suzhou " huan's eyebrows crooked a little . 

everyone froze , how does that lady know that?

"i prefer if you go and check it with your small group of friends even now " she said . huan nodded , shaking his legs a little . 

"and for your wish to make you speechless- in 2 years , your little brother would marry and you will have your twin nephews in the third year . when your two nephews are at the age 4 , you will get married to your love of your life and would soon become a father for a daughter , by the same time , you will get your first niece too . " the lady said 

huan was truly speechless . he retracted his hands from the globe , when the lady sensed it , she removed her grip on huan's hands . huan hid his face behind his hands . "my brother is too horny to have 3 kids ...............fine ! i will take care of the three " he muttered and stood up wiping his face 

both lan wangjis was surely speechless , his brother exposed him out of nowhere - but why the word 'horny' be used of all ?

the disciples were frozen as well . 

a jiang disciple shouted " oh wait the lan clan has 4 heirs? damn , thats too large" 

"wangji- xiong , xichen- xiong , congrats!" everyone congratulated after nie huaisang . both pairs of lan brothers were sure frozen as well . 

the female lan disciple fell more uncomfortable by each minute . 

the lady stood up seeing lan huan stand up and escorted him out . once lan huan was out he hid his face once again in his palms . the lady's mouth was visible , it was a sad smile on the red lips . she reached a hand behind her to the direction of the tent . the tent disappeared and a talisman came to her hands . 

she removed her entire cloak out . she wore gusu lan robes , the ones where a senior but a distinguished specialized disciple robes . the dress itself told something , she stood the next position to the sect leader . she looked at her behind and saw lan zhan along with a girl who had blue wavy hair with short frock holding his hands and the two were walking side by side . 

when the lady looked at the girl next to lan zhan , her grip on her sword tightened . and she clenched her teeth hard . in a flick of her hems she disappeared into thin air . 

"huan!" lan zhan called , but there was no girl next to him . 

lan huan looked at the direction of the tent and saw nothing , then he looked at his brother . " zhan! , how are you?" 

"hungry" huan chuckled before holding zhan's hand and walked away . and the video ended

everyone were stunned , that girl is an immortal !

"why is wangji- xiong with another girl?" huaisang asked , but wei ying had to suppress the jealousness , lan zhan wont betray him . he thought 

"w-why i am t-there?" a female lan disciple shuttered . everyone looked at her . it was the same person !

"what is your name?" lan xichen asked 

"li xing" she introduced herself . 

"oh it is simple , you must have become an immortal thats all , there is no other choice than that" yiling laozu said and shrugged . 

"that means you are the first disciple to become an immortal in the cultivational realm" wei wuxian continued . 

while everyone were shocked of the sudden revelations . jiang cheng couldnt help but say "then your grand mother is also an immortal right?"

all eyes fell on wei wuxian , so thats the reason he is strong , his blood lineage is from a immortal. 

"grandma..... i have never seen her jiang cheng . she hid herself away when she was supposed to take care of me . well , i think that is also pretty good , because there would be no way i could have met my lan zhan if i was taken by my grand mother " wei wuxian said and hugged his lan zhan . lan zhan smiled faintly 

"b-but , why did i become an immortal?" she shuttered disrupting the conversation and wei wuxian was thankful for it . 

"we cannot know until we see it " future sect leader nie said .

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AN:

          DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW LI XING BECAME AN IMMORTAL?

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FUN FACT :

           WEN ROUHAN IS SCARED OF HIS NEPHEW WHENEVER HE IS ANGRY , CAUSE HE RESEMBLES HIS FATHER IN MANY WAYS

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