captain price: so yeah whilst private is off trying to hunt down FIFA I decided to take up his favour to write this chapter for him so prepare yourselves you little scrotum's for the aftermath

captain price: anyways time for the next chapter and this is a tincy bit sexual so lemme tell you its 13+

ash's pov

I open the door to my house and see a women standing there.

hey ashy how you doing my darling. the women says

who are you? I ask

i'm anabel your girlfriend. she says

ok babe. I say

with Finlay

finlay's pov

I just sit in my seat watching ash from a camera system.

hey fin what ya doing man. Phineas asks

watching ash. I say

lemme get the lads and tons of popcorn and see how this plays out. he says

10 mins later

i'm going to make a bet now that Serena comes in the middle of those two having sex and serena and ash have sex.

ashy boy's getting pussy. gary says

just shut up. drew says

oh shit she just showed her breasts to him. I say in disgust

with anabel

anabel's pov

yes if he keeps going I can steal him from that bitch serena.

ash keeps sucking on anabel's breasts

anabel let's out some milk from her breasts

anabel takes off her skirt but is stopped by ash who takes something out.

bye bitch! he says

she avoids the knife.

wtf ashy your my boyfriend why ya tryin to kill me. I say

your not a good taste liar your breast milk sucks and my real partner is coming into the room I bet. he says

oh shit no! I say

she suddenly gets shot.

well shit fuck me. he says

ash's pov.

I suddenly hear a door open.

I have already taken my clothes off and when the door opens I see a honey blonde haired women come in and pin me to the wall and start snogging me.

2 hours later

yes yes ashy that's it cum inside me again. she says

I cum inside her warm lovely vagina.

with Finlay

finlay's pov

well you guys have to pay up. I say

they pay up

right time to sort out any injuries to our soldiers. I say

ok finners but make sure you don't use any old war techniques. captain price says

no one's pov

grr I hate how they foiled the plans of my crew. a man says

you will rule the world soon enough calem and you will have that women you do so desire. a guy says

she should not be with a guy who is a dumb cunt and can't even let out much cum each time. calem says in rage

ok boss calm down. sumo says

sumo if you dare tell me what to do ever again I will kill you. calem says

Clarence is dumb why don't you kill him. jeff says

you three shut up now. calem says

now my son calm down. the guy says

dad please stop telling me that, I hate hearing you say that. calem says

you'll get used to it soon enough calem my son. the man says

fine. calem says.

in USA (this part will make sense later on)

And we are ready to announce the new president of the USA. the lady says

the new president of the USA is Donald Trump. the man says

what the fuck! markipiller says in a huge rage

markipiller hits the two of them.

fuck all of you! he says

sins for all of you. cinema sins say

we hate you all. lets play say

god bless how dumb the elections are. tom brady says

I retire for a few months and then this shit happens, i'm fucking out. peyton manning says

I fucking hate everyone. leafy says

my name is jeff! the guy says

i'm a doggo, i'm cute #doggo for president. doggo says

f you bro. Brandon says

t money's leaving you bitches to die. t money says

I hate myself. Jesse says

baby baby oo! Bieber says

oh fuck off Bieber. keemstar says

keemstar shoots Bieber

i'm fecking purple guy I murder kiddos for fucking fun and my name is William afton and I have ennard living inside of me so basically I can have so much sex and I'm not alive. purple guy says

I am Donald trump and I will build a wall around Canada and springfield. trump says

well fuck you trump. homer says

btw I have master plans for world domination so I shot Clinton and her husband and I shot merkel and soon Obama and fucking bush shit. trump says

we love you trump. some guys say

thank you m8 now lets go start a world war that could be amazing for us. trump says

get the guns ready then we'll join you. the guys say

in task force 141 HQ 3 MONTHS later

oh my fucking word this cunt actually started world war 3. lope says

well what did you expect you imbisslic cunt. price says

well trump's an asshole and as queen I'm really pissed off at him so plz go on a misson to kill that wiggy bastard. the queen says

my name's arceus and I'm god. arceus says

you can fuckin talk m8. ksi says

Yes KSI AND YES YOU ARE A CUNT. Arceus says

what a fecking insult. price says

hey fuck you arecus I'm fucking Jesus Christ. Jesus says.

you actually wanna fucking fight. Arceus says

here we go again. Finlay says

ITS RAP BATTLES!

IN THE WHITE AND JEW CORNER ITS JESUS

now that's just fucking racist. Finlay says

and in the white and pokemon corner its arecus!

I'm still calling racism. Finlay says

its too late m8. dan tdm says

yeah let those bellends fight. wayne the ogre says

MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! PHACE SAYS

Whaz up arceus you big old cunt, I been studying since I been in heaven. me and my disciples gonna kill ya. jesus says

just fuck this rap battle bitch everyone knows what's gonna happen. arceus says

allu Akbar

me: srsly uncle grandpa you had to do that. i'm going to kill fifa now.

me: guys don't hate me for that. its uncle shitpa's fault.

back to the story

what's that you want. Finlay asks

go to Russia and kill putin then invade the white house and end this shit war. the queen says

please just end this or i'll have to get my fucking ass shitted again. bond says

well shit fuck me its time for me to get serious. Finlay says

Finlay pulls out a pistol and loads it.

authors note: check below for what it's like and this is the one my character uses yes the Finlay character is kinda based off me but you should fucking know that by now. infact forget what I said its like a hat but like it's similar to captain price's but it has doggo emblems on the top and its you know what bullshit I said. he doesn't wear a mask or a hat.

the task force is ready to go to the icey lands of Russia, Finlay you've got the squad there I've got the squad in Moscow. captain price says

Right! he says

god save the queen! they both say

end of chapter whatever

Price: so I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. remember if you liked it vote on it and comment below and also follow privategreninja for more.

Price: night cunts!

price throws flashbang

me: 3-0