Not an x reader!! It's just a oneshot where you're IN Arty's life. Actually, idk. I dont have everything sorted out yet for this. *sweat*

Credits: ME- im very proud of this and also have no idea (FOR NOW) where this is going to lead. Also, if you're looking for smut, then you're in the VERY WRONG place. NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE IN THIS ENTIRE BOOK!!

ALSO!: The next oneshot will be credited to one of my fellow mortals, Elle! *early clapping*

I absolutely love the flashbacks I want to do:

Artemis Fowl Jr. at 4 Years Old

It was a sunny -and surprisingly bright- afternoon. You could a 4 year old girl scream with delight a mile away. Laughter filled the fresh air in the backyard of Fowl Manor as two brightly dressed women laughed, and two men happily chatted. "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, ARTY!" A little girl in a f/c swimsuit was running around the yard holding a water gun. She screamed as water came streaming out, barely missing her shoulder. The pale boy stopped for a minute, panting like crazy, leaning on a chair his size. "W-wait!" "That's my chair, MISTER." the girl skipped over, holding a full bucket of cold water.

*SCREEEEEEEAAAAM*

A high-pitched scream could be heard by everyone in the neighborhood. The four adults stopped talking and rushed over to the end of the garden where the pale boy was shivering and the girl was practically dying of laughter while trying (and failing) to cover him with a towel. "Y/N!! WHAT HAPPENED?!!" a woman rushed over with a stern expression painted clearly on her face.

After a few minutes, the girl, Y/n, stopped laughing hysterically. She held up the now-empty bucket. "I-I dumped it on Arty's head," she started to giggle uncontrollably again. One of the men started to cough, hiding a smile. "HONEY!" his wife kicked his shin with her heel while drying off a shivering Artemis Fowl Jr. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Angeline. I couldn't help it. Sorry Arty," the small girl hugged the small (and sopping wet) boy. He finally stopped chattering and shouted a loud "BUTLER!!!" The girl immediately jumped back, eyes going wide. "Don't-" "MAN THE CANNONS!!" the boy shouted.

Butler reluctantly walked out of the manor, pushing a huge contraption on wheels out of the house. He plugged it in - after holding an umbrella in front of his entire body.

"ARTEMI-" There were several screams - two male shouts of surprise, two female screams followed by laughing, both a boy and a girl screaming

....then 6 voices cut off by gurgling and coughing.

(RIP me. I practically died writing this. See ya'll in hell, bye----COME VISIT, VERA-)

The water stopped, showing 4 different things:

1. Two women huddled together, covered in 3 layers of towels. (Well, two head shapes.)

2. Two men pretending to be knocked out on the ground. (We guessed on that "pretending" word right there.)

3. And two children huddled together under the boy's towel.

4. All 6 of them were coughing and dripping from head to toe like crazy, except for Butler, who was sweating and waiting for a reaction.

"ARTEMIS!!" Everyone turned to him, enraged. The toddler -if to say the least- smirked, but grew red even under the slight tan. His small tie was turned all the way around, and his hair was patted down noticeably from the pressure of the water. Y/n had stopped hugging him, and was coughing and spinning in circles, hoping to shake off any water. (HEY 4 YEAR OLD ME!! *high fives* WHAT'S UP-) 

Everyone glanced at each other, revealing grins, including Y/n. Artemis raised his eyebrows. "What?"

"GET AWAY! GET AWA-*insert gurgling sound*".

THE END!

Thank you so much for reading this short....thing! I have more ideas for these flashbacks and stuff. (Cute snippets of past times and then short present-time paragraphs, etc.) Anyway, as I said before, next oneshot credits goes to Elle! (@phenomenxll-)

(Whew! Got a chapter out-)