Jasmine and Kayelee: "cAn yOu sHOot WhIPPed creAm oUt of yoUr DOOOOOOONNNNGGG"

Kayelee: "My girlfriends asleep come flirt with me"

Jasmine and Kayelee: *Makes guitar group sit in circle and connect legs and strum e minor* "Let's summon a demon bitches"

Jasmine: "I'm gonna make you my big tiddie goth girlfriend and you can't change clothes without going through me first"

Teacher, jokingly: "Thank y'all for being quiet... E x c e p t for you two"

Hayley: *looking at paper that has been vandalized by the Forbidden bandits* "MR. PRESIDENT WERE YPU INVOLVED"
(Mr. President = a random kid named David jasmine deemed president)

Jasmine: "I have literally never been capable of hating anyone... But that bitch-"