🎼Overture 7🎼
Song: Hell is Forever
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Back at the meeting, Charlie is very exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity. She rubbed her forehead, already feeling a headache forming as she listened. Can he please stop so they can discuss her project and Pride Ring's overpopulation problem?!
"When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, 'Hey, I thought you wanted equality'." He said as he spoke the last part in a high pitched voice. Charlie has had enough.
"NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" She finally exclaimed in annoyance.
Adam blinked before he remembered why she was there.
"Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered!" Adam said as he turned to his companion who walked forward.
"Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" He asked her curiously.
"Got a good 275 this year, sir." The female angel, Lute, told him and Adam whistled.
"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did but this just made Charlie frown.
"Uh, no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?" Charlie said as she stood up from her chair. She couldn't believe or understand how it was awesome for them to just kill her citizens.
"Oh yeah. That must suck for you!" Adam said with an almost solemn tone only to burst out laughing and Charlie frowned sadly.
"But these are souls... Humans souls just as the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie told them as Lute scoffed.
"They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation." Lute said coldly which almost made Charlie flinch at the harsh tone. How can angels be this cold and cruel? She always believed that they're understanding but... Looking at Adam and Lute, her views were slowly changing about them.
"You're wrong. Sinners make mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charlie argued with her.
"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute told her.
"You really think that." Charlie pointed out with an almost challenging look in her eyes.
"I know that." Lute sneered.
"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said as Lute came around the table while the whole room darkened slightly in an ominous red light.
"The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade." Lute explained as she came to Charlie. The blonde looked at Lute with a narrowed gaze. She knows small bits of the contracts and it was said that no hellborns could be harmed or killed.
"How does that feel to know how little you matter?" The female angel coldly asked her and that made Charlie's eyes widened slightly.
Does... Does she really matter a little to her father...? She felt like shrinking at the thought. He does care! She knows he does but... He has been absent for most of her life and she can't remember the last time she saw her father in person.
Adam checked his imaginary watch.
"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." He said and this made Charlie realize that this was her chance.
"Oh fuck!" She yelped as she practically leaped over her seat as she rushed to where Adam is to present her plan as fast as possible.
"Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes." Charlie said as she summons all of her stuff on the table to show them her project and what she means. She was talking so fast that she ended up singing.
Charlie: 🎵I know Hell's population is out of control🎵
Charlie showed a child's drawing of a few demons in front of buildings before moving it away to show that a lot of demons were drawn in one page to show the overpopulation.
🎵It's a bad situation🎵
🎵It's taking a toll🎵
🎵If we rehab these Sinners🎵
🎵And cleanse all their souls🎵
🎵At my Hazbin Hotel-🎵
She showed them the drawn picture of the hotel but realized that she only has a limited time as she rambles through the stacks of papers that she has to get something specific.
"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!" She said as both Lute and Adam looked at each other.
"Right! Extermination!" Charlie said.
🎵I know you guys fly down🎵
🎵Just to kill once a year🎵
🎵And it must be annoying🎵
🎵To schlep all the way here🎵
She showed them a picture of drawn stick angels coming down to kill the sinners as she made hand gestures.
🎵If they join you in Heaven🎵
She grabbed the drawing of the demons overpopulating Pride Ring.
🎵That trip disappears!🎵
She threw both drawings at Adam and Lute where a rainbow accompanied by sparkles came from it.
🎵You can wave that chore farewell🎵
She took a deep breath as she showed them a drawing of angels and demons holding hands together, looking happy only for someone to interrupt her as they started to sing.
🎵It'll be a happy day in-🎵
Adam: 🎵Let me stop you right there🎵
It was Adam as he raised a hand to stop her from continuing.
"Oh-" Charlie blinked.
Adam: 🎵Save us all precious time🎵
"Okay..." Charlie smiled sheepishly as Adam and Lute looked at each other.
Adam: 🎵If what you're suggesting🎵
🎵Is letting them climb🎵
Adam made climbing gestures up.
🎵Up the ladder🎵
🎵Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?🎵
"Well, uh-" Charlie started but Adam cut her off.
Adam: 🎵Sorry, sweetie🎵
🎵But there's no defyin' their fates!🎵
He jumped on the table, towering over Charlie who backed away in surprise and pushing the plate of the eaten ribs off the table.
🎵'Cause Hell is forever🎵
🎵Whether you like it or not🎵
He leaned down to Charlie who leaned back as she stared at him with wide eyes.
🎵Had their chance to behave better🎵
🎵Now they boil in the pot🎵
🎵'Cause the rules are black and white🎵
🎵There's no use in tryin' to fight it🎵
🎵They're burnin' for their lives🎵
🎵Until we kill 'em again!🎵
Adam made illusions of heaven with the golden city beyond the golden gates as Charlie floats up towards it only to fall in a pot filled with dead sinners as she tries to climb out. Adam tipped the pot over and made the contents spill with Charlie as the colors black and white can be seen. Charlie tried to climb out of the pot to where Adam and Lute were standing before Lute used her sword on Charlie but in truth her rolled up drawing was cut in half in the middle.
"Okay, but-" Charlie tried to speak up but Adam didn't let her.
Adam: 🎵Just try to chillax, babe🎵
🎵You're wasting your breath🎵
"Hehe..." That made Charlie laugh nervously.
Adam: 🎵Did I hear you imply🎵
🎵That they don't deserve death?🎵
He leaned down to Charlie which made her backed away from him in shock. Way too close!
🎵Are they Winners?🎵
🎵Are they Sinners?🎵
🎵'Cause it's cut and dry🎵
He walked towards her almost menacingly and with each step and word caused Charlie to back up towards the door.
"Well, actually, if you take a look-" She said but was cut off again.
Adam: 🎵Fair is fair🎵
🎵An eye for an eye!🎵
Adam unfurled his wings and flew up where mirages of clothes and a bright light made Charlie squint her eyes to look at Adam.
🎵And when all's said and done (Said and done)🎵
🎵There's the question of fun (Fun)🎵
🎵And for those of us with Divine Ordainment.🎵
Charlie was blinded by the light as she was down on the floor while Adam was posing to look like a saint. He walked down the clothes which moved in front of him as stairs.
🎵Extermination is entertainment!🎵
Lute joins him in the air as he dances around with Lute while he makes guitar solo impressions.
🎵Bow-now-now-nownow🎵
🎵Guitar solo, fuck yeah!🎵
He continues to do so as Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam.
"Ugh..." Charlie groaned a bit disoriented as Adam landed on the table.
Adam: 🎵Hell is forever🎵
🎵Whether you like it or not🎵
🎵Had their chance to behave better🎵
Four golden mirages of Exorcists appears, surrounding Charlie from all sides as she was backed up towards the door as the mirage angels were clapping to the beat of Adam's song.
"Where the hell did you people come from?!" Charlie questioned them in shock but got no response.
🎵Now they boil in the pot🎵
🎵'Cause the rules are black and white🎵
🎵There's no use in tryin' to fight it🎵
The mirage angels had their hands readied as if they were gonna attack her as she stared in fear.
🎵They're burnin' for their lives🎵
🎵Until we kill 'em again!🎵
Adam summoned a golden guitar and let's out a huge golden shockwave as he played with it.
🎵Fuckin' Hell's forever🎵
🎵And it's meant to suck a lot🎵
🎵So give up your dumb endeavor🎵
🎵'Cause you don't have a shot!🎵
The mirage angels flew up towards him as they looked down mockingly at Charlie who growled angrily as she turned partially into her demon form that she burned the papers she was holding.
🎵Long as I've got your attention🎵
🎵I guess I should probably mention🎵
Adam and Lute landed on the table with two of the mirage angels while two were sitting on the clothes. Adam rubbed his ear before changing his guitar into a golden scroll and showed it to Charlie.
🎵That we made the determination🎵
🎵To move up the next Extermination!🎵
The paper has words written on it as it clearly says: 'Fuck you. I do what I want!!' with a doodle of himself. But Charlie looked on in shock and horror as the words finally came to mind. THEY'RE MOVING WHAT?!
"What?!" She tried to grab the scroll to read its contents but Adam made it disappear before she could do so.
Adam: 🎵Can't wait a whole year🎵
🎵To slaughter those little cunts🎵
Despite being a hologram, he managed to grab Charlie's wrist as she stared at him as his image fizzed from her action alone.
🎵I know it's just been a week.🎵
🎵But we'll be back in six months!🎵
He finished the song and pushed Charlie out of the room as her stuff fell on the floor.
"Um, wait, you-you-" She stammered as she tried to get back up. She tried to get to Adam but the doors closed in front of her face as he continued his guitar solo. Charlie stared at the shut doors with a defeated expression as the words finally caught up to her mind. The Extermination is moved up to six months instead of a year?!
"Ugh, SHIT!" With angry tears in her eyes, she slams a fist on the door. How will she break the news to her friends?!
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