Hopian 56 - The Strongest...
36 hours after the night of the trio's reunion, inside of the Hopian Army's Center of Operations, Vegastrat...
???'s P.O.V.
"It's over, Mosio Lock! It was a mistake for you to underestimate me, AHAHAHAHAHA!" Hyuka shouts like a complete beast as he stands above the injured and obviously defeated "hero" Mosio who's lying on the ground.
"What do you even get out of this..." My Goddess who's shoulders I'm massaging mumbles like a sloth to me as she continues to lean back on the blue unkempt couch of my temporary "home's" living room, with her brown hair forming two pigtails that are draping in front of her thin and practically nude chest.
"Everything! Finally, finally the MC won't win, there's no way! Yeeeeehehesssss- take that Mosio!!" I giggle as I myself am standing up with my rather tall height behind my shorter Goddess and the couch she's sitting on, but with my eyes being glued to the sweet flatscreen 4K TV attached to my rooms wall which is of course playing the final episode of my favourite TV show.
"No... it can't be... I can't lose here..." Mosio mutters to himself as I gulp in anticipation, awaiting for what I KNOW will happen. It has to!
"You can do it, Mosio!!" One of Mosio's dead friends voices sound to him through his mind.
"Hmph! Is that really all you've got, Mosio?!" Mosio remembers another one of his living, but completely IRRELEVANT friends words... oh no.
"Mosio!" Each one of his friends voices sound in his mind, making him squint his eyes shut as Hyuka still stands above him.
"Cut the crap dammit, oh please just kill him Hyuka kill him!!!" I cry out in fear as I start to massage my Goddess' shoulders more frantically- I could care less about her reaction to that now though!!
"No...... I... I can't lose, you're wrong! I have one thing you'll never have!" He says as the opening theme of the show starts to play from out of nowhere, and he starts to stand up as well.
"Impossible, I have all the power I'll ever need! Die, Mosio!!" Hyuka roars which gives me some hope, but I still can't help but mumble "nonononono" as I've seen this situation too many times before.
"MY FRIENNNNNNNNDS!!" The shallow protagonist shouts as the op of the show plays even louder, and at the same time he pulls a damn transformation out from NOWHERE which makes him glow, and a second later he randomly launches an energy blast from his hands which instantly disintegrates the "monstrous Hyuka"...
"DAMN IT WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SHOWS SO GARBAGE!! FRIENDSHIP MY BUTT- CAN ANY AUTHORS NOT END THEIR SERIES ON AN ASSPULL NOWADAYS!!!" I shout out as my hands subconsciously start to massage my Goddess' shoulders at a crazy and rough pace.
"Owowow, like hell if I care about that, just look at what your doing to my sexy shoulders you thirty year old manchild idiot!!" She screams as she raises her arms up towards me and grabs both of my hands with her smooth and seemingly frail own hands, stopping my movements without a sweat instantly.
"Ah wait I'm so sorr-"
"DIE!!!!" She shouts in a girlish tone as she swings her arms forwards and downwards, swinging me through the air until she slams me down and right through the metal table in front of the couch.
"Owowow!! Take it away please I'm sorry I'm sorry alright just OW!!" I cry in pain as basically every bone in my body is broken at this point.
"Hmph! Is that so? Well then, 10 more foot massage sessions for me will be on your tab now. Do you accept your Goddess' gracious offer, you pathetic human?" She says to me with a pout as I can see her kind of small white skinned self standing with both of her hands on her hips, not even caring that her braids are the only thing covering her chest, and her lower bits are completely exposed like always...
"Ye-yes... Aphrodite, I promise so please fix me, I-I'm really gonna die, it hurts!!" I call out to her in fear, as even though she may be shorter than me she's sure as heck older and stronger than I am.
"Very well then, servant." She says with a smug look on her face, and not but a second later my entire body is instantly healed.
"Jeez... well whatever, I have to get ready for the meeting now. But first..." I think to myself with a grin as I get up from the floor, brushing off my plain navy blue shirt (which is now stained with blood...) as I do so, walking towards and around the couch in the process.
"Hm... have you seen my hair band anywhere? I thought I had it just a minute ago..." Aphrodite asks me as she also heads around the couch, looking back at me for a moment until she fully bends over and exposes her entire nude and voluptuous backside to me.
"Wow, I still can't get over her..." I catcall as I look at what's in front of me.
"H-huh? Y-you think that I'm... well, I suppose we could do it if you wanted but..." Aphrodite says in a weirdly flustered tone as she looks up at me, but at the same time I walk past her and whistle as I admire the glorious butt of one of my favourite female action figures from an ACTUAL good show, who is of course in her pink bikini.
"You... you loser, you have a real woman right here and you choose the one who's not even real? You don't deserve me, YOU DAMN SHUT IN!!" Aphrodite yells at me for some reason, what did I even do?!
"What? I thought you always knew that I prefer 2D over 3D girls, why are you so mad n-AHA!!" I cry out as she tries to jump up and grab my short blonde stuck up hair, but luckily I dodge just in time.
"I'll show you how strong your stupid fictional characters are now, AHAHAHA!!" She laughs out loud just like Hyuka, except she's way eviler than him as she gets ready to throw a punch at and destroy one of my precious shelved action figures!
"WAIT PLEASE NOT MY DESTROYER 1B!!" I cry out as my mouth drops to the floor and I ram myself into my "Goddess", trying to push her over but of course I can't even though I'm taller.
"Oho? You've got some balls, but not for lon-"
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!*
My head instantly turns to the metal (and impregnable) door to my quarters as I stop trying to push over a smirking Aphrodite and hear someone knock on it way to loudly.
"I'll get it!" Aphrodite squeals as she finally gets serious, throwing me up into the now cracked roof and running towards and swinging open the heavy door while being completely naked.
"Um... Hello sir?" The knocker asks in a confused tone as he stares directly through Aphrodite, obviously not being able to see her and just staring into my messy and empty living room.
*THUMP!*
I land onto the floor a second later, and ignoring the pain I mouth out to her crazily and repeatedly "Do it already!".
"Sorry he'll just be a minute, the loser is too busy jerking off to his action figures- pfft!" She says with a stupid laugh as she raises her long nailed finger to her face, but of course the guy can't hear her either. And that obviously isn't true!!...
"Should I come in...?" The man asks with uncertainty, which makes me jump up and clasp my hands together to pray for her to finally fix me already!
Finally she raises her other hand, rubbing it down along her upper chest in a way that's SUPPOSED to be seductive at least, until she gets down to just below her belly button which starts to glow to a rosy color.
I nervously start creeping towards the door as I know what's coming, until she finally flicks her hand in my direction off of the top of her waist, causing a um... screaming... red beam of light to fly into me and encompass my entire body.
I then confidently stomp towards the doorway as Aphrodite lazily and luckily walks away to the washroom with her hands on both sides of her head.
I get to the entrance and stare down at the Officer beneath me.
"Do you know who you're talking to? My rules of not ever entering my quarters are set in my stone. Are you trying to cross me?" I say in a serious tone that I can only manage with this form. Of course I'm not normally this mean, but I have to keep my men in check- no matter what.
"A-Ahhh!! Forgive me, Head Commander Prósopsi! I-I would never mean to betray a man like you!" The Officer squeaks to me as he falls down to his knees and bows to me on the floor.
"Good, you can stand now. So, what did you need?" I ask as I quickly scan over my clothes to make sure they look alright, seeing that the change Aphrodite made from my messy navy blue clothes to the awesome thin short sleeved white robe that stretches down to just above my leather sandal covered ankles that make me look like some sort of God.
"Seven days prior to today, you asked of me to give you a reminder on the day of the meeting that will be occurring, sir." The Officer says in a more relaxed tone as he stands back up, with me doing a quick fix to the golden fabric that wraps diagonally across my covered chest and back.
"...Oh, right I did ask you to do that. Thank you. I'll be out shortly." I respond to the man, which makes him nod his head as he turns around and starts to march- I'm kidding, he just walks away. I'm not uptight about that stuff for my higher ranking subordinates at least.
"Hah..." I sigh to myself as I close the door, and at the same time Aphrodite says to me,
"Honestly... you're pathetic. The strongest human in the World, who hasn't trained even once in his life and can't talk to people for the life of him. If it weren't for me lending you my powers, you would never have come even close to becoming the leader of the Hopian Army... haven't you tried to give yourself a nickname like those Four Holidays have too? New Years my sexy ass..."
"Well think I deserve them due to what made you help me in the first place. And besides, my morality and brains also got me to where I am now, which you had nothing to do with. And yes, I may not be one of the lower "Four Holidays", but I deserve to be named after a Holiday too damn it, so what better name to give the mighty Prósopsi who brought a new age to Hopian than New Years! Now then, with your transformation I have all I need, so let's go assemble the rest of the Commanders!" I say with confidence as I quickly push up my short hair, rubbing my fingers right under my headband made of golden leaves which comes with the transformation Aphrodite has let me use for years now.
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"What?! The meeting is gonna be a few hours long?! Why didn't you tell me sooner Prósopsi, you idiot!! You owe me five more sets of special massages now!" Aphrodite squeals to me as we casually continue to walk through the halls of Vegastrat with their nice smooth Navy Blue tiled floors and light blue walls, passing by many Officers on the way who pay their respects to me, but of course they can't see or hear Aphrodite though.
"Yes and fine, fine..." I whisper with a small sigh which leaves Aphrodite with a smile on her face, as I finally stop outside of the red neon lit door to my first destination.
"Hah..." I let out one last longer sigh as I swear I can already hear things from the room. I then knock on the metal with a mighty amount of force- again mainly thanks to Aphrodite's powers.
"...Is he even in there?" I mumble to myself as there's no response whatsoever, he SHOULD know by now that anyone who knocks on the door to a Commander or aboves quarters has important information. This entire place is solely for Officers and above!
I knock again, louder this time as I'm actually annoyed now. Jeez, he's always like this...
"What, what, what?! Can't ya see that I'm-" I start to hear my "target" say to me from inside of his room. I don't move an inch from the door of course, why would I need to?
Then the metal door finally swings open right in front of me, "THAT I'M TRAINING MY SECOND SWORD HERE!!" Ontarus shouts as he barges out from his room, wearing nothing but his pitch black rainbow neon rimmed fedora, with a puff of smoke from his mouth with a glowing blunt in it assaulting my face and at the same time his "big brown rod" pokes my lower chest...
"I'm chopping it off." I say in a quiet fury as I look down and see my now sticky shirt, raising up my arm and preparing to use one of the powers I can actually use myself, the power of a... ae... whatever.
"EEEEEK- H-H-HEAD COMMANDER I'M UH SO SORRY MAN PLEASE YA CAN'T CUT MY PRECIOUS DISCO STICK-"
*SLASH!*
Without hesitation I swing my arm downwards like a whip, causing a killer gust of wind to slice right in front of the retreating rod and cutting straight through a large portion of the metal floor in the means of a super long line.
"Erm... just uh... give me a sec..." Ontarus says with a gulp with his dark skinned face being in complete shock, in which he closes the door to his room. I mercifully allow him to do this, since I'm pretty sure what I just did is a good enough scare, and of course I made sure to aim my attack to where I know no one below us would get cut- as well as where any important tech would be.
After hearing the ruffling of clothes for a few seconds, Ontarus opens the door to his room, wearing a white shirt with his unzipped black denim vest overtop of it, as well as wearing a pair of messy gray jeans.
"Ontarus. It seems like I've been far too lenient with you... never let this happen again. Or I won't try to miss next time." Of course that was a lie, my reaction speed without asking Aphrodite for help is garbage.
"Of course, sir! I was just uh, you know doing some endurance training with the ladies over there so I was just on edge. Aha, ain't that right you two?" Ontarus tries to play off what just happened as he looks behind him into the smoke filled room with a giant occupied bed in the middle of it.
"Ahhh, the big bad Pròsopsi is here!! You'll protect us won't you Ontary-Baby?~" The two girls covering themselves with the messy bedsheets giggle as they dig themselves under the covers.
"Yeah, endurance training, huh? Hilarious. The meeting's in five minutes flat, be ready and get a grip." I reply with a stern and unamused face.
"Meeting... Oh! Ye- yeah, course, sir." The idiot replies with wide eyes, and at the same time I turn around to head to my next destination.
"Honestly... I try to be fun and lenient to keep my strongest troops motivated, and this is how they repay me..." I think to myself with a sigh.
"...His is bigger than yours, you know~" Aphrodite says seductively after a few seconds.
"Gasp! Wow! I'm so, so ashamed! If you like his thing so much, why don't you go stay with him then?" I reply, not even being offended at all as I could care less about that kind of weird stuff, more like I'm just annoyed at her bratty attitude at the moment.
"Ok. See ya!" Aphrodite says in a cheerful tone as she runs away from me back towards his rooms door.
"Ah- wait I was joking come back!!!" I yell in a panicked tone as I can feel Aphrodite's powers on me start to fade.
But I can see that there are a few Officers who were near me just now... um...
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"Alright. This should go better this time around." I say to myself with confidence (luckily with Aphrodite agreeing to follow me again) as I knock on the weirdly decorated door to the next Commanders room.
"Whoisthere? Or... what... is... there... perhaps... youmaycomein." I hear him say from the room in his calm but mechanical tone as he only speaks extremely quick or slow like always.
And so I do, where I can instantly hear some sort of meditational music playing, and with a bunch of flowery scented candles solely lighting the dark empty room- except for the massive person I came for in the first place sitting cross legged at the other side of the room.
He starts to get up, but at the same tims his own time is sped up, causing his legs to forcibly stretch upwards like extendable metal poles at one of his hundreds of joints by his knees.
"Ah, HeadCommander. Welcome... to... my... abode..." Ufisator says to me as his extended legs fall back to normal with a click, and a second later he slowly bows his insanely wide pure metal golden chest and head towards me, with his eyes- which happen to be mini clocks, closing shut as well.
"Nice to see you too, it's been a while. The meeting with the Commanders is gonna start in a few minutes, so please try to be ready to go as soon as possible." I say in a friendly tone, as this robot is actually respectful, unlike a human I know...
"Ah. Ialmostforgot. When... you're... cursed... by... time... itself... memory... becomes... hazy. Iwillleavesoonenough. After all... time... is... relative. Wanttoseewhat...I've been... working on, Leader?" Ufisator says in a monotone tone as he points behind him to hundreds of tablets lying on the floor with digital writing on their screens.
"Ah, haha, no no, I've got to get the meeting for us prepped up, sorry maybe another time. See you there." I say with a laugh as I leave with one final wave and walk away, leaving a still standing Ufisator to his own means.
"I still wonder if his time powers are a Blessing he doesn't know about, or if he really did get cursed... I mean, considering even the little amounts of what Aphrodite told me about the other Gods it's possible for him to have been cursed or something but... can that even happen to a robot?" I think to myself as I brush my chin with my fingers.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh, I'm already booooooohohored. There's only one more "Commander" left to get right? Where's their room?" Aphrodite pouts like a little kid as she continues to walk beside me while she pokes my sides.
"You mean miss' edgy rebellious teen? Like she'll be in her room, if I remember right she should be there..." I respond with a snicker.
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"........." I close my eyes and take a deep breath, mustering up as much confidence as I can, which is quite a lot due to Aphrodite's powers on me.
As the heavy blue painted steel door I'm standing at leads to a public facility, I quickly open it without trying to think.
*POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!*
"123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130-"
My ears are instantly assaulted as I can see that along the side of the empty weight room, Aora is inside wearing the standard navy blue Hopian Army training clothes being a navy blue t-shirt and shorts.
But she's of course doing handstand pushups against and with her back towards the white bricked wall- while staring up at and sparring with two training robots at the same time who seem to be punching in the air at a crazy speed, but she's of course using her Blessing to punch back, Imagine Me.
"What? Is this even efficient?" I mumble to myself at the sight, starting to get annoyed by the loud sounds.
"Aora. The meeting with the Commanders is going to be in a few minutes, it's good that you're keeping in shape but stop the training for now." I tell her in as much of a confident and loud tone as I can muster.
"168 169 170 171-"
But Aora doesn't even give me a glance, and continues to count and continue her crazy exercise...
"God she's an idiot. I guess I'll have to use "it" after all... no one has refused to bow to me after being affected by it, after all, no one is stronger than I." I think to myself with a stern face as I close my blue eyes shut and take a deep breath.
"..." I open them slowly, feeling the sheer pressure emanating from me, and I can hear the Officers around me who aren't even my targets in the hallway a distance away from me start to squeal in fear which proves my point.
Finally, Aora looks up at and stares me down with her admittedly scary amber eyes while she continues to do her handstand pushups.
She then looks back towards the robots again, continuing her routine like nothing ever happened.
"What the FU-... just be there, Aora. I don't want to fire you." I say, trying to sound cool and respectful as I exit from the room- but of course my face which no one can see at the moment is the complete opposite of that.
A/N: Finally, the top dogs of the Hopian Army are revealed, and it turns out that the leader is not only the strongest person in Hopian, but the strongest person in the entire World?!
Stay tuned for the meeting next week, I hope you guys consider voting or commenting if you enjoyed and see you next chapter!
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