Hopian 47.5 - My 99th Pals! The Sequel!
Last (break) chapter, the story went back a couple of months to when King Metallica just joined Adesia's crew. Like any pirates would they of course go on a treasure hunt, which leads them into a giant hole in the ocean which goes by the name of "Trench Demise". After paddling down the 90 degree currents straight into the hole and landing on the shallow waters which lay at the bottom of the hole, the ground suddenly starts to violently shake.
King Metallica's P.O.V.
"Rank to Exterminate... B!" I say in a serious tone, and for good reason as the entire earth beneath us starts to rumble with terrifying might!
"Prepare yourselves, anything could happen here!" My female curly haired pal commands as she digs her fancy golden claws which she equipped beforehand into her palms.
"Alright, this'll be fun! Sounds like it's some sort of giant monster, eh captain?!" My orange haired pal shouts with a goofy ol' grin as he tries to maintain his balance, with the pretty water beneath us starting to bubble like a bath and churn like we're inside a blender.
"Perha-" She's about to respond to my inexperienced pal, until suddenly out of the treacherous, mighty currents falling around us, two giant reptilian heads purely made of bones start to make their grand entrance and emerge from all sides! How strange! And plus, the things don't even have eyes for Hopian's sake, they should be blind!
But then... they keep on emerging! All of my pals continue to stare with gaping mouths as the "deceased" creatures heads are now hanging over us in the center of the trench like a cool open roof, extending their ginormous, bony pole like necks to do so.
"Wow! Now that's what I call a, B.O.N.E.R.! YAAAAAAASHASHASHA!" I let out a mighty belly laugh to try to cheer my scaredy cat pals up! But- my inexperienced pals still look terrified...
"E-Everyone, stay calm! Look back towards the currents around us, the beasts have supersized necks but human bodies!" My pal Adesia advises us, which causes me to look towards the flowing H2O, and loe and behold the tinsy winsy torsos- being exposed rib cages and the amateur hour bony legs of the two emerge from the depths which are connected to the necks!
"Holy crap, how do their bodies even hold those massive necks up?! I guess I was kinda right about a giant monster, but I sure didn't expect this!" Popshot exclaims, seeming more excited than nervous as a determined grin returns to his face as he stares up at the giant heads staring down at us.
"That's the spirit pal! Now then, it seems like most of you guys need a high dose of C.O.N.F.I.D.E.N.C.E., and as such I'll sit back while you all-" I'm about to say, but I'm rudely interrupted by the B.A.B.Y.I.S.H. screams of my hundreds of companions as they start to scuttle away from the center of the trench!
I then put my hands on my mighty hips and scold, "Hey! Now that is definitely not a kind thing to do to someone who's trying to help you, my inexperienced pals!" Then suddenly, I can hear the spooky sounds of bones rattling coming towards me, until one of the giant snake-like bone heads slam into the ground right in front me! But I'm too angry to be surprised now, so I could care less!
And then, the other sneaky creature has the sheer A.U.D.A.C.I.T.Y. to stretch its neck down and chomp down on my own glorious metallic self with its many rows of bony teeth!
"Why didn't you just dodge the attack you stupid bot?!" My insolent orange haired pal shouts out to me, as the creature made of bone trying to eat me whole swings its giant neck straight upwards with me in tow! Although, it's not like it's got a throat in the first place, this thing is dumber than it looks, YASHASHASHA!
"Tch! I hate snakes, so Popshot quickly, you go and take out the body that's connected to the head holding him!" Adesia says with a bit less confidence than usual- but that's definitely a big no-no for a captain like her! It looks like I have much more to teach my loveable but unskilled pals than I thought!
"Welp, I think I'm gonna have to skedaddle now, so see ya around!" I politely say to the head which is still trying to chew me in half as it dangles my upper body in the air like some sort of chew toy! But of course, against someone of my caliber it's foolish teeth do not come even close to scratching my mighty self or my clothing so- I won't hold a grudge!
"Open wide!" I shout as I grip onto the top and bottom of the beasts jaw with a mighty amount of force, and without hesitation I give both my arms a whirl, spinning both of em' a tad bit which forces the mouth to open right up!
"Hold on a moment robot, Popshot will get you down in just a moment!" My fiery female pal shouts up to me- and with more confidence than before! But, now she's just giving foolish commands, why would I need his help, I'm meant to be the wise mentor not that insolent boy!
I then push myself out of the creatures gaping mouth, and not but a moment later just before the invincible force of gravity brings me back down to my pals, I slam my palm onto one of the beasts teeth. And then, I use my glorious catapult just in time, which sends the long necked beast and its tinsy body diagnolly zooming right back to where it came from- being into the massive currents surrounding us of course!
As I start to soar down through the air myself, I can see that all of my pals are like sitting ducks, staring up at me with wide open mouths bigger than the long necked beasts that are about to chomp them all up!
*CRASH*
With a big splash I then slam into the shallow H2O below the flow- ha that's what I call poetry! Anywho I then say to my currently helpless pals, "Nonononono, that certainly won't do! I may have taken out one but- surely I won't be O.B.L.I.T.E.R.A.T.I.N.G. any more long necks today! As far as my tinsy but amazing pupils can tell you guys still need the training far more than I!" I scold to my pals who are standing around me as I wag my finger at them, which I'm particularly aiming at Adesia! She's meant to be a leader not a measly sheep!
"Go, go al-" I'm about to say until the sound of rattling from the calcium sufficient beasts interrupts me from afar- again!
"Everybody, get down!" Adesia commands with some fear in her voice, I swear this woman's personality flip-flops like those pairs of footwear! Of course my inexperienced pals cower in fear as their own captain commanded it, but alas there's one hero who starts running back towards the challenge with his roaring fighting spirit, Popshot!
"Out of the way you stupid bot!" He commands me with sheer, classic confidence as he charges past me towards the giant head that's about to reach us! To respect his courage I simply back up with my shiny metallic hands in front of me and with my mouth forming an 'o' shape.
"Popshot!" Adesia calls out, but what's the point if she isn't doing squat herself?! Anywho Popshot is now in front of the charging neck of the beast in which he points both of his not half bad arms diagonally upwards towards the direction of it's white head! Not but a second later he pulls both of them back as he clenches his two fists with with a mighty grip, and he puts them together as well- maybe to make a mega fist?! Who knows but I sure want to mind you!
He then stretches this arms out a S.U.P.E.R. fast pace, but he stops halfway through the motion! "Three!" He shouts as the beast is not but a few seconds away from us! But alas, I trust in my I.N.S.O.L.E.N.T. but brave pals strength, so I will not budge! "Two!" He calls out again as the vile mouth of the beast starts to open as it's not but a few meters away! "...One!!" Popshot yells as the beast stretches it's mouth open and approaches, seemingly about to chomp him in two! However just before it can Popshot slams his connected invinci-pal fists into the lower jaw of the long necked beast with a 2 trillion decibel cracking sound, causing it to stop dead in its tracks as the force of my pals fieresome blow sends a shockwave through the beasts entire neck!
This of course causes the monsters head to splash straight into the shallow waters below, becoming nothing more than a dead pile of bones! Just like how it should be, no one tries to hurt my pals!
"Hah. What do you think of that, you stupid bot?! Wasn't I way cooler than him, captain?! I even positioned my arms according to how it attacked us before, to make sure it hit the things bottom jaw!" That U.N.R.U.L.Y. boy attempts to mock me as he turns his head around with that- that malevolent grin on his face!
"Popshot... well done. But, King Metallica was able to perform an attack of your caliber as well, so show him some respect!" My fiery pal says as she gets up from the ground, trying to look cool after that B.A.B.Y.-like behavior. But- at least she's kind enough to respect my mighty name.
"Well done pal, that truly was magnificent!" I say with a classic ol' grin on my face as I take a few steps through the water (which make splish-splashes) towards him.
I then plant my hand on his shoulder as he starts to say, "Huh? Well thanks bu-"
"H.O.W.E.V.E.R.! YOU HAVE DEFILED MY NAME- T.H.R.E.E. TIMES NOW!" I scold in my terrifying tone right into that seemingly deaf ear of his.
"Hah? I couldn't hear you. And besides what are you gonna do "dad", spank me or something?" The boy laughs as he puts his hands on his hips and stares up into the sky which is now far above us.
"..."
5 minutes later...
"153! 154! 155!" I shout as the I.D.I.O.T.I.C. boy is now laying on my lap in tears, with my arm rotating at breakneck speeds towards his bottom and doing exactly what he wanted me to! This will teach him not to speak from his puny A.S.S. anymore!
"Get off of- ow! Me you weird- Ow! Adesia please hel-OW!" He tries to plead for help, but there is, N.O. E.S.C.A.P.E.!
"Hm? Did anyone hear something just now?" Adesia asks as she looks up from the massive pile of golden treasure which magically rose from underneath the ground a few moments ago! Of course the entire crew simply shakes their heads and they continue to get their fill of booty!
The end!
A/N: Well there you have it, the filler story has concluded!
Also, are there any particular characters that you guys would want to see in the next break chapter? Could be anyone that's been fully revealed from previous or current arcs really, I just feel like it would be more fun if you guys got to input stuff for filler chapters haha.
Anyways, I hope you guys consider voting or commenting if you enjoyed, and see you next week on Hopian 48!
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