It has been so long since my YouTube cancellation; I was so high up on my throne I was above any other creator in my peak, I had millions of adoring fans but now it is all gone without a trace.

The Tati and James drama was what started it all, I wish I had never signed that contract with Jeffree. Then my blackface and blatant racist posts blah blah blah, I knew those jokes were funny, no- I mean- I know I have changed. For awhile all hope was lost, scandal upon scandals were resurfacing and I knew I couldn't return. Hell, nobody wanted me there, every time I open twitter I get a message about how I came on my cat, I didn't by the way.

But then it all changed when I read the first headline, "SUPPOSED VAMPIRES SPOTTED IN OREGON" and then it was "ANIMAL ATTACKS ACROSS THE WESTERN SHORE". The headlines grew bigger and bigger, they already began to reach traction with other big YouTubers. Soon creators like James Charles, that entitled bitch, was already making "PRETENDING TO BE A VAMPIRE FOR A DAY", that one got some backlash. Since I'm literally trash, I decided to hop on too.

I have to admit I was a little scared, my empathic abilities told me Ryland was scared too. But if I were come back to YouTube with a vampire, and I mean a real vampire sighting, they could not deny me, right?

So I started to plan, first I would have to get my hand on every article I could, then books, ugh I hate reading, the library was far but soon I found my self venturing through new books everyday. I needed to know everything more than anyone else. While drama channels cower in their boots, I was going to do something. I wasn't going to sit in my million dollar mansion eating donuts with Jeffree Star, if I wanted proof I had to find it my self. Many of the articles, well the first ones revolved around one small town in Washington; Forks, Washington to be exact.

I knew I had to go, and I could not bring Ryland. I had to go alone, I had to find proof and make my story.

I booked a flight for Monday morning.
Forks, here comes Shane Dawson.
OINK OINK!