WARNING THIS STORY HAS OFFENSE LANGUAGE AND IT LITTERLY WELL GO ANYWHERE SO......DONT DIE READING THIS XDD  

A green lioness sat on the kitchen counter as she licked herself.

*THUD*

The front door slammed open and in came a stressed looking ginger.

"My oh my look what the cat dragged in.

The green lioness said smiling at the mad ginger.

"Green i don't have time for you're shit right now."

Pidge stated as She trotted to the fridge.

"What happened that has you so mad?"

Green asked as Pidge took out the milk carton.

"Alot of shit."

"Like what? :>"

"Well i got a B in math-"

"Pidge why are you talking to you're self?"

Pidge jumped as the taller ginger walked into the kitchen.

"M-MATT?? I THOUGHT YOU HAD EXAMS!!"

Pidge screamed in a very high pitched tone.

Matt laughed at his younger sister.

He than looked in the fridge to see a carton of tuna.

"Wow we still have some left."

Matt cheered.

Pidge saw the tuna and her pupils went small.

"Umm i think i'm going to go you know hack N.A.S.A"

Pidge nervously spat.

"Hey come to think of it you hadn't eaten yet."

\Pidge tried to run but Matt picked her up.

He then placed her in a high chair were he sat tuna down on the tray and tied a bib around her neck.

"MATT NO I DON'T WAN'T-"

Matt gave Pidge a face saying 'Bitch if you don' eat the fucking-"

Pidge slowly began to eat the fishy food as she tried not to puke.

Matt smiled wide.

*BANG*

The door busted open.

"CHILDERN WERE HOME!"

Matt and Pidge's mother chimed as there dad was behind her not saying anything.

Pidge mouthed out 'Help Me' to her mom but sadly she didn't get the memo.

"Ahh just feeding Pidge mom."

Matt flashed his good boy smile and his mom lit up.

"AWW SO CUTE! Have fun sweet hearts me and you're father will be upstairs."

They went on there way upstairs and Matt let his sweat drop as he eye'd Pidge.

He put a pacifier in her mouth to keep her from speaking and went on to preparing more tuna.

Pidge had tears streaming down her face at the fishy smell that burned her nose.

THEN

The kitchen door opened.

"Yo Pidge!"

Lance sang and then stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Pidge in a high chair wearing a bib and a pacifier.

Hunk saw the tuna and threw up on the floor.

Matt jumped at the sound and Lance slowly began to back up to call for help.

He walked to the front door to see a very ugly cat staring at him.

A fat one came and saw him and blocked his way.

"WROW WROW WROW WROW"

The cat screamed and Matt threw the cat's bowl at Lance who fell face first into Hunks body fluids.

This caused Hunk to throw up again and all over Lance who was passed out.

Keith ran at Matt with nothing but fist and as he was running he slipped and fell face first into the throw up.

His eyes widened as he felt his lunch come back to haunt him.

He threw up and Matt narrowed his eyes.

Pidge looked like she was having a bad time holding her's down at the sight of the newly colorful kitchen.

Shiro walked in and saw the mess.

He then flinched as he got out the way of a kitchen knife coming straight at him.

Allura let out a gasp He stumbled back and tripped down the front steps and landed in the yard.

Did they forget to mention they had a dog?

Yes Shiro indeed fell face first into dog shit.

Allura was on her way to Pidge's house and saw Shiro in the yard.

She past him and noticed the wide open front door.

She curiously walked in and saw half of Lances body sticking out the Kitchen door way.

As she grew closer her nose begged for her to go back as the stench filled it.

"Lance? Pidge?"

Allura stopped dead in her tracks as she came face to face with the odd colored kitchen and bodies that laid dead in the floor expect two.

Matt looked at her with a 'What?' face.

A white haired man walked in and almost died.

"Allura bae why are you in such a disgusting place?!?!?!?!!?"

Allura was about to speak but felt something grab her ankle.

She screeched and looked down to see Lance's newly colored hand rapped around her ankle.

".....BAE?????"

Allura tried to kick his hand off her but his grip tightened.

"DID HE JUST CALL YOU BAE?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?"

Allura kicked Lance in the face with her left foot heel and Lance let go of her ankle.

"BABY WAIT!!!!"

Lance screeched as Allura walked over to Lotor.

"I'm sorry Lance but Lotor and I are a thing now."

Allura smiled happily.

Lotor grinned and walked away with his girlfriend.

Lance didn't even feel the need to get up as he stared at the ground.

Matt looked at everything.

Hunk passed out from lack of food since he threw up his.

Lance looked Depressed.

Keith was dead on the floor face first in the colorful goo.

Shiro could be seen outside his kitchen window still passed out in the dog shit.