includes: reindeer, books, and a ceiling fan. eicte? 88.

1985...

Carl is you and you are carl

"Do you know the truth about reindeer?" Asked my best friend, Nicholas Flamel.

"What?" you ask.

"Here, let me show you," Flamel goes to his (totally not shady) attic and gets a book. He takes notes while relaying the story to you.

"Technology extends a long way back. Reindeer were a failed scientific experiment of Santa and his wife," he tells the whole story, and you listen, shocked and traumatized.

"But legend says-" he is cut off by the ringing of the doorbell. Wondering what he was about to say, you go home and have a normal day.

You go to sleep. You have a mostly dreamless slumber, save for that one weird dream where you swear you're being tied to something. You wake up and look at the floor.

It is exactly thirty-five feet below you.

"What?" You screech, tied to the ceiling fan. You look down. Nicholas is standing by the switch of the ceiling fan. He smiles and says,

"Legend has it that if you hear the story of the reindeer, St. Nicholas will come to your house to keep you quiet." He turns the fan on.

"Fly, little reindeer, fly."

Disclaimer: carl never died, but he did have to pay the government for breaking the white house fan. Also he's immortal. Thanks to naf naf grill. Carl has had an odd life

lol sorry but this is copy and paste and i am lazy heheheee