A/N: this is kind of short but I tried to update before I get busy again

Ophiuchus was sitting at her desk in the meeting room. She was minding her own business, looking over some reports when the door opened. Fourteen zodiacs walked in, wearing random animal costumes. They started singing the circle of life song from The Lion King while dramatically acting. There were even a few zodiacs doing funny dances. Eventually the singing turned to screaming and Ophiuchus kicked everyone out, threatening to reclass the next person that bothers her.

***

Everyone sat back in their circle in the lobby. Libra held a few bottles of hair dye that Vinn handed her earlier.

"Do we have to?" whined Gem.

Sagittarius massaged Gem's scalp. "Dye your hair pink!"

"Let's pick random names to decide who gets which colour," suggested Cancer.

"Actually... I'll pick a colour for everyone." Libra turned around and switched all the bottles of dye, putting them in random boxes before handing them out.

"But then she can pick the colour that she wants!" argued Aries.

"What are you going to do about it?" smirked Libra.

"Absolutely nothing."

"I can help dye everyone's hair!" volunteered Leon.

Libra nodded. "Let's set up two chairs. Nobody is allowed to see their hair colour until everyone is finished."

***

About an hour later, Libra and Leon finished dying everyone's hair before helping each other with their own hair dye. After letting the dye set for a bit, everyone then took turns rinsing the dye in the dining room sink, but they weren't allowed to see what colour their hair was.

After everyone returned to their spots in the circle, Libra held up a mirror to look at her own hair. The ends of her hair were dyed a silvery blue.

"Let me see!" Pisces snatched the mirror from Libra. After seeing that his entire head was once again dyed bright pink, he played dead.

Cancer laughed at Pisces before taking the mirror to look at his own hair. Some turquoise dye was mixed in with his naturally blue hair. "Mine actually doesn't look too bad."

Taurus took the mirror from Cancer. Her hair was dyed a lighter blonde. "Thanks Libra, you gave me a nice colour!"

Capricorn nervously took the mirror from Taurus. His entire head was dyed black. "Why..."

"It's not that bad," argued Libra.

Gemini ruffled his hair. "It's kind of cute." He took the mirror to look at his own hair. "Blond tips... I hate this but it should grow out eventually."

Leon took the mirror from Gemini. "LIBRA! I knew I could trust you!" He grinned happily at the pink tips in his hair.

Aquarius sighed and took the mirror from Leon. "So my hair went from orange to red. Could have been worst."

"Now you're a tomato instead of a carrot." Gem pretended to bite his arm.

Aquarius looked at her weirdly.

Gem shrugged and took the mirror. "LIBRA HOW DARE YOU!" Her hair was dyed orange. Leon even cut her hair to give her a bang that swept across her forehead.

"What's wrong with orange hair?" asked Aquarius.

Gem wrinkled her nose and passed the mirror to Sagittarius.

Sagittarius chuckled. "What colour was it supposed to be?"

"Blonde," replied Libra.

"Wait, why didn't her hair change colour?" asked Leon.

"Because she dyed her hair blonde a while ago," replied Virgo. "Then she dyed it red again, so you can't really see the blonde because there's already red dye in her hair."

Sagittarius stuck her tongue out and passed the mirror to Aries who had brown tips.

"I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow." Aries sighed and passed the mirror to Leo.

Leo's hair was dyed a lighter shade of blonde. "I really like this."

Scorpio took the mirror next. Then she screamed. Her hair was now silver.

"I have to go use the washroom." Libra jumped up and sprinted away. Scorpio followed, screaming at her the entire time.

Virgo picked up the mirror that Scorpio dropped. "Blond tips... I'm going to dye my hair back to black tomorrow."

Taurus scrolled through her phone to look for the next dare. "Aries and Leo have to dance together in ten inch heels."

"Where are we going to get the heels?" asked Leo.

Vinn appeared out of nowhere, carrying a large box. "Taurus sent me all the dares so I could gather stuff for you guys to use. The heels should be in the middle somewhere."

"Were you invisible this whole time or did you just teleport?" asked Sagittarius.

Vinn shrugged and disappeared again.

Taurus pulled a pair of pink sparkly heels out of the box for Leo, and a pair of black heels with bows on the back for Aries.

Leo and Aries took their shoes and put them on.

"What should we dance to?" asked Leo.

Aries stayed in place while waving her hands back and forth.

"BORING!" screamed Pisces who was no longer playing dead.

Sagittarius pushed Aries, making her almost fall.

Leo started trying to tap dance while Aries did random dances. After Leo almost twisted her ankle and Aries fell, hitting her chin, they decided to take their shoes off.

"I'll kiss it better!" Sagittarius tried to kiss Aries' chin while Aries tried to pull away.

Libra returned to her spot. Scorpio followed, still looking pissed.

"Good thing Scorpio's back," smiled Taurus. "You have to arm wrestle with Ares."

Scorpio furrowed her brow. "But he's not even here."

"I texted him." Taurus' smiled turned into a grin as Ares walked out of the elevator. He had wet hair and wore a towel around his neck.

"Hey what's with the new hair?" smirked Ares. "It look h-orrible."

"Wait, what was that weird pause in your sentence?" asked Capricorn.

Ignoring Capricorn, Ares sat beside Scorpio. "I've never seen a silver Scorpion before. I was told you wanted to arm wrestle with me?"

Scorpio glared at Ares. "I'll dye your hair in your sleep."

"How would you get into my room?"

"I can break into anywhere." Scorpio grabbed Ares' hand, ready to arm wrestle. "Wait, why is your hair wet?"

Ares brushed a few strands out of his eyes. "I just showered."

"And you didn't even bother to dry your hair?"

"Is that really what you're going to try to use against me?"

"Only weak people don't dry their hair after they shower!"

Aries raised her hand. "I don't-"

Scorpio shushed her.

"Three... two... one... start!" announced Virgo.

Ares and Scorpio both struggled, pulling the other's hand down, only for the other to pull it back. After a while, Scorpio eventually beat Ares.

"She had to have cheated!" gasped Ares in disbelief.

Scorpio smirked and stuck her tongue at him. "Now go away, I saw more of your face than I needed to today."

"She's so mean to me," fake pouted Ares as he walked towards the elevator.

"Vinn and Aries have to communicate where every word is in a different language," announced Taurus. "We have to guess what they're saying."

"I actually don't speak any languages." Vinn appeared in the middle of the circle.

"She's been watching us the entire time!" announced Capricorn. "She can make herself invisible."

"I'll start then." Aries paused to think. "Uhhhhh... Εγώ 知らない cosa พูด. It's hard to mix languages like that because the language structures don't fit together. It's hard to explain."

"I..." started Aquarius.

"Don't know..." continued Taurus.

Scorpio nodded. "What..."

"Speak," finished Libra.

"I don't know what to say!" announced Virgo.

"Yes!" cheered Aries.

"My turn!" grinned Vinn. "Mais 一世 знать nini საუბარი. Odio 여러분 모두. Cu exceptia Aries. Sie ist بارد."

"But," started Leo.

"I," continued Virgo.

"Know," nodded Sagittarius.

Pisces sighed. "What..."

Everyone remained silent.

"Who's language was next?" asked Gem.

Aries smirked.

"She used a language neither of us speak!" Scorpio shook her head in disappointment.

"Figure out the rest!" ordered Libra. "We'll figure out the other words after."

"Hate," continued Scorpio.

Leo furrowed her brow. "Wait, the next sentence was Korean wasn't it?"

Scorpio began typing in her phone.

"How do you know that?" asked Leon.

"I can recognize how Korean sounds."

Gemini sighed. "How are we supposed to figure out what she said?"

"Everyone," replied Scorpio.

"Did you use google translate?" asked Pisces.

"No. I recorded her sentence because I knew she'd use Korean to confuse us since only Aries speaks it. I sent the recording to Ares... but he refused to tell me so I just typed what sounds I heard into Google and scrolled down the search results until I found something."

Libra processed what they had so far. "But I know what... hate everyone..."

"Then it's another language," announced Gemini. "I think it sounded something like except."

Libra nodded. "Except... Aries..."

"She is..." continued Gem.

"Cool," finished Capricorn.

"But I know what to say. I hate everyone except Aries because she's cool!" guessed Scorpio.

Vinn sighed in defeat. "That's right!"

"I'll do one more!" Aries paused to think. "Aries es la mejor. เราควร pagsamba 彼女. It's hard to decide what to say because these languages don't follow the English language structure."

"Aries is the best..." started Cancer.

"We should..." continued Libra.

Aries chuckled as nobody knew the next word.

"Her," finished Taurus.

Libra pieced the sentence together. "Aries is the best we should... her."

"Kill!" screamed Pisces. He ducked to avoid a fireball that was aimed for his face.

"Aries is the best... we should respect her?" guessed Leo.

"We should listen to her!" shouted Cancer who was sure he was right.

"What is it?" asked Aquarius to Vinn. Vinn whispered the answer to him.

"Love?" tried Sagittarius.

Gem gasped. "I know! We should thank her!"

Capricorn furrowed his brow. "We should appreciate her?"

"We should agree with her!" guessed Taurus.

Gemini bit the inside of his cheek. "Help her?"

"We should worship her?" asked Aquarius who pretended he wasn't just told the answer.

"Aquarius is right!" announced Vinn who sat between Aries and Sagittarius. "I'm going to start playing now."

"Good because you're in the next dare." Taurus furrowed her brow. "There's two dares that are similar but basically say the same thing. I'll try to combine them... Virgo, Vinn, Lee...bra and Aquarius have to sing Closer by the chainsmokers. Gem has to play the trumpet?"

Gem reached into the box and pulled out a trumpet. "I don't know how to play this."

"Why do we have to sing that song?" asked Virgo. "Is it a reference or something?"

"SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER~" sang Vinn as she got up and danced. Libra joined her, pulling Virgo and Aquarius up from their spots. Vinn and Libra screamed the lyrics while Virgo and Aquarius did the bare minumum. There was a random trumpet playing in the background.

"Take these!" Pisces dug microphones out of the box and handed one to each singing Zodiac. The others plugged their ears as Vinn and Libra screamed the lyrics into their microphones. At one point they pulled Capricorn into the performance, who just stood awkwardly not knowing what to do. A few minutes later Ophiuchus walked by, writing something in a notebook. All the noise stopped.

"What are you doing?" asked Leon.

"Making notes for when I reclass everyone." Ophiuchus walked back to the meeting room. The performing zodiacs decided they sang enough without getting reclassed.

Taurus smirked. "Leon has to sing a fabulous song!"

Leo stood up and dramatically turned around as he searched for a song on his phone. He played Fabulous and danced as he sang along, occasionally doing feminine poses.

Everyone cheered and clapped after his performance.

"Now... Gemini isn't allowed to talk to Capricorn."

"So will he get punished if he does talk to me?" smirked Capricorn. "What happens if he talks to me?"

"Nothing," replied Gemini. "When I said nothing, that was a random statement. I wasn't talking to anyone in particular."

"If he talks to Capricorn, we get to lock him outside the hotel tonight!" suggested Pisces.

"Alright," agreed Taurus.

Capricorn began randomly poking Gemini and trying to mess up his hair. "I will get you to talk to me!"

Gemini pretended he didn't exist.

"Now..." Taurus sighed. "Libra and Virgo have to sing and dance to Señorita."