Corntown, Alabama

Eddie: Alright naw! Y'all have a safe trip, you hear? *thick long gray beard, and mustache*

Maddie: You too, brother! *getting in the old Ford truck with a South Carolina license plate on it* Kids, get on out here, so we can go on home!

Robert: Cousin Flo hit me!

Sandra: She was just playing! *gets in the back*

Vance: *gets in the driver's seat* You take care, brother in law! Mac and cheese, and corn bread was delicious!

Cousin Flo: *yells* YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, ROBERT!

Robert: *yells back* DON'T EVER HIT ME AGAIN!

Eddie: Y'all cut it out now. Baby, get back in the house!

Cousin Flo: I can hit you again, if you want! *storms over towards the truck*

Vance: Get back in the house, Flo! We gotta go!!

Robert: I ain't scared of you! *gets out of the truck*

Maddie: Robert, get back in the truck!

Cousin Flo: *hits Robert*

Robert: *hits his cousin back*

Eddie: Y'all don't stop, I'm getting my belt! I'll whip your behinds!

Robert: Shut up, Uncle Eddie! *stomps on his uncle's foot*

Eddie: YOW!!! *jumping up and down, holding his foot* Flo, get my belt, so I can whip his behind!

Vance: ROBERT, GET IN THE TRUCK!!!

Cousin Flo: *walks into the brick house, to get the belt*

Sandra: Come on, Robert! We gotta go home! *melting* Oh no!!!

Cousin Flo: *yelling from inside the house* I CAN'T FIND THE BELT, UNCLE EDDIE!!

Vance: *honks the horn to get Robert's attention* BOY, GET IN NOW!!! GET IN OUT OF THIS HEAT!!! *melts*

Robert: *pushes his uncle down to the ground*

Eddie: Boy, have you done lost your mind?!

Maddie: Can't we just head back home without Robert?

Vance: *still melting* No!

Robert: *gets back in the truck*

Vance: *drives off on the dirt road, with Eddie running after the truck with his belt*

Robert: Uncle Eddie is running after us!

Vance: *driving* He ain't gonna run for long!

JeremyLindsay: What did I just encounter? Apparently, some family members don't know how to get along. *driving around to look for an alligator*

This story was written on Thursday, July 27th, 2023.

A/N Crazy family members, huh? Robert kept his family waiting! Didn't think they'd ever leave! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.