
Steven Uses Pickup Lines To Attract Women
Westfarms Mall
New Britain Ave
West Hartford, Connecticut
Steven: What I learned is that in order to get a woman's attention, you use pickup lines! Here goes!
Blonde Woman: *walking towards him*
Steven: *flirtatious* Hey, baby! Let's go grab dinner!
Blonde Woman: *ignores him, and gives him a disgusted look*
Steven: Playing hard to get, I see?
Brunette Woman: *walking with JC Penny bags*
Steven: How about you and I jazz it up, tonight?
Brunette Woman: I don't think so. *keeps walking*
Steven: Keep it cool, Steven.
Ken: *smug* Having fun? *arms folded*
Steven: Why yes, I...... Uh oh.....
Ken: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Teenage Girl: *looks around for thigh high boots*
Ken: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Tuesday, July 11th, 2023.
A/N Steven, your pickup lines aren't working! Give it up! No woman wants to go out with you! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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