Empire Pizza

Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Forgetfulness: Am I hungry.

Waiter: Can I help you?

Forgetfulness: I'll have a large hamburger pizza.

Waiter: Anything else? Are you dining in?

Forgetfulness: No, and no.

Waiter: $13.95, please.

Forgetfulness: I'm two dollars short.

Waiter: Then, do you want a small pizza?

Forgetfulness: Hold that thought. *backs away slowly, and swipes a woman's pizza box*

Woman: Hey, give that back!

Forgetfulness: *runs out with her pizza box*

Woman: *runs out after him*

Boy: *walks in* Someone's getting beat up out there!

Waiter: Can I help you?

Boy: I'll have a large pepperoni pizza.

This story was written on Wednesday, July 5th, 2023.

A/N Forgetfulness, have you lost your mind?! Shame on you! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.