(Oikawa, Shirabu, Semi, Suga, Akaashi, Bokuto, Kenma, Kuroo, Lev, and Yaku)

2:46PM Thursday

Kuroo: hey

Kuroo: hey

Kuroo: hey

Kenma: die

Kuroo: :(

Kenma: please

Yaku: ^

Kuroo: NOT YOU TOO

Akaashi: please refrain from spamming the chat. I'm trying to study

Kuroo: iM tRyInG tO sTuDy

Akaashi: ...

Akaashi left

Kuroo: yikes, he's more prickly than usual today

Kenma: yeah it usually takes five minutes to drive him off, not three seconds

Bokuto: He went to sleep late

Kuroo: because you kept him up all night 🥴

Yaku: how late???

Bokuto: well he usually sleeps at 9:30 and wakes up at 7

Kenma: why do you know this???

Bokuto: oh well everyone on Fukurodani knows because if he's off of his sleep schedule by even ten minutes he's grumpy the whole next day!

Kuroo: geez

Kenma: glad to see someone takes sleep as seriously as I do

Kuroo: but anyway

Kuroo: guess who I found out and about today!!

Kuroo:

Yaku: that is not

Yaku: that is not Lev

Kenma: zoinks

Yaku: I REFUSE to believe that's Lev

Kuroo: yakkun relax bro

Kuroo: we all know you're in love

Yaku: I am NOT in love

Yaku: this is photoshopped

Yaku: and cursed

Yaku: and witchcraft

Lev: are you guys talking about me? I suddenly just got a chill...

Kuroo: nah ur good Yaku only confessed his love for you bro

Lev: ????

Yaku: I DID NOT

Yaku: do you really trust this guy?? Go back and look at what we were saying

Lev: KUROO-SAN YOU STALKER

Lev: WHAT THE HEC

Yaku: see???

Kuroo: hm I wonder who would top...

Yaku: eXCUSE ME

Lev: what does that mean?

Kenma: eye-

Kuroo: WELL...

Yaku kicked Kuroo from the chat

Kenma: I owe you one

Yaku: I don't understand what's wrong with him

Lev: what is gOING ON

Kenma: nothing, young child

Lev: I am NOT A CHILD

Lev: STOP BELITTLING ME

Lev: BOTH OF YOU ARE LIKE HALF MY HEIGHT

Yaku: .

Kenma: you screwed up Lev

Yaku: is there a way to kick someone in the shins over text

Kenma: not that I know of

Yaku: well I gUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT IN PERSON

Kenma: that's my cue

Kenma left

Lev: NONO YAKU-SAN I'M SORRYYYY

Yaku: too late. Better sleep with one eye open

Yaku left

Lev: help

Lev: anyone

Lev: please

Akaashi: this is your fault

Lev: I know I know but pleeease could you talk to him or something???

Lev: both of my shins are going to be entirely purple at this point

Akaashi: maybe I should try Yaku's tactics on Bokuto...

Akaashi: but sure

Lev: THANK YOU SENPAI

Akaashi: no problem

9:23PM

Bokuto: WAH!!!

Kuroo: What???

Bokuto: AKAAAASHI KICKED ME TODAY

Akaashi: *Akaashi

Akaashi: Yaku-san seems to have a better hold on Lev than I do on Bokuto so I wanted to see if his style would work

Kuroo: AHAHA

Kenma: PFFT

Bokuto: ITS NOT FUNNY

Bokuto: THAT HURT A LOT

Akaashi: I'm sorry. I don't plan on trying that again in the future

Bokuto: YEAH TELL THEM WHY AKAASHI

Akaashi: ...

Akaashi: I may have injured him slightly

Kuroo: Akaashi??? Hurt someone???

Kuroo: NANI!?

Kenma: please stop

Kenma: also, how did you get back in the chat?

Kuroo: magic

Bokuto: HE SPURNED MY KNEE

Kenma: ???

Akaashi: *sprained

Akaashi: I'm really really sorry Bokuto-san

Akaashi: but what's important is that you'll be up and going just fine by the tournament

Akaashi: And don't even try going to practice tomorrow

Bokuto: but AKAAASHIIII

Akaashi: Do you want to play in the tournament or not?

Bokuto: ughh FINE

Kuroo: yikes I never thought you were the violent type

Akaashi: I'm NOT. It was a mistake.

Kuroo: relax I'm joking

Akaashi: it wasn't funny

Kenma: kuroo stfu

Bokuto: he just feels guilty, don't worry about him

Akaashi: I'd prefer it if you didn't assume how I feel about things

Bokuto: see?

Bokuto: and he's tired too because he had to walk me home

Akaashi: BOKUTO

Kuroo: uhh Bokuto you might want to stop now he didn't even use honorifics this time

Bokuto: oh

Bokuto: oh no

Akaashi: Geez, give me a break for five minutes!!! I love you and all but you're getting on my last damn nerves!!!

Kuroo: oop

Kuroo: wait, "i love you?"

Kenma: 👀

Akaashi: PLATONICALLY

Kuroo: are you sure about that???

Bokuto: aww akaashi I love you too I'm sorry

Akaashi: Kuroo-san go fuck yourself

Kuroo: HARSH DUDE

Kuroo: were you just gonna ignore what Bokuto just said?

Akaashi: yes, in fact, I was

Bokuto: wait why?

Bokuto: you don't forgive me?

Kenma: this got complicated

Akaashi: no, of course I do. I didn't mean it that way. Anyway, you're not the one who needs to apologize

Bokuto: no I don't I know I'm a pain its not your fault

Suga: hold on guys

Kuroo: GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE THIS BS MUCH LONGER

Kuroo: Akaashi, Bokuto told me that he REALLY REALLY likes you

Suga: REALLY? That's perfect because Akaashi told me that he REALLY REALLY likes Bokuto!

Akaashi: ... wait, really really?

Bokuto: yeah, of course!

Akaashi: oh

Bokuto: why else did you think I was flirting with you???

Akaashi: I just thought you were being oblivious???

Bokuto: geez i'm not THAT dense

Akaashi: 😊 well now what?

Bokuto: IM COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

Akaashi: WAIT BOKUTO YOU CAN'T JUST

Kuroo: and so the city sleeps peacefully tonight

Kuroo: all is well. The matchmakers have done their job.

Suga: WOOHOO!