11:34AM

Oikawa: so I heard about the little stunt you pulled last night Suga

Suga: DO NOT try me today I am sleep deprived and angery

Akaashi: *angry

Suga: shut up

Akaashi: yeah he's grumpy

Suga: [insert Oikawa trashcan meme from before bc I'm lazy]

Oikawa: haha too late your boyfriend already pulled that one

Suga: how dare he

Kuroo: so he IS your boyfriend

Suga: what no STOP ATTACKING ME

Akaashi: I'm a nerd and I'm boring

Akaashi: HEY HEY HEY

Akaashi: ugh sorry Bokuto got my phone

Kuroo: awww so cute

Suga: you can't be talking

Akaashi: you can't be talking

Oikawa: you can't be talking

Kuroo: wow thanks guys

Kenma: hello frigid morning air it's time to die

Lev: no it's not it's a beautiful day!

Suga: it's also almost noon

Suga: are you just now waking up??? It's a school day!!

Kenma: so what we all die in the end anyway

Suga: ???

Lev: what

Yaku: KENMA WHAT DID YOU DO LEV IS CRYING NOW

Kenma: PFT

Kuroo: that's our middle ace alright

Suga: you guys are worse than Karasuno

Suga: actually I take that back

Kuroo: the big question is— how many of us are with our boyfriends right now?

Akaashi: not I

Yaku: nope

Kuroo: don't pull that crap you both just proved that you're sitting right next to them

Akaashi: I don't have a boyfriend

Bokuto: RUDE

Suga: yikes

Kuroo: wooow very convincing Kashi

Akaashi: please refrain from calling me Kashi

(Kuroo changed Akaashi's name to Kashi)

Kashi: sigh

Suga: I've figured out that if you don't want to be called something, don't say you don't want to be called that

Oikawa: ^

Kuroo: but let's be real mama crow was probably getting some a few minutes ago

Suga: it's the mIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL DAY

(Kuroo changed Suga's name to LockerRoomSex)

LockerRoomSex: ABSOLUTELY NOT

(LockerRoomSex changed their name to InnocentBeing)

Kashi: even I won't buy that

(Kashi changed InnocentBeing's name to AbsolutelyNot)

AbsolutelyNot: that's... fair

AbsolutelyNot: but if we're going to play that game

(AbsolutelyNot changed Kashi's name to OwlBabysitter)

OwlBabysitter: I won't deny that

Kuroo: haha nerds

Oikawa: are you a five year old

Kuroo: bullying is not tolerated in this household

Kenma: bullying is definitely tolerated in this household

Kuroo: he abuses me

Kenma: not really

Kuroo: I swear he does just look at our conversation the other day 

AbsolutelyNot: HAHA

Kenma: I am not ashamed

Kuroo: see??? No remorse whatsoever

AbsolutelyNot: all I get is love and support from Daichi

Oikawa: HE ADMITS IT

AbsolutelyNot: yeah might as well

Kuroo: emphasis on the "love"

Yaku: reminder— the Bible app is free to download at any time

Oikawa: get out of here you're not even a setter

Yaku: neither is Kuroo??

Yaku: nah ur right I'm gonna make a Libero group chat that will be superior to your pigsty

AbsolutelyNot: WOW

Kuroo: mean

Lev: but what about meee

Yaku: what about youuu?

Lev: I wanna be in a group chat too!! And this one is lame

Kenma: then leave, you tall ass tree branch

Lev: you guys are mean

Kuroo: yup

AbsolutelyNot: wow you guys really bully Lev

Kenma: he deserves it

Oikawa: what did he do? He seems nice to me

Iwa-chan: Your definition of "nice" isn't valid

Yaku: you've clearly never met him

Kenma: the bastard is always judging people for their height but can't even get a serve over

Yaku: or pass a ball

Kuroo: or block without looking like a sieve

Lev: :((((

Oikawa: oh

Iwa-chan: you can't talk about being mean, Shittykawa

Oikawa: WHERE DOES HE COME FROM

Kuroo: where did he go

AbsolutelyNot: where did he come from cotton eye joe

OwlBabysitter: I forget you guys are Japanese sometimes, you act so American.

Kuroo: thanks