(Oikawa, Shirabu, Semi, Suga, Akaashi, Bokuto, Kenma, Kuroo, Lev, and Yaku)

2:48PM

Oikawa: hey Suga

Suga: what?

Kuroo: don't do it dude

Oikawa: so what should I do to impress a guy?

Suga: what?

Oikawa: you know what I mean 😉

Suga: idk, depends on the guy

Suga: who is it?

Oikawa: you know, the quiet one on your team, Yamaguchi?

Suga: WHO

SUGA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT HUH?

SUGA: YOU WILL NOT PUT YOUR FILTHY HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR THAT KID

Kuroo: damn even his username went all caps??

Oikawa: awww, but he's so sweet 😉

SUGA: ...

SUGA left

Kuroo: dude you'd better lock your doors and windows

Oikawa: nah he's just bluffing he couldn't do anything

2:56PM

Oikawa: hOLY SHIT

Kuroo: I told you

Oikawa: I just heard a knock on the door oh my god im gonna get shot

Oikawa: oh no

Oikawa: HELP

Oikawa: SOMEBODY

Bokuto: once told me

Kurhoe: THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

Akaashi: ...

Akaashi: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

PuddingKitten: she was lookin' kinda dumb

Bokuto: with her finger and her thumb

Kurhoe: in the shape of an L on her forehead

Bokuto: WELL THE YEARS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T--

Oikawa: great help guys you're lucky i wasn't just assassinated it was just the delivery man

Akaashi: lucky?

Oikawa: WOW RUDE

Oikawa: I guess he was bluffing after alaougufi&rslebufskj..,/.,efa

Kurhoe: I think we lost him

Bokuto: oh well

3:17PM

Oikawa: okay so

Oikawa: I will never do that again

Oikawa: I cleared things up with Suga

Oikawa: and I know now why you guys told me not to do it

Kuroo: sigh

Yaku: what the actual H E L L just happened?

Oikawa: a mistake

Suga: Oikawa screams like a little girl

Kuroo: WOW

Kuroo: EXPOSED

Yaku: hey Suga

Suga: hey Yaku

Lev: hey Yaku

Yaku: GTFO

Yaku: Who invited you

Lev: so mean...

Kenma: eh

Lev: why do you hate me

Kenma: uh so I have a problem

Yaku: what?

Suga: what?

Kenma: Someone sent me this and I ajklgagf

Kenma: like damn, they caught him off guard and he still as;oifhai;

Yaku: 👀

Suga: someone is in L O V E

Kenma: I am not I am just in need of a blood transfusion now

Oikawa: N O S E B L E E D

Kenma: SHIT CAN THEY STOP SENDING ME HOT PICS OF KUROO

Suga: don't you want that tho 😏

Kenma: NO I DON'T

Kuroo: aww so sweet he's a smitten kitten

Kenma: stfu

Yaku: so when r u coming over?

Suga: ???

Yaku: SHIT WRONG CHAT

Yaku: UM

Oikawa: 👀

Kuroo: notice that Lev has gone mysteriously missing

Yaku: just stop

Yaku: I hate you all

Yaku left

Kuroo: HAHA they know so little...

Oikawa: pft

Kenma: wowza

Suga: but anyway, back to Kenma's situation--

Kenma: let's not

Kenma: I honestly forgot that Kuroo was in here

Kuroo: aww, it's okay kitten. Remember that picture we took the other day?

Kenma: ?

Kuroo: can't stop thinking about that one either

Suga: love is blossoming

Oikawa: get a R O O M

Oikawa: miss me with that gay shit get an actual separate chat room dudes

Suga: you of all people CANNOT be talking

Suga: "Iwa-chan, my love!" I quote

Oikawa:

Oikawa: bye guys!

Oikawa left

Suga: well, I'll leave you two to your romantic endeavors

Suga: buh-bye!

Suga left