10:42AM Monday
Kenma: can people stop adding me to random group chats?

Akaashi: I second that

Suga: hmm

Oikawa: HEY SISTERS

Kenma: nope, I'm out
Kenma left
Akaashi: well then

Oikawa: RUDE

Oikawa: so Suga, how's it going with the big daddy crow?

Suga: EXCUSE ME WHO

Oikawa: you know who I'm talking about

Suga:

Akaashi: ^

Oikawa: Aww come on

Oikawa: on that note, this really should be called the "im in love with my captain" squad, for obvious reasons

Akaashi: no

Suga: no

Kenma: no

Shirabu: no

Oikawa: oh Kenma's back! But why is that Shiratorizawa garbage here???

Kenma: I added him to make you go away

Oikawa: RUDE

Shirabu: I will now assume the responsibility of harassing Oikawa into coming to Shiratorizawa

Oikawa: please no. Ushiwaka is enough

Oikawa: but the captain thing is truueeee

Suga: not really

Akaashi: ^

Kenma: ^

Oikawa: at least admit it... Bokuto, Daichi, Kuroo... come on, you know they're snacks

Suga: aren't you also a captain?

Oikawa: exactly

Shirabu: ...

Akaashi: ...
Kenma left
Oikawa: wait no come back

Semi: hello

Oikawa: STOP ADDING SHIRATORIZAWA PEOPLE geez how many setters do they have

Semi: literally two

Semi: I mean, you can kick Shirabu, that's fine by me...

Suga: and if this is a setter chat, where's kageyama?

Oikawa: you really thought I would invite that piece of shit?

Kenma: yikes dude don't insult the mother crow's fledglings

Akaashi: 3

Akaashi: 2

Akaashi: 1...

Suga: first of all how dARE YOU TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT!!!? WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU??? EXCEPT BE 10 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU??? You know what I'm not going to spend the energy yelling at you. But you know who will?

Iwaizumi: Oikawa what did you do

Oikawa: Iwa-chan my love!

Iwaizumi: I will not hesitate to drown you in your own blood

Kenma: I like this guy

Oikawa: Iwa-chan don't be like that...

Oikawa: well, at least this chat still lives up to its name "im in love with my captain" squad

Iwaizumi: I don't apply I'm just more of a moderator

Suga: thanks iwaizumi

Iwaizumi: np
(Oikawa changed Iwaizumi's name to Iwa-chan)
(Iwa-chan changed Oikawa's name to Trashykawa)
Trashykawa: ABUSE

Trashykawa: y'all setter people are boring. Let's add some interest in here

Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY what's this?

Akaashi: Oikawa why

Bokuto: ?

Akaashi: -.-

Bokuto: mind if I add a few friends?

Trashykawa: don't mind at all!

Kuroo: hey guyssss

Kenma: Bokuto why

Kuroo: RUDE

Bokuto: RUDE

Suga: dear god
(Kuroo changed Kenma's name to PuddingKitten)
(PuddingKitten changed Kuroo's name to Kurhoe)
Kurhoe: yeouch

PuddingKitten: serves you right

Kurhoe: for what???

PuddingKitten: existing

Iwa-chan: I like this guy

Lev: Oh hi everyone!

Suga: *is the only Karasuno person here* I cri

Trashykawa: sorry suga none of your team is worthy

Suga: thanks
(Kurhoe changed Trashykawa's name to LegitGarbage)
LegitGarbage: you literally don't even know me

Kurhoe: I know but i get the feeling

Iwa-chan: your garbage radar is on point

LiteralGarbage: Stop bullyinggg meeee

Bokuto: Akaashi guess what I found out today?

Akaashi: yes Bokuto-san?

Bokuto: I can draw!

Akaashi: what? What did you draw?

Bokuto:

Akaashi: what the hECK THAT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD BOKUTO-SAN

Bokuto: Aww thanks

Kuroo: how did I not know about this???

Suga: wow that was... unexpected

LiteralGarbage: he's like one of those surprise collectibles

LiteralGarbage: you never know what you're gonna get. A child prodigy one day, an idiot who forgets his shoes the next!

Akaashi: that's the most accurate description of Bokuto I've ever heard

PuddingKitten: anyway, since we're outing our friends

Suga: no one was outing anybody?

PuddingKitten: look at this picture of Kuroo I found in the yearbook. Really caught him off guard.

Kurhoe: what?

Kurhoe: WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE KENMA, DEAR KITTEN PLEASE SPARE ME

PuddingKitten: hehe

LiteralGarbage: you've got me interested

Suga: ^

PuddingKitten:

LiteralGarbage: PFFTFTF

Kurhoe: why

Suga: AHAHAHA

Semi: zoinks

Yaku: HEY isn't Lev in here too??? He shouldn't be texting, he supposed to be practicing his receives right now

Lev: gotta run

Yaku: YOU LITTLE
Lev left
Yaku left
Kurhoe: surprisingly, they're soulmates

LiteralGarbage: imagine looking bad in pictures. I always look on POINT

LiteralGarbage: exhibit A

Iwa-chan: I feel like you didn't ask Matsu to take the photo with him

Suga: damn I wish I looked that good in photos

Kurhoe: so um I have a singular picture of you Suga

Suga: what??????

Kurhoe: I think someone took it in the locker rooms and then they edited it a bit. I PROMISE I JUST FORGOT TO DELETE IT

Suga: I'm concerned

Suga: who did this??????

Kurhoe: it's not that bad in fact you look damn fine in this particular pic

LiteralGarbage: OOOOH I WANNA SEE

Kurhoe: Suga?

Suga: sure I guess???

Kurhoe:

Suga: 😳 WHEN WAS THIS TAKEN???

PuddingKitten: wowza

Kurhoe: IDK I SWEAR

LiteralGarbage: Dayyummmm

Akaashi: ^

Bokuto: oh Akaashi I have a picture of you too!

Akaashi: ??????!!

Suga: whoever took this photo... I will find them and I will kill them

Kurhoe: I'm not snitchin'

Akaashi: what picture?

Bokuto:

Akaashi: ...

Akaashi: when did you take that

LiteralGarbage: hot damn

Kurhoe: is that Bokuto's jacket????

Akaashi: yeah so?

Suga: someone is getting 🎵 D E F E N S I V E🎶

Bokuto: I have a few more

LiteralGarbage: 😏

Akaashi: that's enough now thanks

Kurhoe: wow I've never seen Akaashi so worked up

Suga: hmmm something's going on here...

PuddingKitten: I wonder...

PuddingKitten: you should probably tell him

Akaashi: assholes

Akaashi: what do you mean?

Suga: you know what we mean

Bokuto: ?

Bokuto: stop being mean to Akaashi

Akaashi: it's fine Bokuto-san

Akaashi: they're idiots
Akaashi left
Bokuto: right!
Bokuto left
Kurhoe: Uh oh I think we screwed up guys

Suga: ya think?

LiteralGarbage: oh well. At least I still have my Iwa-chan
(Iwa-chan changed LiteralGarbage's name to BitchPlease)
BitchPlease: why are you so mean???
(BitchPlease changed their name to NotMean)
Iwa-chan left
NotMean: I'm gonna go ask him for milk bread bye guys
NotMean left
Suga: I should probably go check to see if Tanaka and Nishinoya have killed anyone yet
Suga left
PuddingKitten: Kuroo give me my psp back

Kurhoe: nah

PuddingKitten: ok fine.
PuddingKitten left
Kurhoe: I should probably run
Kurhoe left