(it was another day with our half demon dante in his shop devil may cry but dante was bored)

Dante=no new jobs no demons popping up man it's boring...Well no choice but to get some pizza hopefully they stop putting olives on it.

(dante kicks his feet onto his desk and his phone fell in his hands)

Dante=hey it's me again get me a large pepperoni and a root beer thanks be snappy.

...

(knock knock)

Dante=that was fast.

(when dante opened his door there was a woman who had a jacket on holding a bundle she fell at the steps of dante's steps and there was a demon behind her)

Demon=give me the child woman now.

Woman= ....

Demon=fine then.

(the demon raised up his bladed hand and was about to strike the woman down till dante blocked the attack with his sword)

Dante=thats 's no way to treat a lady.

Demon=got out the way human this is demon affairs.

Dante=well lucky for you  I  am a half demon.

(dante then pulls out ivory and he shoot's the demon in the head and the demon turns into dust and swift aways)

Dante=there now how about you miss ummm.

Aniza=aniza.

Dante=yeah aniza so what's that in those sheets?

(aniza tries to stnad up but she falls but dante catches her)

Dante=hey there.

(dante places aniza on the couch)

Aniza= I 'm dying.

Dante=what do you mean   I  need to take you to a hospital

Aniza=no  I  only have little time please you the only one who can take care of him.

Dante=what who.

Aniza=my baby my nero y your n n ne.

(but before aniza could utter her last words she died and her body turned into stone and she slowly withered away)

Dante=whoa....Wait she left her thing here  I  wonder what's in it?

(dante saw the bundle of sheets the woman had placed on his desk dante went near the bundle he noticed it was moving)

Dante=what the.

???=eeee.

(dante get's ebony and ivory his two hand gun and points them at the bundle of sheets and he slowly steps towards it)

Dante=now let's see what we got.

(when dante undid the bundle what he saw was not a demon but a baby who had a patch of white hair and it's arm wrapped up in a bandages)

Dante=.....Uhhh.

Baby=(coos)

Dante=ummm hey.

(dante holister his guns)

Dante=she left her baby with me so  I  wonder what was she saying when something with a n... I need to make some calls.

(so dante called the two girls he knows)

(two hours later)

????=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Dante=oh come on stop crying please.

Lady=dante why do you have a baby.

Trish=who is the woman you impregnated.

Dante=he is  not my kid!!!

????=waaaaaah!!!

Dante=make him stop!!

(lady picked up the child and she cradled him and he fell asleep)

Lady=there.

Dante=thank you now let me explain.

(twenty minutes later)

Lady=so this child is a orphan.

Trish=did the demon say anything them that may seem out of normal about him.

Dante=but he does have bandages on his arm.

Lady=is he injured?

Dante= I  don't know take the bandage off.

Lady=alright.

(lady grabbed her combat and cut the bandages off and what she saw shocked her.

Lady=his arm.

Dante=what's wrong with it  I  don't think a arm looks like that.

Trish=is he a demon?

Lady=more like a hybrid just like me maybe a bit more demon.

Trish=does he have a name?

Dante=uhhh...

(flashback)

Aniza=my baby my nero y your n n ne.

(present)

Dante=his name is nero.

Lady=nero huh interesting name.

Dante=so he has a name  so where is the nearest orphanage.

Trish=what!

Dante= I  can't keep a kid he need's a real family.

Trish=well you can't give him away only you can care for him.

Dante=why me how come you guys can't do it!

Trish=because if you keep here he will be safer than with us and.

Lady=we will lower your debt by one dollar everyday.

Dante=hmm interesting and  I  can finally start buying new clothes and some more pizza fine deal.

Nero=(coos)

Dante=so how do  I  take care of

A baby.

Trish=well baby's wear diapers.

....

Trish=things they do number one and two in.

Dante=gross why can't they just use a toilet.

.....

Lady=yor are a dumb a** babies can't walk they can't talk.

Trish=and they can't go to the bathroom on their own yet.

Nero=buh buh.

Lady=he is also going to need baby food and milk babies can't live on pizza like you do somehow.

Dante=sounds expensive.

Trish=it is...Me and lady could use our money but that would only increase your debt it's either that or a bawling baby.

Dante=d*** fine.

Lady=try not to swear so much in front of him either.

Dante=whatever.

(trish and lady leaves while dante stayed with nero)

Dante=well it's just you and me nero.

Nero=(coo's)