Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson

LAST TIME:

"You look familiar." I said as Thalia joined my stare at the child.

"Yeah your right I don't know why but she does look familiar." Thalia said as looked at the now confused and slightly panicking child. She had a dark brown auburn hair color and silver eyes with a hint of blue in them but her face just seemed so familiar for some reason. She was slight tan and tall and had what I would call a proud aura about her.

"You should mom went through a lot of trouble knocking you out and using your mind for the male side of her." Alex said without missing a beat as my eyes widened. But just then I heard a plate drop as me and a shocked Thalia turned to see a panicking Artemis.

"Oops looks like my little secret is out." She said as she tried to smile.

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PERCY POV:

"Oops? This is a major oops Artemis. Why didn't you at least tell me you were planning to use me for the male side of one of your brain children?" I asked in a furious voice as Artemis sat on her bed as she played with her fingers. She was like a child that knew she was in trouble.

"I-I don't know." She said looking down at her hands as they played with one another.

"You don't know. That is a great answer just great." I said as I stopped pacing in front of her as I pulled up a chair and sat down on it in front of her. Her eyes didn't meet mine as I starred her down as she tried to avoid my stare.

"You're lucky Thalia isn't the one doing this, or you may have been on the ground with a thunderous slap to the face." I said as I crossed my arms as I straightened my back, somehow I managed to convince Thalia to let me handle this as she had to feed Hannah who would be waking up soon.

"I know, but I did it before you two were a couple so give me some slack." She said in a panicked voice.

"Your right about that, but that isn't what she is mad about. It is common for married or maiden goddess's to request other married gods to be the male side of a brain child. Trust me we talked to each other about this, she is okay with it as long as she is okay with the person who is requesting it." I said remembering a few female goddess's that had requested to let me be the male side of the brain child. Of course Thalia didn't like them so she shot them down quick and hard.

"Then what is she so mad about? I didn't do anything wrong." She said as I sighed.

"Of course you didn't. That is always what you gods think." I said with a sigh as I saw Artemis grew a glare at me.

"But why is she so mad?" Artemis asked as I sighed again.

"Number one you didn't ask, but since we weren't together at the time I try to make her overlook that part. Number two you forcefully did the mental exchange with me, Thalia isn't too fond of others taking advantage of me regardless of who it is. Number three you hid her identity from us, even if she is a brain child I deserve to know if I have kids running around." I said as Artemis's head seemed to sink lower as she recollected on her actions.

"I was planning on telling you." She said in a tiny voice as I snorted.

"We both know that is a lie and you were never planning on telling me." I said out right as she sunk lower.

"I needed time to prepare myself for what I had done." She said raising her head as I raised an eyebrow.

"Is 2 years not enough time? I am pretty sure if Alex hadn't told me I would have never found out." I said as she sighed and nodded, finally giving in.

"Well personally I am not that mad I am more or less disappointed in you." I said as I rubbed my temples.

"I expected more from a goddess like yourself, you once had my respect Artemis but now that bridge is crumbling apart. If you're lucky you can still mend it by telling the truth, is there anything else that you have hidden that is about me from me?" I asked as her as she stayed silent for about 10 minutes before she finally spoke.

"There is one thing." She said in a light voice.

"What might that be?" I asked her.

"Androma has a twin." She said as I was surprised a little, it wasn't often that brain children came out in pairs. But I was happy she was telling me now and not later.

"That is good to know, thank you for telling me. Care to tell me who she is." I said as she nodded.

"Her twin isn't a female it is a male and his name is Kirk, he lives with one of Hestia's children while he is taking lessons in the city. He is the same age as Androma and he is...just like you." She said in a voice that sounded kind of sad.

"Thanks for telling me." I said in a sincere voice with a smile. At this she seemed to brighten but then grew a panicked looked as I spoke again.

"But that still doesn't get you out of talking to Thalia about this, but in my books you're making your way to building back your bridge of trust." I said with a cruel smile as the goddess had a face of horror.

"Please anything but that." She begged fearing the pregnant women's wrath.

"Sorry but she has to talk to you about this regardless of what you want, also I need to go somewhere real quick." I said as I got up as she looked confused.

"Where?" She asked as I turned to her.

"I just need to talk to your fellow goddess's." I said as she gulped.

"You're not going to tell them are you?" She asked as I smiled as I raised an eyebrow.

"Who knows what I will do, but maybe if you make up with Thalia I might not." I said as her face grew suspicious.

"I have heard that from you before and you didn't keep to your word." She said angrily as I remembered the time I made her kiss my shoe, good times good times.

"Fine how about this then, if you can somehow make up with Thalia about this I will not tell them okay." I said extending my hand as she looked suspiciously at it.

"Fine." She said standing up and shaking it as I smirked.

"That is if you can get past her wall of anger that has built up and found the perfect flood gate with your name on it." I said with a smirk as I disappeared in a black flash leaving a panicking Artemis.

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"Now to find Hestia." I said as I began to walk calmly through one city I knew she was in since her energy was here. This was one city I hadn't visited in my Grim Reaper form and there were no Other Worlder gods here so the people around weren't too worried about the Grim Reaper coming. Let me tell you after I killed 4 of the 12 Other Worlder high gods my name has gone around quiet quickly.

"If I were a hearth and hope goddess where would I be?" I said as I looked around until I quickly found something that made me laugh.

"Hestia Daycare, who would have ever guessed." I said with a chuckle as I began walking towards the building. As I walked in I let out a low whistled at the sight in front of me, it was like Disneyland but miniaturized. This building went up a solid 5 stories but every part of it was a play area like you would find in McDonalds kids area but to the extreme. There was even a small swimming area I spotted in the back that had a fence around it.

I wish I went to a place like this when I was little that was for sure, but man it was even age divided and there was just about everything a kid for 1 to 14 would ever want to play with. I would have cried at the beauty of the place if I had not been interrupted by a small child running right into my leg.

"Sorry." Said a voice that I instantly recognized as I looked down to see 5 year old girl rubbing her head that was full of choppy short brown hair. As she opened her eyes I recognized the color of light blue eyes, I just smiled a little as I bent down and helped the little half Indian girl as she gave me a smile.

"I can't believe you got so big." I said as she looked confused.

"Do I know you mister, my parents say I shouldn't talk to strange people." She said as I laughed lightly.

"Your parents are smart, but I guess that your mom is the smarter one in the relationship I bet she even wears the pants in it to." I said she gave me a confused look as I heard a voice clear behind me as I turned so see a ticked off son of Jupiter and a smirking daughter of Aphrodite.

"Don't listen to him he is an idiot." Jason said as the little girl smiled and ran over to her father as I stood up and gave the two a smile. Piper though just walked up and gave me a hug as I shook Jason's hand as I felt his hand grip my tightly due to my insult.

"I am not an idiot your mother can confirm that." I said as the new 27 year old Piper with her new long brown hair just rolled her eyes.

"He is an idiot." She said as I faked a hurt look.

"Mommy idiot is a bad word." Said the child from Jason's arms, he looked just like a business man with his short blonde hair and kickass glasses.

"Yeah mommy jeeze." I said earning a kick from the women as I jumped a little as pain in my calf flared up.

"Still got it." I said rubbing my leg as both of them smirked.

"So what brings you to the wonder park of Hestia Daycare?" Asked Piper as I stopped rubbing my leg.

"To speak to the goddess herself, and I didn't know you guys were on the planet yet. The wedding isn't for another 2 months." I said as Jason sighed.

"Piper thought it would be nice to surprise you two if we came early but apparently we weren't the only ones with that idea." Jason said just as another voice spoke up.

"Got that right." Said the voice of a much more mature but someone still equally annoying voice of Leo Valdez. I just turned expecting him to be in overalls and grease stains but as I did I was stunned for a second. There was Leo our L-E-O without a drop of grease on him or his face wearing a normal brown shirt and blue jeans with a baby tucked into a front carrier. His hair looked like normal thought but free of grease and instead replaced by hair jell.

"Oh my god what happened to you." I said managed to get out as he sighed.

"I did of course." Said a females voice as an older Calypso as the same age as Leo at 25. She like Leo was wearing plain clothes as her hair was done up Frozen style as she gave me a friendly smile and a quick hug as I have Leo a handshake.

"She took away my machines and tool belt until it is her turn with little Samantha. She even forces me to take a shower with a bottle of dawn soup." He said as if he was in hell as Calypso rolled her eyes.

"You should have seen it the first time I force him to there were several screws stuck in his hair." She said as all of us laughed.

"Are you sure it wasn't his skull?" Asked Jason as he received a sharp jab to the ribs curtesy of Piper.

"Yeah whatever you say lover boy, so Percy it is good to see you." Said Leo as I smiled.

"Same for me it is good to see you guys, I wish Thalia was with me but she is currently laying out punishment for Artemis." I said as all their eyebrows raised.

"She can do that to a goddess?" Asked Piper as I laughed.

"Trust me Artemis treats Thalia like an equal but after she did a little scheming on her own so she is in trouble with Thalia." I said.

"She never changes." Calypso said as everyone nodded.

"So Percy it is good to see you well, after the event I never thought I would hear from you again." Said Jason choosing his words carefully. It was true the first time I had contacted since I was throw in Tartarus was about a month ago say me and Thalia were getting married. I didn't really have time to explain anything about the past or even the current events on this planet with Zeus so I bet I had a ton to do when we all got settled in at the house.

"Don't worry about it, I am fine and living a happy life. I have one daughter already her name is Hannah and then I have three more on the way." I said as they all looked surprised.

"Is Hannah Thalia's?" Suddenly escaped from Pipers mouth a she suddenly clamped it as everyone starred at her.

"S-Sorry I heard some r-rumors about you from my mother." She said as if trying to not make me mad.

"No she is not, but Hannah has accepted that Thalia is her mother and loves her in every way a daughter would love their true mother." I said in a sad tone as I began to walk towards the check in counter as everyone grew quiet.

"May I ask who Hannah's mother is then?" Piper asked in a timid tone.

"Her mother is Hazel, but she died 2 years ago. I will explain everything later I promise but for now I need to talk to Hestia." I said as everyone looked shocked as they slowly nodded as I turned towards a door that said manager in Greek writing. With three solid knocks I waited as the door opened revealing the goddess herself as she looked surprised.

"Ah Percy it is good to see you." Said Hestia as she gave me a mother hug as I hugged her back.

"Same with you Hestia, I have something I need to tell you. It is Zeus related." I said in a darker tone as her face hardened from a smile to a frown. The two couples behind me saw this and looked at each other in a worried face.

"Come inside, you four better stay out here okay." She said as they all nodded. With that she led me inside her comfy little space, but it didn't feel that way a she turned to me.

"What has he done?" She asked me.

"He is planning to kidnap you, Athena, and Demeter and use you three to force me to swear to be his eternal slave. He already tried to capture Artemis and was almost successful. But we had to visit Artemis for a certain reason and somehow we got there right in time as they were taking her away. I need you to get the other three goddess's and come to our mansion. That way they can stay out of Zeus's reach, and safe until I am done with him." I said as she nodded as a sad expression covered her face.

"But I am running a business right now I can't just leave." She said as I nodded in understanding.

"No problem I already thought of that." I said as I brought out a vial of liquid.

"Were did you get that?" She asked me as I smirked.

"A quick prayer to Chaos, but that doesn't matter just drink it." I said as she nodded. She just slowly took the vial and carefully gulped it down as she finished it off.

"I don't feel any different." She said.

"Just give it a second." I said as the magic began to work. Suddenly a shimmer of light came over Hestia a second later the light vanished as suddenly there were two identical Hestia's. One just stayed still as the other was lively at the copy.

"I give you your own personal remote control Hestia body." I said with a smirk as Hestia smiled.

"It will do all the work you normally do and then some, just activate it with a touch." I said as she nodded and poked it as the fake Hestia came to life and smiled. We both smiled at her as she walked over to the desk and began work on papers as I turned to the real Hestia.

"Take these 3 vials of the stuff and do the same with the other three okay, meet me at Artemis's camp later tonight okay." I said as she nodded and vanished in a pillar of flame. As she did I exited the room as I turned to the two couples.

"Change of hotel plans all of you are staying with me during your stay okay." I said as they all looked surprised.

"Do you think you have the room?" Jason asked as I smiled.

"Oh do I have enough room." I said with a smirk.

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"Damn this place is larger than the wolf house by at least 3 or 4 times." Jason said as I shadow traveled the two couples with their bags and stuff to here.

"Actually but square feet it is about 5 times, but let me give you a quick rundown on it okay." I said as I picked up some bags for them as they picked up the rest.

"The weather control system is set for summer right now, but if you want to change it talk to my mother. The rooms are self-cleaning thanks to some invisible maids like on Calypso's island. We have a natural hot springs out back by the pool with a hot tube, there is a child safety fence just press the red button by the diving board. The floors are heated so don't ever worry about getting cold feet, especially you females."

"The right wing is reserved for my group, don't worry they are nice people just tell them who you are and they should go all fangirl on you. If you see a giant nemean Black Panther her name is Bastet just don't try to attack her and you should be fine. If you see a large wolf though his name is Fenrir and if he tries to attack you say the words 'no dessert' that should get him to back off pretty fast."

"Your rooms are the left wing, there are plenty of massive rooms so search for the ones you want and then settle in. All the food restocks in the pantries automatically, but if you want something specific food you're going to have to make it. Trust me we have all the right ingredients for anything, even tofu hamburgers or tacos. If you need anything washed just dump it in a wall hamper it will be washed and magically returned to your room so don't worry about losing anything."

"Also if you need some time off from the little ones just ask my mom she has all the necessary talents and skills to take care of them while you relax. There is a large playroom for the kids as well so if you deposit your kids on my mother just check in there and she will be there. If there is any questions feel free to ask." I finally ended as we entered the classic style mansion their faces were priceless though.

"Heated floors?" Leo asked with excitement.

"Yeah the person who owned this before me went all out on magical enchantments and other stuff. He went from a barrier so strong that it would fool primordials, to floors that won't get dirty. Trust me he thought of everything, even none clogging toilets." I said as they were still all stunned.

"Wait your mother is here?" Piper suddenly asked as I nodded.

"Yep, it is a long story so when you see her just let her tell you okay. But for now off to the left wing okay, find your rooms and put your clothes away in the dressers and closet. I think that is about it, so just have fun I guess. There is a game room for adults on the main wing on the top floor. Of if you want a spa treatment just go to the hot springs building and request one, other than that I say just have fun. I am going to go back to Artemis's hunt okay." Is aid placing Pipers overwhelmingly large bag on the floor.

"Okay." I heard Jason mumbled as I rolled and eyes and teleported away.

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THALIA POV:

At first I thought I might make Artemis run naked around the camp a couple of times but then I thought that was too weak. So I decided to do something harsher than what I would normally do.

"Please don't make me do this." Artemis begged as I glared at her.

"All you have to do is this one thing and I will forgive you for forcing you mind upon Percy's." I said smirking a little at the sight in front of me. I was so never going to let her live this done for the rest of her immortal life.

"I said I was sorry and that Percy forgave me isn't that enough?" She asked me.

"No way in hell is that enough, you should be reflecting on your actions for what you did and I think this is the best thing I can do to make you reflect without using my powers." I said remembering I had reached my limit for the day as I force my three halves together. There was no way in hell I was going to add a month more of pregnancy due to something like this when I could do something so much better.

"Can't you just slap me and get it over with?" She asked as I shook my head.

"That would be to easy now hurry up the crowd is waiting." I said as she glared at me like a child would. I knew she realized what she did was wrong and wouldn't do it again without permission. But I really needed to let some steam off my shoulders so this would do to let me let out some steam.

"Fine." Artemis hissed at me as she peeked out the curtain at the crowd of her daughters who were all hooting and hollering. I just glanced at a few other hunters behind the curtain with Artemis and me as I gave them a nod.

"Come on mom it isn't that bad." Alex said as she fixed her hat.

"Yes it is, no hunter should ever be dressed like this let alone their own mother." She said a she blushed furiously.

"Your outfit isn't that bad." I said as she glared at me.

"Not that bad? I haven't seen this much of my skin while wearing clothes since I was just wearing just my panties to bed a few nights ago." She said as I laughed along with her daughters.

"You're over exaggerating but whatever, girls if you will begin the show." I said as made a motion to begin as the all smirked and smile. They were all lively at the fact that I had force Artemis to participate in a fashion show as her punishment.

"I will be in the crowd, I say just have fun. Also Artemis if you don't use the 5 outfits I got for you, I am not going to forgive you." I said as the goddess blushed even harder looking at the outfits. I just laughed as I walked off the side of the stage and over to my seat that was a few rows back from the stage so I could get a perfect view. After a little out one of the other daughters that wasn't participating in it came out.

"Hello everybody welcome to the first and soon to be annual hunter of Artemis fashion show." She said as all the hunters cheered.

"First up we have Alex displaying the new sexy cowgirl bikini for those times you just want to tan with the American flag." She said as the curtain opened revealing Alex with a bikini that looked like the American flag. On her head was a cowboy hat and on her legs were cowboy boots. She just strutted all the way out as all the girls cheered as Alex pulled out toy revolvers from her holders on a belt and shot off a few bottle caps.

After a few more announcements they went to different styles of bathing suits between 4 people. In total there was about 20 different styles and colors that were all sleek and sexy that you would never see a hunter wearing unless she thought she was alone. But they went from tube bikinis to ones that were just deep V ones. All in all a great selection as Alex finished up with silver bathing suit that had a little see-through piece of fabric that connected around her hip.

"Next we have Haley with the new trends in winter coats for those times you just want to relax in the snow." She said as the said person started to walk out as Alex walked back towards the curtain. Haley was wearing a simple white coat that you see the fancy Russian ladies wearing with fox fur and a designer bag that I had a suspicion was an Aphrodite brand. She even had a white fur hat that went great with it as she strutted her stuff as the girls whistled.

As this section went on there were tons of different and very cute jackets that I was going to talk to Alex about getting afterwards. Some were plain but differently designed parka's, others were fancy jackets just to brush off the wind. But the coolest one had to be Alex when she came out with a hoodie that had check mark boxes that said; 'Single', 'Taken', and finally 'depends who's asking' with the last one checked. That one just made me lough so hard one of the girls had to pat my back so I would settle down.

"Finally we have our Artemis section with the goddess herself showing 5 outfits that Thalia herself requested." She said with a grin as she gave me a wink as I nodded.

"First is Artemis's lingerie selection." She said as a shy Artemis was shoved out of the curtain wearing a pair of black lingerie. It had a black lace bra that had a see through vail coming off the bottom of it that barely stopped at her hips but didn't completely cover her belly button. The underwear in question was also see through around the sides on the hips but not were her womanhood was, that was also covered in lace.

"Damn." One of the girls said as Artemis stood there as red as a tomato in her 18 year old form with long auburn hair and a very sexy body. But as she stood there the girls just blushed a little as well as they were just wolf whistling at their mother. But suddenly a foot kicked Artemis forwards as she began to walk like a machine would to the end of the walkway. But as she walked she started to strut a little, quickly she did a few possess at the end but then scurried back into the curtain as everyone cheered.

"For our next outfit we have the sexy Artemis yoga outfit." She said as the now 30 year old goddess shyly walked out of the curtain wearing nothing but a bright blue sports bra that barely held her Double D cups in. But on her legs was not even pants or even short by my standards. Instead elastic booty shorts that barely covered her butt that were also blue. Her hair was done up in a bun this time unlike the last as time when it was just rolling off her shoulders.

Quickly she walked out and did a few possess as everyone agreed with her choice in yoga wear seeing as most of them did yoga on Sundays. But most did it in yoga pants not skimpy little booty yoga shorts like Artemis just wore. Also I be all of them knew I picked a smaller sports bra for the fact it showed off the goddess's cleavage pretty well. But quickly she scurried back as everyone smiled.

"Next is for the Artemis bathing wear section, I give you the school swimsuit." She said as a now 13 year old Artemis who was completely embarrassed by this outfit as she quickly started walking. She was wearing one of those Japanese school swimsuits made out of that blue fabric that even had her name printed on the front. Around her waist was an inner tube that had little ducks on it her now short hair was done up in a ponytail.

"OH my god mom is so cute in that, why have we never thought to force her into that before?" Some girls asked one another as Artemis quickly did a little spin and then practically sprinted back. Her face was covered by her hands as I smiled at the sight as I was soaking I her embarrassment and relishing in its feeling.

"For our forth outfit we have something a little more modern, we give you the Artemis average white girl." She said as I was smiling, Artemis hatted this outfit more than anything a I knew it. Slowly a 18 year old Artemis was shoved out of the room with anger present on her face as she blew some hair out of her face. Artemis was wearing a white infinity scarf with grey overcoat that had a plain white shirt under it. Covering her legs were slightly wore blue jeans and on her feet were her mortal enemy, ugg boots.

She simple stomped all the way out with her pair of ray bands on her face and her hair was long and curled. After a few angry possess she stomped back as I laughed a little at her behavior at the outfit. It was true she hated that style of clothes more than she does me at time, so worth forcing her do wear it. But I have to give it to the goddess it looked good on her as did everything else, one of the many gifts a perfect body gives you.

"Finally our fifth outfit that we all have seen at least one, I give the Artemis special camp-half blood outfit." She said as everyone began to laugh as I nodded in approval. A 15 year old Artemis just stood there in shock at the outfit as it donned on her what this outfit was. With the organ t-shirt holding the natural camp-half blood design and plain blue jeans with converse. She just wanted to get out of that thing as fast as possible.

I just laughed my ass off as Artemis stormed the stage and quickly turned around without any possess. I knew she hated the camp and its horrible sense of fashion with the ugly shirts that everyone was required to wear. Also she wasn't one to like the camp in the first place so this was just icing on the top.

"My god I am never going to unsee that." One hunter said but quickly smiled.

"I love cameras." She said holding up the camera as if blackmail was just pouring from it which I bet it was.

"That concludes the soon to be annual hunter of Artemis fashion show, please come see us next time at the west end of the hunter's camp in a year." She said with a smiled as everyone began to clap as I laughed.

"I don't think I have ever seen Artemis in such embarrassing clothes." Said a new voice as I turned to see three interesting faces.

"Still I think she looked cute in bathing suit, it compliment her stature pretty well." Said Demeter as the other two nodded.

"I like the lingerie the most." Said the third and most unsuspecting one to ever say that, there stood Hestia with her arms crossed and a serious face on as she thought about her decision.

"H-Hello, how long have you been here." I managed as all of them turned to me as the hunters disappeared as I heard Artemis destroying the poor clothes.

"Just long enough to see Artemis come out with the very sexy lingerie on." Said Athena as I slowly nodded.

"Oh." I said as I saw Artemis storming towards me as her beet red face couldn't get redder.

"You will wish you never did that to me Thalia I swear..." But she stopped as she saw her sister and aunts. At this they all raised an eyebrow as the goddess quickly shut up.

"I mean I have learned my lesson and will never do it again." She said quickly as I nodded.

"I believe you have now, how might I help you ladies?" I asked the three.

"We were told to come here because Zeus is planning to try to kidnap us for his own benefit. Percy told us he would provide us a safe haven for us to live in until this whole thing ends." Hestia said as the other two nodded as I was surprised a little.

"Okay so I suppose you are just waiting on the idiot?" I asked as they all nodded. By this time Artemis seemed a little worried as she looked back and forth between us.

"What about me?" Artemis asked me as I had no idea. But a new voice answered it for me

"Well after that little event I have decided to move your hunt and you to a nearby forest by our house. It is a solid 200 square miles so you don't have to worry about room and what you hunt, also there is a barrier around it to hide it from gods so there you can be safe." Said as my fiancés voice as I turned to see a grinning Percy.

"Nice fashion show by the way, but they forgot the necklace for the camp half-blood years." He said as I smirked and Artemis glared at him.

"So when do we leave?" Asked Demeter as he smiled.

"Right now if you want just hold my hand and I will teleport you three to the house while Artemis's hunt packs." He said as they all nodded as each of them put a hand on top of his and he shadow traveled away.

"I never even said I was going with you guys." Artemis said in an angry tone.

"You want to risk the chance to be captured again and have your whole hunt be tortured under Zeus's rule then by my guest and stay here. But if I was you I would take his offer and take to our hidden forest. After all it is out backyard so you don't have to worry about us being too far away. You can even sleep in the house if you want for take baths in the hot springs." As I said the word hot springs I saw Artemis's eye flash in excitement.

"Fine I will comply with your wishes." She said a she walked off with her head held high as I rolled my eyes. Just then Percy shadow traveled back with a smile on his face.

"Hopefully they will like the house, I could already see Athena scribbling things down about it and what she would change. Good thing the smell of my mom's cookies threw her off track as they led her to the kitchen though." He said with a small smile as I rolled my eyes.

"Well at least it is going to be livelier with 500 hunters and four goddess's around." I said as he nodded.

"Actually Jason, Piper, Leo, and Calypso along with their one kid each are staying with us as well. They thought they might surprise you for the wedding, so they arrived early but with the whole Zeus thing they are going to stay with us okay." He said as I nodded as I smiled a little thinking of what my brother has grown into over the last 500 years since I had seen him.

"I am fine with it as long as they don't eat my popsicles." I said as he grinned.

"Don't worry I had my mom tell them all okay, plus they are kind of gross." He said as I had to agree with him.

"But guess what I saw." He said excited as I was a little curious.

"What?" I asked him as his smiled grew.

"I saw Leo our Leo in normal everyday normal person clothes without a drop of grease on him and no toolbelt. He didn't even have any in his grease hair, he had normal jell and no suspenders. He even smelled like dawn soup and how something clean would smell." He said excited as my mouth dropped open.

"No way." I said as my surprise go the better of me.

"Yes way, when we get to the mansion I will show you. But for now we have to wait for the hunters." He said as I was now full of excitement.

"Hurry the hell up!" I shouted wanting to see this once in a life time scene.

You know what to do.

Leo is clean! The world is coming to an end! But hey who knew Artemis looked so good in lingerie guys and girls I didn't but know I do.