Yuki POV:

Geez, this sucks! My favorite character just... Well, spoilers.

Michael karate chops cobwebs, screaming like a maniac.

"So, you're at an emotional part?" He asks, not turning around.

"What?"

"Feels. They're called the feels."

"What?"

"Feels- feelings or emotions of strong sadness and/or pity, originated from 'fandoms,' which fangirls took part in until they evolved. Fandoms also included the less popular fanboys."

"What the hell?"

"It was on the school computer," he says, finally turning around.

I stare. "You... Can get on a computer?!"

"I learned that to try to impress a gang. But I found loads of references to that on this misspelled folder, 'Tumblr' t-u-m-b-l-r rather than tumbler with an E-R," he spouts like a dictionary.

Then he looks at me.

"Thanks to 'memes' I know how that ends!"

"GAAH! SPOILERS!" I scream and cover my ears.

He shushes me as a rumble comes by. A fangirl. This must mean that one heard us. I huddle up, and close my eyes.

I may never get to finish my book.

Th only thing sadder is that those May be my last regrets.