SCENARIO: THIS IS A BATTLE OF UBW CHANT VERSIONS OF DIFFERENT CHARACTERS FROM FATE STAY NIGHT

Lancer's POV

"you copy anything you see and you have this reality marble of yours" i said trying to pissed archer. This is what we do everytime we crossed our paths.

He just ignore me.

"do you really think gae bolg is the only thing i have! I also have runes and geas." i said.

Archer didnt listen to me. But i got rin's attention.

"no way! Those things can only be posses by a mage. It sounds that you can be summoned under caster class" rin said amazingly.

"you haven't know more of my life story. I learned this because i was trained by a famous witch. Her name was Scatach. You remind me of her." i said trying to impress rin.

"rin, did you know that lancer's enemy decided to use the geass against him. He got himself fooled by the enemy and thats what got him killed" archer interrupted.

"my geass can match that unlimited bladeworks chant of yours." i said

"really? Then let me hear it." archer replied.

"i am the mind of rebellion
Compelling is my voice
yet weak is my body
I have given over a thousand orders
Unaware of heroism
Nor aware of villainy
Have received great hatred
To create many plots
Reaching utopia
I have no regrets
This is the only path
My whole life was
UNLIMITED GEASS WORKS"

As i chant, i notice that they were expecting something.

"you know i thought that you were about to do something promising" archer breaks his silence. "but all you have is just a talk." archer added

"i was expecting a reality marble or a weapon or magic. You fail me, lancer" rin lost her interest

"i thought im the only one who's expert in copying. You copied my unlimited bladeworks chant" archer said

But you say you wanna hear it. I guess this what happens when i try to impress, my arrogance takes over

Suddenly, gilgamesh appears.

"GILGAMESH!" rin screamed

I summon my gae bolg. Archer summons kanshou and bakuya.

"and this is how you greet the king. Mongrels" gilgamesh said

"what do you want" rin asked. She readies her jewels

"i just want to join this game of yours. Im bored. I spent the day roaming the city observing people. And i got this interesting." gilgamesh answered.

"so you wanna join lancer? Go ahead" archer said

"you might get insecure. I can exceed yours" gilgamesh commented.

"then let us hear it and well see. But remeber this time im the one who originals this unlimited bladeworks chant. And all of you are copying it" archer added

"i am the king of my world
Gold is my body
Wine is my blood
I have collected a thousand treasures
Unaware of my lioness
Nor aware of haku-non
Have withstood mongrels
To gain great amusement
Awaiting for saber's arrival
I have no regrets
I am the greatest king
My whole kingdom is
UNLIMITED GIL WORKS"
Gilgamesh said proudfuly

Kirei who happens to past by and was able to hear our conversation, joins the game.

"i am the minister of my church
Decpetion is my body
Chaos is my blood
I have burned over a thousand ideals
Unknown to sympathy
Nor known to apathy
Withstood shirou to eat mapo tofu
Yet my real hunger
Will never be satisfied
So as i rejoice
UNLIMITED KIREI WORKS"
Kirei said formally. But rin got nervous.

That chant best describe himself. You damn priest!

Shirou and saber happens to pass by and joins the game

"i ll go first" saber said excitingly

"i am the sauce of my curry
Polain is my body
And curry is my blood
I have eaten over a thousand curry
Unknown to hunger
Nor known to thirst
Have withstood spicyness
To devour
Yet these spoons
will never scoop anything
As i eat
UNLIMITED CURRY WORKS"
saber said it with dignity

"shirou, your turn" saber said

"i am the bone of my mapo
Steel is my sauce
Fire is my bean curd
I have created a thousand food
Unknown to glass of water
Always spicy and hot
Have withstand curd
To create many mapos
Yet these hands
Will never hold any other food
So as i cook
UNLIMITED MAPO BEAN CURD WORKS"
Shirou said happily

"Since shirou is here. I would like to hear him my new chant" archer interrupted

Everyone pays attention. The original maker of the unlimited bladework chant has now a new chant.

"i am the ideal of my emiya
Arrogance is my body
Sarcasm is my blood
I have been one
With over a thousand girls
Unknown to lack of moe
Nor know to lack of lolis
Have withstood depression
to commit suicide
Yet the world will never free me
So as i GAR,
UNLIMITED ARCHER WORKS"
Archer said evily. Kanshou and bakuya appears in his hands.

Before he can do anything, rin interferes. She fire a gandr shot. Archer got hit and was stun. Then rin beats her. "you!?!?! Until now!!! You're still after that." rin screamed

Everyones mood suddenly changes when taiga appears

"i am the stripes of my wild cat
Dojo is my body
Kendo is my blood
I have eaten
over a thousand shirou's dishes
Unknown to popularity
Nor known to plot revelance
Faced parents
to make many test
Yet those hamds can never
Get original before saber
So as i GAO
UNLIMITED TAIGA WORKS"
Taiga said carefreely

Shinji who keeps on looking and calling gilgamesh. Joins the game

"i am the bone of my hand
Ex is my blood
Fakku is my blood
I have created
over a thousand loads
Unknown to sex
Nor known to girls
Have withstood pain
To create many orgasm
Yet those orgasms will never be with girls
So as i masturbate
UNLIMITED HENTAI WORKS!!

and that punk got himself fried by my master's gandr shot. Serves him right.

"rin, we didnt get to hear your version" saber asked

"huh?" rin's eye widen

"come on, tohsaka we wanna hear it" shirou added

"shut up! Do i really need to join this game" rin screamed.

"oh come on. We're having fun." i said

After 10 minutes of her silence, she finally speak

"i am the cherry of my blossom.
Frail is my body
Tsundere is my blood
I have planted over thousand flowers
Unaware of loss
Nor aware of gain
Waiting for one's arrival...
I have nothing but regrets
This is the only path
My whole life was
UNLIMITED PATHETIC WORKS"
rin said shyly

That chant caught my attention.

At the end of the day, we were having fun.

"rin?" i called

"lancer. What is it?" rin replied

"i hope you will not be offended if i am about to ask something" i said

"i'll give you an opportunity to ask whatever is bothering you." rin replied

"about the game, your chant, sounds like you were waiting for someone. Is it true?" i asked.

"HUH?!?! i cant think of a chant that suits me. That's all i can come up" rin replied

"i see" i responded

"but you know lancer, i will be a terrible liar if i say i didnt wait for somoene" rin added

I paid attention.

"i waited for him to notice me. Unfortunately..." rin stopped

"unfortunately, what?" i asked.

"forget it" rin said

"im not just going to forget" i said

"its nothing important. So Stop asking." rin ordered.

"not fair" i said

ARCHER'S POV

I was there when lancer asked rin about that chant of hers.

So she waited for someone to notice her. Who could that be. Shirou. That's all that i can think of. And there is no one else. But in my timeline, i didnt laid my eyes on her. I guess i change history now.

When rin is alone, i approach her.

"archer, what is it?" rin asked

"i make you a chant that suits you" then i handed her a paper. "read it"

Rin read the paper.
"i am the zettai ryouki of my tsundere
Verbal abuse is my hobby
Blushing is my blood
I have baka over a thousand times
Unknown to shirou
Nor known to saber
Withstood being kidnapped
To be raped by shinji
Yet issei will never fall
So as i dominate,
UNLIMITED RIN WORKS

"what do you think rin?" archer asked

"it was almost good. I appreciate your effort is making a chant that suis me" rin replied

"almost good?" i asked

"why is issei mention in the chant?" rin asked

"just to fill up that line. I am also having difficulty too." i answered

"instead of issei, it should be replace with somoene" rin said

"who that someone might be?" i asked

"it doesnt matter. Archer, thanks" rin answered.

I take my leave.

My master is stubborn. And i like that about her.

guys i dont know if youre going to appreciate this. I cant think of good plot.

I really wanted to give credit who made these unlimited bladework chant parody. I cant find the author. But i will mention the sites where i get these.

Reddit.com
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