let me remind everyone that the assassin referred here is sasaki kojirou. Not Hassan.

RIN's POV

"it's time for beach games!" illya screamed

"we're going to win this, archer" my competitive spirit strikes

"I intend that from the start" archer answered

"let's do whatever it takes to win all the beach games" I said

Archer sighed

"yeah. Let's do what we always do" archer answered

"rin? You seriously take archer as a partner?" lancer asked

"if it's by pair, I would pick archer." I answered

"got a problem with that?" archer asked with threatening expression

"how about caren?" I suggested

"unfortunately, caren is one of those people who facilitate the games" lancer answered

"who's with caren?" I asked

"kirei" lancer answered

"father and daughter? So they get to bond. why do I get a bad feeling about this?" I said

"what did you say?" caren who happened to pass by

"nothing" I answered

Caren smirked.

I wonder what's in store for us.

"alright everyone! The games will be decided by drawing a paper inside the box" caren announced

"the use of noble phantasm is not allowed. We cant allow you to destroy the island. Its hard to clean the mess and keep this secret from public." Kirei reminded us

"father, the world runs on money. If things gets out of hand, just pay them. if money wont work, then lets send them to the underworld" caren suggested

"how come they're both here. This is supposed to be our day" shirou complained

"just let them do their thing. we have the whole island thanks to Gilgamesh. So there is nothing to worry about" lancer said

"I'll be the one to pick first" kirei draws a paper in the box

"our first game will be water balloon toss" caren announced

Archer and I paired up. saber and shirou paired. Rider and sakura paired. Berserker and lancer paired.

"it was such a waste you paired with that boy saber" gilgamesh complained

"I'll rather be paired with him than you" saber answered

"I know you would say that. I'll just sit here and watch you. now, saber. Entertain me" Gilgamesh laughed

"I wanted to play but do I really have to be paired with berserker. I'll rather pair myself with assassin" lancer complained

"but my berserker seem to like you. you are his favorite dog after all" illya explained

"you might be berserker's master but I cant let you insult me" lancer said

Berserker growled lancer

"bro, relax. I still have respect for women and kids" lancer assured

"those who make the longest line without their ballons getting popped will be the winner" caren said

"now, begin" kirei said

Lancer and berserker got eliminated. it was first throw. berserker was able to catch the water balloon but it gets crushed with his hands.

45 seconds later, sakura and rider eliminated. the water balloon got slipped in sakura's hands.

Im getting nervous already. Archer and I are already 10 meters away.

Archer is good in his throws. I can catch but im having a hard time keeping up. Im afraid of getting the balloons popped in my hands.

I watch saber and shirou. shirou is also facing a dilemma. The water balloon almost slip into his hands.

"rin?" archer talked to me in telepathy

"archer, im having a hard time keeping up. I might end up popping the water balloon." I answered

"you don't have to worry about that. I applied strengthening in the water balloon. It wont get popped in your hands. You're good at catching. We'll win this." archer assured me.

The water balloon finally slipped in shirou's hands.

"and the winner is archer and tohsaka" caren announced

"we won!" I went to hugged archer

Everyone is looking at us

I suddenly let go. Damn! I lost my composure.

Caren draws another stick and reads "our next game will be water balloon dodge ball"

"and this time, it will be boys vs girls" kirei announced

"cant be helped" shirou said

"it's alright shirou. what's important is we have fun" saber answered

"don't expect me to hold back rin" archer said

"I will not forgive you if you do" I replied

So it will be us girls to dodge these balls

"begin!" caren screamed

Illya and sakura got eliminated

"im sorry rider" sakura apologize

"it's okay sakura. Leave it to me" rider answered

"not fair" illya complained

"damn archer!" I said

"I told you I will not hold back" archer smirked

Why do I get the feeling archer spared me

"rin?" saber sounded worried

"it's okay saber. Lets try to last longer and it will be our win" I said

Im the only master left.

I was able to dodge shirou's and lancer's throw

"this would have been much easier with gae bolg" lancer complained

It's berserker's turn. We were shocked to see he's holding a giant water ball in his hands.

Saber and I got eliminated. rider was too fast. she escaped. she is the only one who is left.

"go rider!" the girls cheer

It takes 143rd balloon to hit rider. The boys were able to come up with a plan. Assassin applied presence concealment on the balloon

We let it pass. It was a fun game after all

Now it's the girls turn.

"girls lets do this!" I screamed

"berserker?" illya called

"rawr?" berserker said

"will you do something for me?" illya asked

"rawr?" berserker said

Illya hit berserker. Berserker doesn't mind. He's the first one who got eliminated

I aim for lancer. I was surprised. He use gae bolg to strike down the incoming water balloons.

"lancer technically you're out" shirou reminded

I aim for archer but damn he's good in dodging

"is that the best you've got rin?" archer asked

Is he trying to piss me off?

"saber" I called

"what is it rin?"saber asked

I use telepathy "let me throw first and I want you to follow suit. Archer would be able to dodge my throw but he will get hit with your throw"

"sound a nice plan" saber nod

Just as I predicted. Archer was able to dodge my throw. What follows is something I didn't expect. Archer used shirou as a shield. Shirou got eliminated

"damn! Archer!" shirou complained

"you're lucky this is not war. We're teammates. Im going to make sure your sacrifice will not be in vain." Archer smirked

"you never changed" as shirou left the field

Archer and assassin are the only ones who is left on the field

I throw a balloon and it didn't hit them. that's already the 74th balloon.

"girls! Leave this to me!" rider screamed

"you got a plan rider?" sakura asked

"if we cant get them in accuracy, we'll get them with speed." Rider answered

As rider throws a balloon form one side of the court, she ran to the other side of the court then throw another balloon then went back and forth. The balloon travel so fast it was able to hit archer. he didn't see it coming. Assassin save himself by presence concealment

"your speed is amazing, rider" archer complimented her

Assassin is the only one left.

"im sorry Ive wasted so much balloon. The last balloon was actually 122nd " rider said

"go assassin!" the boys cheered

"any plans?" saber asked

"i don't have one" I answered

"this would have been much easier if caster is here" illya commented

"where is she anyway?" I asked

"caster is here in the beach. She and soichirou got other plans" assassin answered

"how about we pass the water balloons to ourselves then suddenly hit assassin?" I suggested

"we have to do less 21 throws" rider reminded

"assassin use presence concealment on the balloon. That's how they got rider. Cant we use magic on the balloon?" sakura suggested

"I can make multiple illusion of the balls if thrown." I suggested

"archer can warn assassin." Saber reminded

"girls! Im waiting" assassin reminded

"this is our win" lancer said

"rider, throw the water balloon as high as you can" saber ordered

"saber!" rider screamed as she sent the ball flying

We watched saber as she jumped from the ground up in the air

We got blinded from the sun rays

The ball is fast approaching to the ground. Assassin dodge but it created a crater on the field. Assassin fall to the ground.

"archer told me you might pull that stunt" assassin said

"I was not aiming on blinding you" saber answered

"got you" i said

Assassin got hit with the water balloon.

"just as they have faith in you, you also have faith in them. im impressed" assassin said

"yes! We won!" illya said

"that was quick thinking" archer told me

"when I realize that saber planned to blind assassin I got a feeling it might not work so I immediately grab the water balloon." I said

"congratulations girls for winning the water balloon dodge ball." caren announced

"our next game will be mapo tofu eating contest" kirei announced

"the pair who eats most bowl of mapo tofu will be the winner" caren explained

Archer and I paired up. sakura and rider paired. Shirou and saber paired. Illya and berserker paired. Assassin and lancer paired.

Kirei served all of us the first bowl of mopu tofu.

We were shocked to see the food being served to us

"where's the ramen?" illya complained

"noodles are just decoration" kirei explained

"say what?!?!" I reacted violently

"there's only a paltry amount sunk within a mapo sea" kirei added

"there isn't even ramen broth" lancer complained

"it's all mapo sauce!" archer said

All of us took a bite

Damn! It's very spicy

"all of you complain a lot. Why wont you learn from berserker and saber" kirei said

We looked at saber and berserker. Saber is a glutton to begin with. I guess berserker's stomach is as hard as his body is.

"it's just a game so it's okay to lose this" assassin said

"I wont let you leave this island if you haven't try my mapo tofu. If you say it's impossible to eat I'll pour all the mapo down your throat." Kirei threatened us

Archer and I only eat 1 bowl of kirei's mapo. Same goes with sakura and rider.

Shirou lets saber do the bidding. Same goes with illya.

Lancer looks like he's going to vomit.

"dog! You sure are picky! Don't underestimate me if you can get away without having savor my mapo." As kirei gets a knife

"did you know that I just ran out of pork ribs?" kirei threatened

Lancer quickly swallowed

"here" lancer showed his empty bowl

"you've consumed a day's worth of calories" kirei said

"caren? why did you let your dad cook his own version of mapo" shirou asked caren

"what's wrong? dad's mapo is the best" as caren savors his father mapo

Something's wrong with this girl stomach

"and the winner for our mapo tofu eating contest is illya and berserker" kirei announced

"are you alright saber?" shirou asked

Saber do most of the eating in shirou's behalf.

"im sweating and shaking. But I'll survive" saber answered

"our next game will be shoulder wars" kirei announced

"The pair who knocks down the opponents will be the winner. The master will be the attacker while the servants will be the vehicle" caren explained

Archer and I paired up. sakura and rider paired. Shirou and saber paired. Illya and berserker paired.

Lancer and assassin pair cant join since both of them are servants.

The players positioned themselves on the sea

Sakura and rider vs illya and berserker.

Illya and berserker won.

Archer and I vs shirou and saber

Damn! As I try to push saber. There's no way I can win this

The next thing I knew, shirou falls backward.

"and the winner is archer and tohsaka" caren announced

"damn! Archer!" I heard shirou sounded pissed

"are you alright shirou?" saber asked

"im fine saber" shirou pretended

Telepathy conversation with archer

"what exactly did you do archer?" I asked

"helping you out. I just kick that brat. That's all." Archer answered

"oh geez!" I reacted

"no one saw me do it" archer assured

End telepathy conversation

"and now, it's archer and tohsaka vs illya and berserker" caren announced

Im standing in archer's shoulder

"what the hell are you doing?" archer asked

"all or nothing" I answered

I jumped out to archer's shoulder and headed to illya

Illya was surprised.

I ended up hugging illya. Illya was pushed backwards. We both fall on the sea.

"it's a tie" caren declared

"don't pull that kind of stunt. It's risky" archer commented

"for our next game, water gun fight." Kirei announced

"this game will be played by servants only" caren said

"each servant will be given a water gun. They must knock down other servants. the last one standing will be the winner." Kirei explained

"time for me to join the game." Gilgamesh said

We were surprised but we let him in.

"go saber!" shirou screamed

"get them berserker!" illya shouted

"go archer!" I cheered

"rider!" sakura cheered

"alright. Let the water gun fight begin!" kirei announced

"RAWRRR!!!" berserker screamed. He looked at the water gun in his hands. He is wondering what to do with the water gun.

Other servants have start shooting.

Berserker grabs lancer and use him as an axe substitute. Berserker created a crater as he went to strike other servants.

"berserker eliminated for breaking the rule" kirei declared

"what rule?" illya asked

"for destroying the island" kirei answered

"its hard for berserker to compete with rules!" illya complained

"lancer died?" archer asked

"lancer isn't human" caren laughed

"like hell I'd die" lancer answered. But he can barely stands

"due to lancer's need of medical attention, lancer will be eliminated" caren declared

"let me heal you" I offered

"thanks" lancer answered

"this is taking too long." Gilgamesh complained

Gilgamesh opened his gate of Babylon.

Water guns appeared in the air

"damn! He also have that in store in gate of Babylon" shirou was surprised

"hold it! the use of noble phantasm is forbidden" I reminded him

"I am the rule" Gilgamesh laughed

"kirei reprimand him!" but kirei pretended not to hear anything

"there's only one thing I can do" archer said

Archer analyze all the water gun Gilgamesh pulled in his gate of Babylon

"trace on!" archer traced the same amount and copy of water guns in the air

"let's score your efforts, faker!" Gilgamesh challenges archer

Gilgamesh water guns and archer's water gun clashed

"if you don't copy faster, you'll be defeated." Gilgamesh warned

Im surprised archer keeping up with Gilgamesh.

"don't forget about me" saber said

Saber fused her Excalibur with the water gun

"everyone stopped! Water gun fight is over" kirei interrupted

"what a waste!" Gilgamesh said

Good thing they stopped this water gun fight. This island might get attention.

"for our next game, beach volleyball" caren announced

"everyone must pick a paper in the box. One who draws same color should partner with each other." Kirei explained

"oh my god! Saber is my partner!" I went to saber's side

"let's do our best saber" I greeted

Saber smiled

Lancer was paired wth gilgamesh

I wonder who is archer's partner

Archer was partner with shirou. why do I get a bad feeling about this? you can sense the tension between those two.

"so the two fakers team up? interesting." Gilgamesh said

Gilgamesh approach me and swapped papers

"do me a favor. I'll be saber's partner" Gilgamesh said

"why should i?" I complained.

Gilgamesh pulled something in his gate of Babylon

"will these do?" Gilgamesh bribing me.

Gilgamesh hands me a pouch of jewels.

"fine. you're saber's partner" I agreed

"rin! Why?!?!" saber cried

"saber, the fakers have teamed up. kings should team up too" Gilgamesh explained

"Im glad I get to paired with you." Lancer greeted

Rider paired with assassin. Sakura paired with illya.

For the final round of beach volleyball, its archer and shirou vs saber and Gilgamesh

"what the hell are you thinking?" shirou sounded pissed

Archer wont let shirou hit the ball

"the hell if I know! Your stupidity hurts my head. Idiot!" archer answered

"idiot? You know you're an idiot and you go around calling others idiots? Idiot!" shirou complained

"I cant tolerate a fool like you" archer replied

"let me help you win this game" shirou insisted

"don't get in my way" archer pushed shirou aside

Damn! These two! Until now they still hate each other.

At the end of the game, saber and Gilgamesh won.

"seriously archer?" I confronted archer

I handed him a drink

"cool yourself down" I suggested

Archer takes a drink

"for our next game, we play shark in the sea" kirei announced

"no longer interested" gilgamesh went back watching us

"everyone must draw sticks in the can. One of the sticks has a shark label in it. everyone will be given 30 seconds to swim away. The shark will chase and catch someone." caren said

"looks like im the shark" lancer declared

"alright. 30 seconds starts now" kirei said

We swam away from the shore.

30 seconds later, lancer swam and he's headed where us girls located.

Damn! He's heading on us.

Saber and rider swim fast.

Lancer will either catch me, sakura or illya.

"let's split up" I order

We headed to different direction. Lancer followed me.

"what the???" the next thing I knew lancer hugged me.

"got you" lancer said

"yeah! You caught me" I said

Lancer is holding me for too long.

"you already caught me. you can let me go" I said

"but you will go away" lancer said

"let her go I'll send you to the sharks" archer threatened lancer.

We're surprised to see archer behind our backs.

Archer got here so fast.

"lancer caught tohsaka" caren announced

"everyone draws stick again" kirie announced

"stay near me, okay?" archer asked

The one who got shark stick label is berserker

Damn! Why it has to be him?

When round 2 started, berserker chase lancer

"wait a minute!" lancer screamed

"why it has to be me?" lancer cried

"RAWRRRRR!!!" berserker roared

"serves him right" archer smirked

"wow! I cant believe it! lancer can swim that fast and berserker keeping up with lancer" shirou commented

After 8 minutes, berserker finally caught lancer. Lancer looked like he got squashed in berserker's hand

After what happen to lancer, the shark in the sea game got abolish

We got an hour break.

"archer, dessert please" I requested

"okay" archer obediently answered

While archer was away, lancer paid me a visit

"that was entertaining. You being chased" I joked

"I always survive" lancer said

Lancer noticed archer not with me

"so where's archer?" lancer asked

"I sent him away. He's making me a dessert" I answered

"at least I get to partner with you in 1 game. Can you be my partner again?" lancer said

I was about to answer when...

"don't even think about it" archer threatened lancer

"I'll leave" lancer took his leave

"is my archer being jealous?" I teased

"im not jealous!" archer got annoyed

After an hour, we resumed playing

"our next game will be a rescue race." Kirei announced

"swimmers must swim from this island to the sinking ship to rescue their partner. The pair must ride a lifeboat on their way back to the island." Caren explained

Archer and I paired up. saber and shirou paired. rider and sakura paired. illya and berserker paired. Assassin and lancer paired.

Shirou, sakura, illya, lancer and I will be on the ship while we wait for the partners to rescue us.

"ready... set... go!!!" kirei screamed

Caren put a hole on the ship.

They're really serious when they say we will be staying on a sinking ship.

Water starts coming in.

"good luck" then Caren left the ship.

rider swims faster than anyone else.

Rider arrive the ship first.

"sorry but we have to go" rider said

I saw how worried sakura is

"it's okay sakura. They just make this game interesting" i assured her

"see you back in the island" sakura left with rider

"I don't think caren and kirie would harm us" shirou said

"I hope so" I replied

Saber finally arrived.

Shirou left.

It's lancer, illya and I who were left.

"berserker is too slow" lancer said

Archer finally arrived

"archer take illya" I ordered

"berserker is on his way" archer answered

"come back to me when you take illya to berserker" I order

Archer hesitated but later agreed

"so... it's us here." Lancer said

"did you notice that the ship is sinking faster?" I asked

"you're right. no wonder why you have archer take illya" lancer answered

"can you estimate how much time we have left?" I asked

"15 minutes" lancer answered

The ship exploded

"okay?" Im getting nervous

I looked to lancer

"is that part of the game?" I asked

"we've got less than 5 minutes" lancer reminded

3 minutes later, Assassin finally arrive.

We realized there's no lifeboat left.

"let's just jump out of the ship" I said

"we have to swim away from the ship or it will drag us down" assassin said

As we swam away, I got pulled back and sucked down

Im running out of air.

Someone got me and give me air.

It was lancer.

Lancer bring me up.

Finally! Air! Lancer was holding unto me as I gasped for air.

"you two can be a lovely couple" assassin teased

Archer finally arrive

I went to archer's side.

"I guess I owe you one" archer said

When we arrive back to the shore

Everyone praised lancer

"is that part of the game?" shirou asked caren

"we just want to make things interesting" caren answered

"its still a fun game" I assured everyone inspite of what happen to me.

"enough of these games. It's time to prepare for dinner." Caren suggested

Archer and shirou = cooking

Gilgamesh = drinks sponsor

Lancer = fishing

Berserker = hunting

The rest will do table preparation and cleaning.

After dinner, fireworks display.

I didn't expect this to be a long story.

I got the idea of mapo tofu eating contest in fate kalied liner prisma illya 3rei episode 2

[Berserker eliminated for breaking the rule] I got that idea in carnival phantasm episode 1

[archer and shirou arguing during beach volleyball] I got that idea in fate stay night unlimited bladeworks episode 7

Originally there is supposedly a race just like in carnival phantasm where they race in cars. Rider in kayak, Gilgamesh in jet ski, archer in speed boat and so on. But I scrap the idea

Originally it was supposedly a campfire but not fireworks. There was supposedly story telling or singing during campfire but I scrap the idea.