"Hey Zerker Cu, i noticed you keep on staring at ishtar?" Master Gudako asked

"you're annoying master" i commented

"cu" ishtar rin wave to our direction

did she notice me?

i wave back.

"Ojou chan" he greeted

then i realize it was lancer cu he was waving at.

what a fool i am? of course, it would be him.

"do you like ishtar?" gudako asked

"shut up" i answered

"would you like to talk to her? i can help out" gudako offered

"really? aren't you afraid im going to fuck her?" i frankly asked her

"i got a feeling you'll go soft on her" gudako confidently answered

"you can be easily fooled master" i commented

"very well. i'll team you up for the coming mission" gudako suggested

"wont she freak out if she finds out you paired me with her? i havent tried approaching her but she's already avoiding me" i complained

"oh? you didnt know?" gudako asked

"didnt know what?" i asked

"why she's avoiding you?" gudako answered

"i can understand why some servants avoiding me. im an evil servant afterall" i answered

"let's ask da vinci for help" gudako suggested

"help? for what?" i asked

AN HOUR LATER

"you're so genius, da vinci" gudako complimeted

"master, what the hell?" i find it annoying

you see...

master have me wear Caster Cu's clothes

No one can tell im Berserker Cu. Da vinci gave me this watch that conceals my berserker's appearance and stats

But it's going to be a problem once i used my noble phantasm.

Ishtar rin came

I was surprised

"Oh you're here, Caster Cu" ishtar said

She didnt know, im actually berserker cu

"so you're mission for today is to liberate this town from a shadow servant"

We were rayshifted to a town on 9th century in Ireland

I grab ishtar and pulled her beside me

"cu?" she asked

"Motherfuckers! get out wherever you are" i threatened

"Looks like they're expecting us" ishtar commented

"saves us trouble for hunting them down" i added

Ishtar fires gandr on them while im using my fake staff to stab these monsters.

After taking down the monsters, people started peeking out of their windows

Ishtar wanted to talked to them. but they shut their windows

one of the villagers went out and threw a rock on me

"son of a bitch" i was about to hit him with my staff when ishtar stopped me

"what are you doing? she asked

"but he attack me" i reasoned out

"he's just a villager" ishtar said

"we didnt know that" i answered

while we we're arguing, the villager takes his chance to ran away

i threw my staff and hit him "where do you think you're going, son of a bitch?"

the villager looked terrified

"why did you attack us?" ishtar asked

After interrogation

we found out that the shadow servant who has been terrorizing this town was actually me. no wonder why i was assigned in this mission. and no wonder why the whole town is scared of me.

We decided to stay in a deserted house outside town

"hey caster cu, i noticed you're a bit rude ever since we do this mission. you speak like berserker cu" ishtar asked

shit. im about to be busted

"i was just playing a bad cop. you're perfect for a good cop" i hope it sounds convincing

"that makes sense. i thought maybe it's because you're in your home country or something happen that i didnt know about" ishtar answered

"i didnt expect you're reminded about berserker cu. what else you noticed about him?" i asked

im curious what she noticed about me

"well the three of you are pretty much alike" ishtar answered

"im not" i said

ishtar just laughed

"how am i supposed to know? you wont allow me to approach him." ishtar added

fuck you lancer cu and caster cu

"i dont think he's really that bad. he's just misunderstood. i really want to get to know him. Too bad. You make me promise you, not to get close to him." ishtar answered

i slam the table. i wanted to stab those two when i get back to chaldea.

"cu?" ishtar rin was surprised

"sorry about that. i just remember our opponent is my shadow counterpart." i tried to calm myself.

"i'll keep him occupied so that you can have a clear shot of him" ishtar rin suggested

"i got a better plan. i will attack his castle. i will take down all the chimera. then kill him" i answered

ishtar rin hit me in the head

"what was that for?" i asked

"that was reckless. are you trying to get yourself killed? let me assist you!" ishtar complained

"the villagers will be left defenseless if we attack. if we fail, he's going to take his anger in the whole town. i need you to protect them while i go and defeat him. if i fail, then call chaldea for reinforcement." i said

"oh that makes sense." ishtar rin answered

you are easy to fool with. but the truth is if we fight together. i will be exposed that im actually beserker cu and not your caster cu.

"very well. we'll go with your plan." ishtar rin finally agreed

"but..." ishtar rin added. she grabbed my hand

"but what?" i asked

"promise that you wont die." ishtar asked

she really cared on this bastard. what a lucky bastard.

"i know you're a type of person who does not back down on a fight. but pls. dont hesitate to retreat if things didnt went well. promise me you will come back to me. let's return to fight another day." ishtar added

i chuckled then kiss her hands. "i dont die that easily. but i promise you, i will come back to you."

"now i feel at ease. let's get some rest." ishtar goes to bed

"you're not joining me?" ishtar asked

"i'll stand guard. so that you can have some nice sleep." i answered

but ishtar rin pulled me to bed

"dont you think its best to guard me when beside me" ishtar rin said

"arent you afraid, i'll fuck you right now?" i asked

"that's weird. usually you dont hesitate" ishtar answered

i got irritated knowing my otherself have done these things with her.

"you know what. you're right." i was about to kiss her

when we got interrupted by someone knocking on the door

"geez" i complained

i went to see who's interrupting us

"is the goddess here?" the villager asked

"She's resting. what do you want?" i asked

the villager asked

"for her" she gives me a basket full of food

i take the basket then slam the door

seriously? food delivery. they bother to interrupt us because of this. and here i thought they were under attack 

i inspect the basket and smell the food. i could not smell poison from it. i took a bite. it taste good.

i went back to ishtar

"Let's carry on where i left off"

i was about to strip her off when i can sense some chimeras. they're still far away but i can sense them heading here.

"cu?" ishtar asked

she doesnt seem to notice.

"i'll be back" i gave her a kiss in the forehead "wait for me here"

i went to intercept some chimeras

"fuck you" as i stabbed the chimera

"there's a goddess i want to fuck and you're ruining my day" i feel like an idiot trying to scold some chimera as if they understanding what im saying

after 30 minutes, i successfully killed all the chimeras. i went back to her

but then i find her sleeping

part of me wanted to fuck her even if she's asleep

but in the end, i couldnt do it

i just ended up sleeping with her side

THE Next day

"you looked pissed?" ishtar asked

"damn i really want to fuck you. but there were so many interruptions yesterday" i explained

"how about... when we get back to chaldea, we could finish where you left off" ishtar rin suggested

but that will be impossible. by the time we went back to chaldea, the real caster cu would sure confront me

"you know what. i will finish this as fast as i could so that i can get to fuck you" 

i kissed her cheek then i went ahead and attack the castle

i was able to take down all chimeras even though im using a fake staff.

now i need to beat my shadow self

since she is not here, i summon my gae bolg.

we clashed. 

after an hour

damn it. he stronger than me.

he was about to crush me when he got rammed by a giant bow

dont tell me she's here. she was not supposed to be here.

"caster cu" as she fly her way to me

the shadow servant suddenly appear behind her

ishtar rin to her horror thought she will be stabbed

but i was fast enough

the spear pierce to my left stomach

"cu!!!" she screamed

no choice

i unleash my noble phantasm. 

but my spear missed

the spear pierces inches away from his heart. it didnt kill him but that was enough to weaken him

we were blown away by the shadow servants roar

i was able to grab her and embrace her before we crashed somewhere

"you're beserker" rin said

my tail can now be seen. i was warned not to use my noble phantasm or my disguise will be exposed

"do you hate me now?" i asked

i didnt get to hear her answer because i passed out

when i woke up. we're back in the deserted house. she was sleeping beside me.

my wounds are now healed. she could have use her gems. 

she finally wake up

"im surprised you're still here. didnt you promised lancer cu or caster cu not to talk to me?" i remind her

"but still you save my life. and i wanted to repay you" she answered

"if i say i wanted to fuck you. will you let me?" i asked

she gave me a kiss 

i couldnt hold myself anymore

i pinned her down and tear off her clothes

"you looked beautiful" i complimented her

i took off my clothes

she was surprised

"what?" i asked

" i didnt expect your dick is too big. and your tail. my god. dont tell me you will insert that too?" she asked

"im happy to know that my dick is bigger than those two idiots. but i didnt expect you complaining about my tail. aren't you supposed to be a goddess of sex? having sex with different kinds of men, should not be a problem, right?" i asked

"but bestiality is consider a sexual crimes against nature." ishtar answered

"oh i see. in mesopotamia, bestiality is a capital crime. but remember, even though my appearance is like a beast, im not animal." i answered

*thrusting; kisses*

"You clenched inside, ngh... and you're squeezing me...!" 

"fuck. you're getting bigger inside me" she cried

her legs are trying to push me away

 "Even if you begged me to pull out. i cant. i have a semi dog appearance. so of course you feel like you're being fuck by a dog. There's a knot, so I can't pull out..." 

i keep on fucking her

"hey let's come together"

 orgasms massively

"you were really cute." i teased

she blushed

"the knot's gone down, so... I can pull out now." 

my seed spilled out. i sure did pour a lot in her

"let me clean you" and i start licking her 

after cleaning her up, i wrapped my arms around her

"i doubt we can do this again. so let me hold you like this." i wrapped my arms around her

"good night, oujochan" and give her a kiss

The next day

we went back to attack the castle

"i just notice that he never bother chasing us after the failed attack nor attack the villagers. he just have the chimeras do the job for him and he never left the castle." she said

"this is just a hunch" she pointed her hands at the castle

"An Gal Tā Kigal" isthar rin unleashed her noble phantasm

the castle is gone and it was replaced by a big hole. 

the communication rang

"finally got through." master gudako answered

"you finally resolved the singularity. congratulations. now we're bringing you back to chaldea" master gudako added

so the singularity could have been solved earlier if we bomb that motherfucker 

but im glad we didnt figure that out immediately. i was able to get closer to her

as we were being beam back to chaldea, i hold her hand

"i hope you wont mind working with me again" 

she gave me a smile "i wont mind" she happily answered

once back in chaldea, i was greeted with a punch by the real caster cu

"he didnt hurt you?" caster cu asked her

"im fine" she answered

Caster cu holds her hands and they went out, leaving me with master

"so how was it?" master gudako asked

"will you please let me work with her again?" i asked

"sure." master happily answered

AUTHOR's Corner

i always wanted to try writing beastiality. then after remembering beserker cu. i was like why not?