Me when slow songs come on at dances:

*cringes*

*screams* 

*runs to friend, telling her that she ruins songs for me by slowdancing with a guy and breaking up with him less than a week later.*

*runs to friend's ex, saying the same thing*

*runs to the bathroom, to wait out the slow song*

*comes back to the dance, singing Blank Space because that's the next song.*