I have friends who will only spam you with votes and comments if you spam them with votes and comments. That's not really fair when you do that because that's what we call being a narcissistic person. I mean, you only care about your votes and comments and will only return the favor if someone gives you a big boost. In fact, I've heard of friends trying to create their own fan club. Now that's going overboard. You don't create your own fan club! Fans create it themselves. That's why it's called a fan club. I don't care if you want to be the most popular author in wattpad, but if you only return votes and comments when someone does them to you, then there is something wrong with you.

Nailed that first real rant.