HAY: Hey guys!!!

Bill: Why is there an author's note? I just wanna continue reading.

HAY: Right after this, I PROMISE!

Bill: Ugh... fine. I can just scroll to the bottom anyway *evil face*

HAY: That's all good. But for those that care about me as an individual *glares at 'Bill'*... I just realised I've hardly had ANY author's notes *smiles*. 

Bill: Maybe I'll stick around...

HAY: Good. Because there's a knife in my - I mean... Peter's back pocket... yeah...

Bill: *sigh*

HAY: ANYWHOOO...... I'm officially on holidays (have been for ages, actually) and that's why I've been updating so many times in a row! For the last week or whatever I've done at least one or two chapters a DAY! Proud of me?

Bill: I could do that in my sleep.

HAY: Whatever... *tear* But I just wanted to let you know how my dedications work and how thankful I am to all of YOU guys. *mumbles* Except Bill...

Bill: I hate you.

HAY: I love you, too *smiles brightly*. Let's get down to business: 

My dedications simply go to people who I see in my notifications box at the time, follow me, vote/comment on this, vote/comment on Barbie and Ken (by me) or just go out of their way to say 'hey'. If you prefer being a silent reader, but would appreciate a dedication - just give me a message on my wall or PM me. 

Bill: So. Much. Effort. Though.

HAY: Yeah, but the prize is a DEDICATION *cheers*.

And thank you to everyone - including my favourite silent reader pals and excluding Bill - for reading my book and getting up to here. I love you all so much! Thanks Sharkinators :)

xx Sharky. 

Bill: Why a shark? 

Liv, Alisha & Alisha: You shouldn't have asked that...

HAY: I. LOVE. SHAAARKS!!!

Song: All Star - Smash Mouth

xx Sharky.