To shuru karte hai bina kisi bakchodi ke

Shruti:um.....Pata nhi

Y/n:tujhe uska naam bhi nhi pata aur tu usse like karti hai wah bhai wah aajkal ki chorriya....

Y/s:haan

Y/n:kaha mili tu usse puri kahani bata short mein

Shruti(pov)

Mein mall mein shopping kar rhi thi ki tabhi meri nazar ek ladke par padi jo mujhe dekh raha tha kehna padega bahut handsome tha usne bhi meri taraf dekha by god mera dil kisi ghodi se bhi tej dod ne laga ek gana baj raha tha bas.....

Teri nazaaron ne dil
Ka kiya jo hashar
Aasar ye hua aa..

In nazaaron mein
Doob ke hojayu paar
Yehi he dua aa..

Aankhon mein teri
Ajab si gajab si aadaye hai
Mujhko banade ye patang
Saanse ye teri jo hawaye hai....

Mujhe pata hi nhi chala mein kisi creep ki tarah usse dekhe ja rhi thi phir mene apni nazare uss pe hatayi aur jo saman khareed na  tha usko lekar counter par chali gyi..

Mall mein itni bhi bheed nhi thi..

Aur mein jaise hi counter ke pass gyi vo ladka bhi ussi same counter ki taraf aa raha tha..

Mere per aur pura sharir kaap raha tha

Aur mene phata phat apne bag liya amount diye aur chali gyi phir ek baar mujhe apni mummy ka diya hua taana yaad aaya..

Mummy"kisi bhi cheez ko lene se pehle dekh lena chahiye u ni ki muh utha ke le aayo"

Phir mene bag check kiya to pata chala ki ye to mera hai hi nhi isme to mens kapde hain..

Mein vapas counter vale ke pass gyi aur bola ki ye mera bag nhi hai ..

Itni hi der mein ek aur ladka aake kehta hai ki ye mera bag nhi hai mene jaise hi uski taraf dekha

To pata chala ki ye to vahi ladka hai ...

Phir counter wale ne bag check kiya aur kaha ki mera bag us ladke pass tha aur uska bag mera..

Hum dono ne bag exchange kiye aur thanku bola aur ek dusre ko naam batane lage mene apna naam bata diya lekin vo nhi bata paya uska koi important call aa gaya aur mujhe mummy ne bula liya....

End of pov *present time*

Y/n:acha

Y/s:kya tune usse uska phone no. manga

Shruti:mein mangti usse pehle vo chala gya

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Ajey(pov)

Mein ek special gaane pe kaam kar raha tha ki tabhi koi mere kamere mein aaya..

Ajey:oye tu kab aaya ....Aur kaisi rhi trip

??:kal raat ko aur trip to bahut mast thi

Ajey:ky kya kiya tune

??:shopping (then he goes in his own world)

Ajey:MOHIT!?Are bhai kaha kho gya kitni der se awaz laga raha hu sun bhi rha hai

Mohit:huh?!!

Ajey:bhai kaha kho gya kabse awaz laga raha hu sun bhi rha tha meine kya kha

Mohit:kuch nhi bhai tu bol mein sun raha hu...

Ajey:kuch to gadbad hai....Bata kya hua vaha par..

Mohit:vo darasal baat kuch aisi hai ki mall mein mujhe ek ladki bahut pasand aayi.....

Ajey:kon hai vo badnaseeb..

Yash enter in the room

Yash: are mohit tu kab aaya

Then ajey and mohit tells them the talk they were talking before..

Ajey:ab puri kahani bata
Yash:haan!

Mohit tell them the whole story...

Mohit(pov)

Mai mall main shopping karne ja rha tha mai shopping kar hi raha tha ki meri nazar ek ladki par padi vo bahut cute aur beautiful thi meri nazaar us par se hati hi nhi....

Vo bhi meri tarif hi dekh rhi thi mene hath hilaya ussne muh pher liya I mean obviously koi kisi ko creep ki tarah dekhega to vo ignore hi karenge....

Phir mujhe pata chala ki humaare bag change ho gaye....Mujhe thodi khushi thi is baat ki

Hum ek dusre ko introduce kar rhe the

??:Hi!Mera naam shruti hai

Mohit:hi!Mera naam m-

Main apna naam batane hi vala tha ki mera phone baj gaya mummy ka phone tha to utha na pada .....

Mene phone rakh kar mud kar dekha to vo ja chuki thi aur mein apna naam nhi bata paya....

End
(Just kidding😋)

To yaar bakchodi pasand aayi ho to vote kardena aur pasand aaya to comment kar dena and sorry for late update aur yaar mein bhi ja rhi hu mujhe bhi instagram pe reel banani hai!!!Bye👋

Nisha!!Ye kya dhokha tu bhi ye bakchodi kar rhi hai ja aaj se teri meri ek saath ganja fhuk ne ki yaari khatam

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Ye gana kis kis ne suna hai mujhe abhi tak vishvas nhi ho raha ki ye gana viral ho chuka iske itne saare remix hai ki iski real video dhundh na bahut mushkil hai vaise ye baccha kafi acha gaata hai
*Everybody staring at me with weird looks*

Kya mein to fact bat rhi hu mein tum logo ki hi side hu

At the corner

Jane meri jaaneman
Baspan ka pyaar mera bhul nhi jana re...
Jaisa mera pyaar hai pyaar tujhe kiya hai
Baspan ka pyaar mera bhul nhi jana re..

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