To kaise hain aap log...

Yo to tum log soch rhe honge ki ye author kitne cover badalti hai to yaar mei jab free rehti hu to bakchodi pel ti hu to bas ye cover us hi ki karamat hai..😁

To shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi..

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*night time*2:00pm

Yash:y/s dekhna vo dono uthe ki nhi uthe..

Y/s:haan dekhti hun...

She went to ajey and yn's room jha vo dono ghode beche kar soo rhe the..

Y/s shook them to wake them up nothing happened she went outside where standing a restless yash..

Today they have the flight for their honeymoon and here ajey and y/n were still sleeping..

Ys:vo dono abhi tak nhi uthe mene uthane ki koshish kari lekin koi fayda nhi hai...

Yash:chalo dono chal ke utha te hain..

They both went into their room and shook them the both husband and wife were still sleeping not caring about anything..

Ys:are vo hot ladka kon hai...are hritik roshan jaisi body wala..

Yn suddenly sit up..

Yn:kaha hai...kidhr hai hrithik roshan..

Yash was their standing all shooked his expression was like👇

Yn: kya yaar bina faltu mei utha diya..

Going back to sleep ys stopped her pulled her and put her in the bathroom and locked the door from outside..

Ys:jab tak tayaar nhi hoti gate nhi khulega....vha mat so jana jaldi kar..

Now ys looked at yash and said..

Ys:*pointing towards ajey* ab isse kaise uthaye...

Yash:*thinks for sometimes*idea...isko uthane ka tarika hai mere pass...

Ys:vo kaise!?

Yash:dekh ti jao bas...
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Yash:are ajey tune suna apne ghar Mia khalifa-

Yash not even finished his line ajey woke up very starts setting his hair and sprayed deo ys was still surprised because how fast he was doing everything...

He came to yash and asked...

Ajey:kab aayi gi vo mei tayar hu..

Yash looks at him disbelief and then shook his head and ys and yash started laughing..

Ajey was confused and said...

Ajey:are hass kyu rhe ho dono..batao na kab aaye gi.      *acting like a chutiya-no
                                        child😏*

Ajey to author:tu hai chutiya mei nhi...

Author:tu mujhe chutiya bolega😡😠

Ajey:haan!!...kya kar legi.

Author:tujhe pta hai na tujhe story se out kara sakhti hun..

Ajey:haan fir teri story koi padega bhi nhi...

Ajey rocked this time.😎

Yash:are humne tujhe uthane ke liya kha tha...

Ajey looked at them disbelief and goes to yash and ys's room to get ready...

*bonderphul liph*

In the plane

They board their plane tickets outside and went to sit in the plane...

Yn got the window seat but ajey wants to sit their they both again started fighting and the air hostess cant even cool them down yash came..

Yash:yaar ajey tu chutiya hai kya??kyu lad rha hai...

Ajey:yaar isse keh na mujhe window seat pe bhetna hai...mene vo apne liye book kari thi.

Yn:tera naam likha rha hai na aur vise bhi mujhe mila hai ye ticket to mei bhetungi...

Yash sighed and asked the air hostess that she has another seat but she said no...

Ys:ek kaam karo jaate vakht usse beth jane do aate vakht tum beth jana...

They both sit at their seat and ajey huffed in annoyance ...

The plane was ready to take off but somebody was not ready for it...

Yn was continously murmuring something under her breath while joining her hands🙏..

Yn:hey baghwan! Bas aaj sahi sahlamat paucha do aap jo bolo ge vo karungi please please...

Ajey was looking at her like uske koi mata vata aa gyi ho....

Then the plane was on runway yn opened her eyes in shock and started panicking and shouting...

Yn:ye plane gire ga mene iss mei beth na hi nhi hai mujhe jana ghar jana....mummy mummy yaar jana hai mujhe ghar...

The air hostess came to calm her down and ajey was also trying but cant help because of the belt...

He was put a hand on her hand to calm her down and gave it a little squeeze and said.

Ajey:yn shant ho jao sab thik hai...aur ye plane kaise gire ga iske paas to pankh hain...  *try to crack a joke*

Yn looked at him strangely and said..

Yn:waah kya joke mara hai... 

He laughed nervously and smiled because he indeed calm her down...

Their journey started like this let see how it end jane ke liye bane rhi ye bakchod author ke sath...😊

To yaar bas aaj ke liye itna hi pasand aya to vote karo yaar aur comment mei batao kaisa lga ab tum uss star wale button ke sath sky diving karo ya ussi ke stah kud ke mar jao mujhe nhi pta bas ho jana chahiye.
To ab mei ja rhi hu mujhe jake dominoes ki sceme ajmani hai!!bye👋

Nisha!!are dominoes ka pizza aa gya kitne minute bache hai 5 min chal tab tak uske piche piche ghumte hain free pizza khayenge aaj to...

Dominoes wale be like👇

Enjoy!!😂😂