Amanda has added Arti, Blaine, Matt, and Viktor to SWEDEN IS COMMUNIST.

Amanda: There we go.

Arti: WHATS UP BITCHES

Blaine: Another fucking group chat??? Seriously Amanda????

Amanda: Viktor's in this one. I wanted to include him, even if he's in Sweden.

ARTI: HOW CUTE

Matt has left the chat.

Arti: RIP

Amanda: WAIT MATT NO.

Blaine: Weed out the weak ones lmao

Amanda: I'm adding him again. Hold up everyone.

Amanda has added Matt to the chat.

Arti: HI MATT WELCOME BACK

Matt: im going to kill myself

Amanda: Don't do that. That's not good for you.

Blaine: Yo where's Viktor tho

Matt: probably sleeping

Amanda: He's sleeping. It's like 4 in the morning in Sweden.

Arti: LMFAO LETS SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Arti: HI VIKTOR

Arti: WAKE UP LOSER

Blaine: Arti stop

Arti: WE MISS YOU

Arti: COME BACK TO AMERICA

Blaine: Dude

Amanda: Arti's lying again. We don't miss you at all.

Arti: AMANDA CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE MISSES YOU

Blaine: ???????????

Amanda: Okay, but that one actually was a lie. I haven't cried externally once.

Matt: i hate you all bye fuckers

Matt has left the chat.

Amanda: DAMMIT MATT.

Blaine: Just leave him he's too weak

Arti: OHANA MEANS FAMILY

Arti: ADD HIM AGAIN

Amanda has added Matt to the chat.

Matt: add me one more time amanda i s2g

Matt has left the chat.

Amanda: Should I do it??

Arti: YEAH

Blaine: Do it

Amanda has added Matt to the chat.

Matt has left the chat.

Amanda: HE THREW A FUCKING SHOE AT ME.

Arti: LEGEND

Blaine: You had it coming

Amanda: What the fuck?? You both told me to do it??

Blaine: Oops

Arti: YOU HAD IT COMING IM DEAD

Amanda: I could have died. I'm glad you guys think this is funny.

Blaine: I love youuuu

Amanda: Shut up.

Blaine: ...but when is the last time you cried Amanda?

Arti: Never, probably lol

Amanda: I was three. I dropped my popsicle. It was truly the worst experience of my life.

Blaine: Whoa there Art what happened to the all caps?

Arti: SHIT

Arti: I RUINED EVERYTHING

Amanda: It was a red popsicle too.

Arti: BUT RED ONES ARE THE BEST

Arti: IM CRYIBG OVER THIS

Arti: RIP

Blaine: But it's a popsicle

Blaine: And it wasn't even yours

Amanda: At least she has a heart unlike you. You monster.

Blaine: I'm sorry??

Amanda: I'll never forgive you.

Arti: OH SHIT

Amanda: I'm breaking up with you. Bye.

Arti: OH SHIIIITTTTT

Blaine: STOP ENCOURAGING HER ARTI

Arti: NO

Amanda: I don't need encouragement. All I need is coffee and a potential victim.

Blaine: We can work this out

Amanda: No, we can't. You're either accepting of my tragic past or not.

Amanda: And you've made yourself pretty fucking clear.

Blaine: I'm getting dumped in a group chat

Blaine: I have hit a new low in my life

Arti: IM HERE FOR THIS. END HIM GIRL

Amanda: Thank you.

Blaine: Fuck off

Arti: ANYTIME BLAINE SUFFERS IM HAPPY

Blaine: Wait I have a meme for that

Arti: NO

Arti: FUCK YOU

Amanda: We're waiting on that meme. Let's go.

Blaine: Give me a second

Blaine: Do you know how many memes I have on my phone?

Blaine: 1286

Blaine: This is gonna take a minute

Amanda: Damn son. I'm impressed.

Amanda: And a little turned on, not gonna lie.

Arti: WTF

Arti: I HATE YOU TWO SO MUCH

Blaine: Well Amanda that's a problem since you broke up with me

Amanda: Fine. I'm not playing this game.

Blaine: Hahahaha

Blaine: Amanda??

Blaine: Dude??

Blaine: I was joking??

Blaine: AMANDA COME BACK

Blaine: I MISS YOU

Arti: You hurt her bro

Blaine: I'm sad now

Arti: You'll be okay

Arti: SHIT I FORGOT THE CAPS

Amanda: Sorry. I just went to the bathroom.

Blaine: And you couldn't take your phone because?? I thought I lost you

Amanda: That's not sanitary. What if pee sprinkles got on the screen?

Arti: PEE SPRINKLES

Blaine: That's gross

Amanda: Exactly.

Blaine: But how badly do you pee if you're concerned about pee sprinkles?

Amanda: I am an excellent pee-er, thank you very much.

Blaine: Then pee sprinkles shouldn't be an issue right?

Amanda: Why are you making them an issue?

Blaine: You brought it up

Blaine: Just sayin

Amanda: Why am I even discussing this with you? You don't need to know about my peeing habits.

Blaine: I don't mind

Arti: DID YALL FORGET ABOUT ME OR SOMETHING

Blaine: Of course not dear

Blaine: You make my life complete

Arti: HELL YEAH I DO

Amanda: But what about that meme we were promised?

Blaine: Fuck it

Blaine: I'll find it someday

Arti: WE'VE BEEN SPARED

Arti: GOD IS REAL

Arti: I'M A BELIEVER

Blaine: And if you look to your left, you'll see a fair-weather Jesus fan

Amanda: I'm laughing so hard right now.

Blaine: You know it makes you seem really sarcastic when you use all that punctuation right?

Amanda: Good.

Amanda: That way you never know my true intentions.

Blaine: I never do anyway

Amanda: Guess who just asked to join the group chat again?

Arti: AYYY MATT

Arti: THEY ALWAYS COME CRAWLING BACK

Blaine: Why does he want back in tho

Amanda: I don't really know.

Amanda has added Matt to the chat.

Amanda: State your business.

Matt: viktors in this right?

Arti: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT HIM

Blaine: Now he knows about your peeing habits Amanda

Amanda: Well fuck.

Amanda: He's not ready for my group chat personality.

Matt: its not that different from your regular shitty personality

Amanda: Did I ask?

Matt: hahahahahahahaahahahaah

Blaine: I love siblings I want one so badly

Amanda: You can have Matt for $50.

Matt: you can have amanda

Matt: for free

Matt: we dont want her

Blaine: Well I have like $3 so I guess I'll take Amanda

Blaine: Yeahhhhhhhhh

Amanda: I don't know what it's like down in Texas, but here in Minnesota, we don't fuck our siblings.

Blaine: Jesus Amanda wtf

Blaine: You really need God

Arti: HAVE MY SISTER

Arti: ILL FUCKING PAY YOU

Arti: BUT DON'T FUCK HER SHES LIKE ELEVEN

Blaine: How much $$$ are we talking here

Arti: A MILLION DOLLARS AND MY FIRST BORN CHILD

Blaine: Shit, 2 for 1? Bye Amanda

Amanda: UM???

Arti: SOLD

Matt: what the hell

Matt: this is why i fucking left in the first place

Viktor: There are some days that I really miss you guys. Today isnt one of them

Arti: HEY DUDE

Amanda: HE HAS EMERGED FROM THE SHADOWS.

Blaine: GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE

Matt: sup

Viktor: Its not morning yet. I just cant sleep when my phone goes off every two seconds

Arti: WHOOPS

Amanda: This is what you get for leaving us.

Blaine: You're weak then

Blaine: Sleeping is an art that I have perfected

Arti: Go to sleep then. Permanently

Arti: SHIT CAPS

Amanda: Give up on it, Arti. You've messed up three times already.

Matt: hows sweden

Arti: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS

Viktor: Not communist hows America?

Blaine: Isn't your dream to meet big time rush Arti?

Arti: IM ALLOWED TO HAVE MULTIPLE DREAMS

Matt: i have to put up with these people. its not great

Amanda: Did you throw shade at my group chat name Vik??

Amanda: Because we are not having that shit.

Viktor: Yes

Viktor: Were not communist

Blaine: It's okay Amanda likes communism

Amanda: Literally no one likes communism.

Matt: stalin did

Arti: TBH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COMMUNISM IS

Matt: marx liked communism

Matt: so did mao

Arti: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT COMMUNISM IS

Matt: and hitler

Arti: I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

Amanda: Hitler hated communists, dude. He was a fascist.

Arti: ARE WE ALL JUST GOING TO IGNORE MY SONG REFERENCE

Blaine: Amanda's a fascist

Blaine: AMANDA FOR DICTATOR OF THE WORLD

Amanda: Finally, a candidate I can fully support.

Arti: YO ID VOTE FOR YOU

Matt: i wouldnt

Viktor: I probably wouldnt either

Blaine: WHAT

Blaine: SUPPORT HER IN HER DREAM TO RULE THE WORLD

Blaine: SHE SUPPORTED YOUR SHITTY HOCKEY CAREERS SMFH

Amanda: Thanks bae.

Blaine: I got you

Matt: fuck this im going to sleep

Viktor: Sleep well

Blaine: The weak one has left again

Amanda: He can't hang with us.

Viktor: Neither can I. You people text way too fast

Arti: ITS MY ONLY TALENT BESIDES BEING CUTE ALL THE TIME

Amanda: Plus you're good at manipulating people, so there's that.

Arti: TRUE THANKS AMANDA

Arti: THIS IS THE SUPPORT I NEED

Amanda: And you're also good at making people hate you.

Amanda: And you're good at making scenes.

Arti: DAMN THIS IS DOING WONDERS FOR MY SELF ESTEEM. YOU SHOULD BE A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER

Blaine: Would you stop????? She doesn't need this

Amanda: Female friendships are important.

Blaine: DON'T LISTEN TO HER ARTI, YOU'RE TRASH

Amanda: SUPER CUTE TRASH, LIKE ALUMINUM FOIL OR SOMETHING.

Viktor: WOULD YOU STOP YELLING IT IS 4:30 AM HERE

Viktor: Please

Arti: NO

Blaine: NO

Amanda: NO

Viktor: So rude

Viktor has left the group chat.

Blaine: In the arms of the angel, fly awayyyyyyy from here

Arti: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID BLAINE

Blaine: Me????????

Blaine: I am the least at fault here

Amanda: This is the saddest day of my life.

Arti: RIP

Amanda: Why the fuck am I crying?

Amanda: Internally. No tears are actually being shed.

Blaine: We don't need him. He's too weak too

Amanda: Both of you need to go to sleep and think about what you've done.

Amanda: I'll add him again in the morning.

Arti: THE PARTY WAS JUST GETTING STARTED

Arti: ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS ELIMINATE BLAINE

Blaine: Yall can't get rid of me

Blaine: I'm not weak like them

Arti: IM GONNA KILL THE PRESIDENT

Blaine: SHIT ARTI YOU JUST GOT US ON THE SECRET SERVICE'S WATCHLIST

Blaine: FUCK

Blaine: I CANT BE ASSOCIATED WITH A CRIMINAL

Blaine: MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME

Blaine: THANKS ASSHOLE

Blaine has left the chat.

Arti: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Amanda: You're such an idiot.

Arti: WAIT IS THAT A REAL THING?????

Amanda: Yes????????

Arti: WELL IM FUCKED

Arti: LOLOLOLOL

Amanda: You're so fucking stupid.

Amanda: Goodnight, criminal.

Arti: GOOD NIGHT. HOPEFULLY I SEE YOU AGAIN BEFORE I GET ARRESTED

Arti: RIP ME

Arti: Why tf am i like this