There was a man named Jack, and he had a pet cat named Peanut. His cat was unlike any other. Peanut does really bad stuff sometimes. From purposely knocking things over, to setting fire to fire trucks, the cat will do anything that ruins things for others.

Jack eventually grew tired of Peanut, so he asked his friend Dan to watch him for the day. Dan agreed to watch over him. All went well for ten minutes before Peanut decided to cause trouble.

Dan was just walking, minding his own business, when he suddenly slipped over a banana peel. "Ow," he said, rubbing his head. "Haha, you dumb human," said Peanut.

"Wait...you can talk?!"

"Yeah. So?"

"Animals aren't supposed to be talking," Dan said, glaring at the cat. "I know that," Peanut replied, "and I frankly don't care." The feline didn't really really care about what animals aren't supposed to be doing. He does what he wants. "Now," the cat said, "I'm going to go cause trouble."

"Hey, wait," Dan exclaimed as he chased Peanut out the house. He looked everywhere for Peanut, but he didn't find him, so Dan went home. Right when he walked, he slipped over some liquid and fell. "I do not like cats," he thought.

Dan walked into his kitchen only to see that it was wrecked. "CATS," he yelled. "Fool," Peanut exclaimed as he emerged from the shadows, "why are you invading my turf?"

"This is my house," Dan said to the feline, upset about that fact that the cat might take his house away. "Not anymore!" The man and the cat fought for hours and hours, until the latter somehow managed to kick Dan out of the house.

"This isn't fair," he said, "you can't just steal my house! Things don't work like that!" Peanut snickered. "Sorry, but it's the law."

"What law?"

"LAW OF THE JUNGLE!" With that, Peanut closed the door and eventually figured out how to lock it. "There's no law that says you can take someone's residence," Dan thought, "and cats don't live in the jungle!"

"Hey, hey," said Jack, walking over. "Why are you standing on your lawn like that?" Dan sighed. "Your stupid cat kicked me out my house." Jack started laughing, and Dan just glared at him. "Did you seriously let him do that," Jack asked. "You're a riot!"

"Dude, don't laugh," Dan said, "I need your help!" Jack continued to laugh before saying, "Okay, okay. Let's try to climb through that window."

The two men struggled to climb through the window, considering that it was never open in the first place. Jack had to smash the window open, promising his friend that he would pay for it. They crept downstairs to see that the area was completely overrun by cats. "What the heck," Dan and Jack exclaimed in unison.

"Well, well, well...look what we have here," Peanut said. "Why are you humans invading my turf again?"

"I came to take back what's mine," Dan said slowly for dramatic effect. "Now, take all your kitty friends and get out or else." Peanut rolled his eyes. "Or else what?"

"Uh..." Dan didn't have a comeback. He had no idea what to do in a situation like this. "Of course you have nothing. ATTACK!" Suddenly, all of the cats jumped on top of Dan, scratching him. "Jack, help," he exclaimed. Jack took a step back. "Hold on, I need to make a phone call."

"You have to be kidding me," Dan thought as he tried to ward off the attacking felines. A while later, animal control came and took all the cats away. "Sorry about Peanut," Dan said apologetically.

"I really don't mind," Jack responded, "He was nothing but trouble anyway. That makes wonder why I got him." They both went home and went on with their lives, and they never saw or heard from Peanut ever again.

The end