yknow tomodachi life?

That Nintendo game with the miis that's basically family-friendly sims but with less god-like power?

yknow. baby game.

eXCEPT MY COPY OF THE GAME SEEMS TO JUST WANNA MAKE IRONY OF MY LONLINESS-

(yes it's Kelli being lovesick. bear with me here)

So in my game, I added everyone in my class, alphabetically by last name. Like how our rosters are organized, yknow?

My crush's last name is like 2 away from mine, so like. (Irrelevant)

I think it was Toby's mii. He was like "yo i think I should get Kelli together wiith her crush"
(see what i did there? "wiith"? laugh.)

And it didn't work but our miis did become friends which is better than real life.

THEN OLIVIA'S MII WAS LIKE "yo i think I should get Kelli together with her crush"

and it actually worked that time and BOOM my mii and my crush's mii were dating!

Yeah then we got married and had a child named Serenity.

If only I wasn't concerned about giving away my crush's identity. Then I could tell you Serenity's last name and explain why it's adorable.

Here's a picture of her
I am a proud mamma.

(Did I say picture? I meant 27)

THE SERENITY PHOTO ALBUM, ft. my crush but as a father!!
(excuse my tablet's ugly camera quality)

There ya go.

My baby's all grown now tho. sadface.

I never knew I could have such a soft spot for animated mii babies.

Must be a motherhood thing.

List of children:
1) Jared Kleinman
2) Serenity!!

Anyway as if that isn't enough to rub my own lovesickness in my face...
One of the other miis said this!

Obviously i whited out the names cuz yknow
Identity.

Anyway Tomodachi life is a big meany

Someday I'm gonna stop liking this guy and I'm still gonna have all these low quality photos of my virtual child and Allison saying we're a cute couple.

Ok i need a life.