So I had a dream last night.

(Ask Makenzie; me starting a conversation with that is never a good thing)

So basically, dream:

Sander sides
Hogwarts
au.

In my dream-

So both Logan and Patton were Ravenclaws. Roman and Virgil were Gryffindors.
I stan.
Pretty good sorting on my subconsciousness's part.

So even though Hogwarts is basically the middle/highschool equivalent in the wizarding world, the dream took place in an elementary Hogwarts.

They
Were
Like
8.

(And yes, I'm gonna draw it)

Logan and Patton were like ok friends but really Logan was(/is) a giant tsundere so he kept treating Patton like crap. What a meanie.

Patton is an absolute baby though so he continued to be all happy and bubbly around Logan. Besides, chances of Patton picking up on Logan's tsundere-like behavior are probably pretty high.

But one day, I guess Logan was just legitimately angry. Or something. He and Patton were walking to class and Patton would not shut up. So Logan did whatever any overly-smart 3rd grade wizard would do and literally avada kedavra-ed Patton.

*instant regret*

He hid the body in an in-classroom closet. It was pretty small but the closet was already pretty full so he basically hid him behind a bunch of 3rd grade math textbooks.

Apparently, in this wizarding world, you can learn a spell to resurrect, but only if you've killed 3 people beforehand.
Honestly that sounds like such a JK Rowling thing.
If the resurrection stone wasn't I thing, I'd assume that this is book-accurate.

So Logan had to kill 2 more people before he could revive Patton. But for some reason (Third Grade Logan Logic™), he thought it would be best to kill his 2 other best friends, since they'd like trust him more or something???

And, actually, the procedure took a year or so.

Thank goodness for dream time skips.

Logan didn't get around to killing Roman until 4th grade. It was in the hallway, on the way back from the water fountain, during recess. Roman was about to step back into the empty classroom to get his soccer ball before going outside and Logan pulled the ol' avada kedavra.

He hid him in Virgil's basement for some reason.

Now all Logan needed to do was kill Virgil, and then he could resurrect them all.

But he never found the perfect time to do it.

So middle school Hogwarts rolls around and Logan has yet to be discovered.

And then he gets a call from Virgils dad, who happens to be an lawyer.

Yeah he's been discovered.

COURT TIME!

For some reason, the trial's held in Virgil's basement.

Idk it's a dream, remember?

Everyone talks law and stuff and the jury's like (which includes Virgil ironically), "yeah it's pretty obvious this dude's guilty."

Virgil looked so betrayed I'm honestly surprised I didn't wake up crying.

But then Logan goes up and gets a chance to make a plea, and for some reason I remember that part very vividly so Ima just type it out.

"Ahem. I don't think I am required to start with small talk, yes? It's pretty clear to you all that I killed Patton and Roman. But please keep in mind that this started when I was 8. I was immature and impulsive, and I was already having a rough day when it happened. Patton made a sheep pun, and then I ended it, like an impulsive psychopath. But I instantly regretted my mistake, and wanted to undo them. And, of course, the only way to do that would be with the resurrection charm. So yes, I did set myself out on a quest to kill my 2 closest friends, because I thought in the long run they would understand. I succeeded in Roman, but, obviously, not in Virgil. I want you guys to be rest assured that I was going to undo all this hideous behavior once it was all through with. I... really just wanted my friend back. Thank you."

That is a long paragraph.

Well, basically, the verdict is "guilty with exceptions" which is obviously not a real thing. But then again, dream.

How does it end though? Does Virgil get killed and do the three of them get resurrected?

Honestly, I don't know.

The dream ended there.