so idk if any of you watch survivor.
it's like a game show and a lot of old people watch it I think.
but i watch it too.
and surprise, surprise, this chapter's about it.
There's gonna be spoilers.
So go watch it
Right now
Well actually don't watch the current season if you're interested in any other seasons because the competitors are literally winners from different seasons.
But if u don't care then watch the current season cuz that's the one I'm spoiling.
S40 E8, to be exact.
Because I just watched that episode last night.
So yeah.
Spoiler alert.

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The first season of survivor i watched was Brains v Brawns v Beauty which i think is s32.
(It is i checked)
So i should've watched 8 seasons right?
WRONG

Because back when I was itty bitty, my parents wouldn't let me stay up that late
So i had to watch it later on my own time.

And once s33 rolland around, i did not want to watch it on my own.

So i skipped s33
aNd i rEgRet iT

first ep of s40 and the first thing i notice is "hm that one guy looks kinda like will roland"
(a bad thing to think when you have basically fallen in love with will roland)

and im really tryna fangirl here without sounding like a creep but it's really hard.

Well for the longest time I was like "yeah him and will roland must be related"

so i looked it up
aND HIS LAST NAME'S KLEIN
kLein

Yeah i sound like an absolute creep im sorry.

But DO YOU SEE THE RELATION?

klein - jared kleinman
jared kleinman - character will roland played
will roland - also a man in his 30s i have a crush on.

(except adams 29 so take that)

also:
klein - bonsai tree in my kleinsen book.

I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

and i looked him up more because the internet has every
and
his
brothers
name
is
Evan

Evan Klein
as a kleinsen shipper
this is good.

anyway that's enough of me having an existential crisis

let's move on.

Basically yeah I have a celebrity crush on adam who was the winner of s33
yknow that season i skipped?
that's why i regret it

wanna go back and watch it in my spare time but i really don't wanna explain to my parents that I have crushes on 2 older men.
Because it's actually like 4

besides I'm probably expressing it enough that they can probably already tell.

I'm pretty sure I said aw last night when we were watching it

and when adam didn't get voted off i was like "I WANNA KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED!" Like really loud and high pitch and my brother was like "jeez kelli u sound like a 12 year old in highschool" which was also a reference to the episode but sTill.

i need to stop.

anyway if any of you know what the opposite of pedophilia is and/or has the cure I would appreciate it.

(i really hope none of yall of connections to these people because i wanna meet them one day and i don't want them to think I'm a creep)