"Last time on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars, the mobs traveled to 1.5 to do redstone! Mag was split into Maglets for some reason, and one of them told Mucus that Mag was lying about having a boyfriend. A bromance between Jack and Zombieswine was starting to bloom, but it was ruined when Jack accidentally broke the villains' redstone, causing them to vote him out. What crazy challenge will the mobs do today? Find out right now, on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars!" Herobrine said.

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Heroic Horses (8): Ender, Sno, Chloe, Mucus, Mite, Pola, Maglets [Margaret, Margo, Marge], Kain

Villainous Villagers (8): Ron, Creep, Agatha, Porky, Mooshie, Zombieswine, Ory, Ech

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VV

Zombieswine sat on one of the End towers, looking into the void of the End. He sighed.

Someone sat down next to him. The zombie pigman groaned and turned to see who it was.

It was an enderman.

Zombieswine started to scream, but stopped. The enderman was looking out into the void.

"Endie?"

"Hey, Zombieswine," the enderman replied with a smile.

"What are you doing here?" Zombieswine asked.

Endie shrugged. "I've been watching the show and I saw last episode. I wanted to see how you were doing."

Zombieswine scoffed. "I'm doing great. Why wouldn't I be?"

The enderman smiled and shrugged. "Why haven't you come to visit? I haven't seen you in a few years."

"I was gonna, but I got killed by some bunny with an axe."

"Oh right, they visited the Nether in season three and Ory killed you. Herobrine didn't revive you?" Endie asked.

Zombieswine shook his head. "Herobrine didn't realize I was dead until a couple weeks before this season." He paused. "Wait, are you saying the rabbit that's on this show killed me?"

"Yeah. Ory."

The pigman laughed. "She's way too nice! The rabbit that killed me was mean and had red eyes. That's definitely not her."

Endie shrugged again. "So do you miss Jack?"

"Psh. No. I'm glad that idiot is gone!"

"Zombieswine, we talked about this. You don't need to act tough around me, remember?"

The pigman sighed. "Fine. Yeah, I miss him. He was like me, ya know? Acted all mean for two seasons and nobody liked him."

"Yeah, I can see that," Endie replied. "You and him had a lot in common."

"And now he's gone. He was the closest thing to a friend I ever had on one of these shows." Zombieswine pouted.

"Ouch."

"I said on one of these shows. We became friends after season two."

"Fair enough."

Zombieswine sighed again and leaned his head on Endie's arm. "What do I do?"

"Just keep going," Endie replied. "Jack would want you to keep playing the game how you always have. Just keep going."

"I guess you're right," Zombieswine replied. "Thanks, Endie. It's great seeing you again."

Endie nodded and stood up. "You too. Come visit me after you win the million."

The enderman disappeared.

Zombieswine smiled.

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Zombieswine's Confessional (VV)

"Endie is right. I need to get my head back in the game. First order of business, avenge Jack. Witch lady, you're going down."

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HH

Marge, Margaret, and Margo were in the girls' room with Sno and Chloe. Marge was snoring, but the other two Maglets were awake.

"So um, how are you guys enjoying being yourselves and not Mag?" Sno asked.

"Not great," Margo replied at the same time Margaret replied "Great!"

"That's cool. Hey, I wonder if all three of you get your own vote if we lose the challenge," Sno thought aloud.

"That would be OP," Chloe spoke up. "Three votes can go a long way."

"Yeah. Maybe it could even help us take down Mite's alliance," Sno said.

The two girls looked at each other.

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VV

Creep, Mooshie, and Ron were the only ones in the guys' room. Mooshie mooed sadly.

"You did this to yourself, ya know," Creep replied.

Mooshie mooed in reply.

"Well I don't think you guys should be fighting at all. It seems silly."

Mooshie mooed again.

"Well you don't have to be so vulgar about it. Why don't you try apologizing to him? Maybe he misses you," Creep said.

Mooshie started mooing angrily. He ran out of the cabin.

"He still messed up about Porky?" Ron asked.

"Extremely," Creep answered with a sigh.

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Mooshie's Confessional (VV)

"Moo moo moo moo moo!"

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"Challenge time!" Herobrine announced, snapping his fingers. The sixteen remaining mobs appeared in front of him, including Pola. "We're going back to 1.6 today, folks!"

He snapped his fingers again, and reality distorted around the mobs as time was warped around them.

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They reappeared on another flat plain of grass. Mucus turned to look at the Maglets, hoping they would be Mag again. But they were still three tiny magma cubes.

Herobrine appeared. He looked disoriented.

"Are you okay?" Ender asked him.

The host looked at him. "Yes. Anyway, 1.6 was called the Horse Update. Yeah, it's dumb. So today, we're doing horse racing!"

Agatha groaned.

"All sixteen of you will be riding a horse on a traditional, circular horse racing track. There may be obstacles. Whichever team gets all of their members across the finish line first wins, and the other team will be sending someone home," Herobrine explained. "Any questions?"

"How many laps?" Mite asked.

"Just one. But it's a long track."

"Will each of the Maglets get their own horse?" Sno asked.

"Oh, I forgot they still existed. No, they all have to ride the same horse."

"That's not fair!" Margaret exclaimed.

"Yes it is. Any other questions?"

The mobs were silent.

"Alright!" Herobrine snapped his fingers, and a horse racing track appeared around them. Sixteen stallions appeared nearby. "Go choose your horse!"

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Ron's Confessional (VV)

"I'm pretty sure I would flatten a horse."

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Creep's Confessional (VV)

"This is gonna be really difficult without arms."

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HH

The mobs started saddling up on the horses. Chloe walked over to a plain brown one and was about to hop on.

"Well howdy!" the horse said.

Chloe jumped back. She paused. "Haylee?"

"You betcha'! Did you miss me?" Haylee asked.

The ocelot hesitated. "Of course I did."

The horse beamed at her. "Are you gonna choose me for the race?"

Chloe looked around. All the other horses had been taken. "I guess I am."

"Yeehaw!" Haylee shouted.

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Chloe's Confessional (HH)

"This is gonna be a long race."

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VV

"Hey, this isn't even a horse!" Zombieswine yelled. "It's...a donkey? ...Jack?"

The donkey brayed at him.

The pigman frowned. He looked around, but all the other horses were taken. Zombieswine hopped onto the donkey.

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The sixteen mobs lined up at the starting line on their stallions. Herobrine appeared in front of them. "Alright. Remember, the first team to get all their members across this starting line after running around the track wins. Ready, set, go!"

The horses raced off.

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The first stretch of the race had no obstacles. The mobs raced their horses as fast as they could.

Kain was at the front with his horse. "Wow, you're fast!" he shouted at it.

Ech was behind Kain, also on a very fast horse. But since he was so small, he couldn't see over the horse's head. "Please don't run into anything!" the bat shouted.

Sno was in third place. Her horse was pure black. "I'm gonna name you Shadow!" Her horse neighed and ran faster.

Farther back, Agatha pulled her horse up next to Creep. She rolled down the window.

"What? I'm on a horse," Agatha said.

Oh yeah. I thought this was a car race for some reason.

Anyway, Agatha yelled to Creep. "Still nothing to get the Killer Bunny out! Hopefully next challenge is violent!"

"I would say we could try hitting her horse with ours, but I can't control mine!" Creep shouted.

"No, we don't want to sabotage our team!" Agatha yelled back. "I'm just gonna try to win!" She took out a splash potion and winked. She splashed it on her horse, and took off.

"Is that even allowed?" Creep muttered. He almost fell off his horse. "Notch, I wish I had arms."

"Me too!" Mucus yelled as his horse raced past him. He couldn't control his horse either.

"Come on, you two!" Mite yelled behind her to Ender and Pola. "Let's try to knock Sno off her horse!"

"Won't people know we sabotaged her and vote us off instead?" Pola called.

"Of course not!" Mite shouted. "Our team is full of idiots!" She raced towards Sno's horse.

Ender and Pola looked at each other and followed her.

Porky and Mooshie were racing next to each other, glaring at each other the whole way. Their horses were competing to be faster than the other.

"This is fun!" Haylee shouted as she raced. "Hey, how come I wasn't invited to this show?"

"Only the all stars of the four seasons were invited," Chloe answered.

"I'm an all star!" Haylee insisted.

Chloe didn't reply to that.

"You can do it!" Ory shouted to her horse as it ran. "I believe in you!"

The Maglets were nearby. Margaret was standing on the horse's head. Marge was asleep on the saddle. Margo was holding onto the saddle, her eyes shut tightly.

Ron was near the back. He could tell his horse was struggling with the heavy iron giant. "I'm sorry!" he shouted.

Zombieswine was at the back of the pack. "Why can't you go faster?!"

The donkey brayed at him and kept galloping.

"Ugh! You're almost as useless as Jack!"

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Zombieswine's Confessional (VV)

"I better not lose the challenge because of this dumba—"

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Kain was still at the front of the pack. He gasped as his horse started to come upon a pit that stretched across the width of the track.

"We're gonna have to jump!" the wolf yelled to his horse.

As the horse approached the pit, Kain pulled the reins, and the horse jumped into the air. He landed on the other side of the pit easily. Kain exhaled in relief and kept his horse running.

Ech didn't see the pit in front of him because he couldn't see past his horse's head. His horse ran directly into the pit.

"What the Nether?" The bat looked around and realized they were in a pit. "Oh."

"Ready to jump, Shadow?" Sno asked.

Shadow neighed. As they neared the pit, it leapt over the pit. "Great job!" Sno yelled as the horse kept running.

Agatha came up on the pit fast. She splashed a potion of leaping on her horse and pulled on the reins. Her horse jumped very far, easily making it to the other side of the pit.

Ech finally got his horse out of the pit. They kept running. Mite, Pola, and Ender jumped over the pit right after and continued running. Porky and Mooshie's horses also jumped over the pit, still competing to be faster.

"Oh man. Please jump!" Creep yelled to his horse as they approached the pit.

The horse did not jump. The creeper and his horse fell into the pit. Creep sighed.

Another horse fell in soon after. Mucus sighed as well.

Ory's horse jumped over the pit. "Great job!" she exclaimed.

"Ya know, I'm not a racing horse," Haylee said as she ran. "I'm just a regular ol' horse!"

"Then why are you here?" Chloe asked.

"Heck if I know! Woah look, a pit!" Haylee exclaimed.

"Gah! Jump!" Chloe yelled.

Haylee jumped and barely made it to the other side. "Yeehaw!"

"We're coming up on a pit!" Margaret yelled behind her. "Margo, take the reins and get the horse to jump!"

Margo didn't reply. Marge was still asleep. Margaret groaned as their horse fell into the pit.

Ron's horse tried jumping, but it didn't make it all the way and fell into the pit just as Creep and Mucus got their horses out.

"Can donkeys jump?" Zombieswine asked.

The donkey jumped at the edge of the pit and just barely made it to the other side.

"Nice! Maybe you're not so useless after all! Keep going!" Zombieswine encouraged his donkey.

Ron and the Maglets managed to get their horses out of the pit and kept running.

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Kain gasped again. His horse was approaching a stretch of the race that had random patches of soul sand and cobwebs placed around. There was no easy path through it.

"Alright, slow down." Kain slowed down his horse and carefully made his way through the cobwebs and soul sand.

Suddenly, another horse leapt over the entire stretch of soul sand and cobwebs and kept running on the other side. Kain saw Agatha on that horse, bubbles coming off of her horse

"That cheater," he growled.

Sno entered the soul sand and cobwebs area. "Okay, Shadow. Let's go slow. You can do this." She started to steer her horse around the obstacles.

Kain's horse made it out and kept running. Sno was almost at the end of the stretch when she felt herself get pushed from behind. Shadow got stuck in a patch of cobwebs.

Mite's horse galloped past. The endermite didn't look back. Sno sighed. "Sorry, Shadow.
Let's get you out of this."

As she slowly began maneuvering out of the cobwebs, Ech's horse passed her and kept running.

Shadow finally got out of the cobwebs, but before they could keep moving, they were shoved back into the cobwebs.

"Hey!" Sno shouted angrily. Pola and Ender's horses galloped past. The snow golem sighed again. "I'm sorry. I'm a target for some reason."

Porky and Mooshie passed Sno on their horses, still competing but still right next to each other as they raced. Shadow was finally free of the cobwebs, and he and Sno continued running.

Ory was halfway through the cobwebs and soul sand. Her horse was currently stuck in some soul sand. "Sorry about this!" Ory apologized. The horse escaped and made it out of the obstacles.

"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna, riiiiiide 'til I can't no more!" Haylee sang as she ran.

"You're the horse, Haylee," Chloe said, rolling her eyes.

"Fine! You sing it!" Haylee shouted. "Woah there! That ain't what I think it is, is it?" They were approaching the cobwebs and soul sand.

"Alright, slow down so we can get through this," Chloe instructed. Haylee obliged and started to make her way through. She got stuck in some cobwebs.

"What a sticky situation!" the horse exclaimed. "I'm gonna keep singing while we get out. I got the horses in the back, horse tack is attached, hat is matte black, got the boots that's black to match!"

Chloe sighed.

Creep and Mucus's horses ran directly into the cobwebs. Both green mobs sighed.

Zombieswine laughed at them and started going around the obstacles on his donkey. He focused hard. Ron began carefully maneuvering through the cobwebs and soul sand as well. His horse was panting heavily.

"I know, I'm sorry!" the iron golem shouted. "We're almost done, I promise!"

"Cobwebs!" Margaret announced. "Margo! Do something!"

"No!" Margo yelled.

Margaret sighed and slid down the head. "Fine, I'll control the horse! You go up there and tell me where to go!"

Margo hopped up to the head. "To the left! Now right! Slow down!"

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Agatha was in the lead on her super fast horse. It looked like an empty stretch until the finish line, but then she noticed the dispensers on the walls. As her horse ran though, the dispensers fired potions at her.

Her horse contracted slowness. "Dang it!" Agatha yelled in slow motion. She started to reach for another swiftness potion.

Meanwhile, Kain saw all this happen as he approached the area. He wondered if there was a way to avoid the potions. He didn't see one.

"Alright. Let's keep jumping for awhile," Kain said to his horse. They began jumping up and down, managing to avoid getting hit by any potions.

Mite was smiling triumphantly for stumping Sno for awhile. She didn't even notice the dispensers, and immediately received slowness.

As Ech's horse was running toward the potion area, the bat spoke to his horse. "You remind me of Jesse."

The horse didn't respond. Ech still couldn't see past his horse, so he ran right into the slowness potions as well.

"I'm really glad you're not a skeleton," Pola said to her horse as they ran toward the potion area. Ender was close behind her.

Potions started splashing nearby. Pola and Ender steered their horses as best they could away from the potions.

Porky and Mooshie were still competing to be faster. They ran into the dispenser's path of fire.

A potion flew toward Porky. He caught it before it broke and splashed it on Mooshie. Mooshie and his horse began running slowly. Porky stuck out his tongue at him and kept running, but then his horse was splashed with slowness as well.

Sno made it to the potion area. "Okay Shadow, we gotta be careful. There are potions flying everywhere. Let's go!"

She and her horse began running through. Potions broke around her, but none hit them. Mite saw them pass her.

"No!" The endermite's slowness ran out, and she charged at Sno's horse.

Sno looked and saw Mite racing at her. Her eyes widened, and she made Shadow jump into the air.

Mite ran though empty space and into another splash potion of slowness. Shadow and Sno landed on the ground and kept running. Sno didn't look back.

"Look! We're almost there!" Ory exclaimed to her horse. They began to make their way through the dispenser's paths.

"Can't nobody tell me nothin'! Can't tell me nothin'," Haylee was still singing as they ran toward the potions.

"Hey! There's slowness potions flying around! Be careful!" Chloe yelled at Haylee.

The horse was still singing and paid no attention. They got hit with a slowness potion.

"Caaaaaaaannnn'ttttttt nobbbboddddyyyyy teellllllll meeeeee notttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnng," Haylee sang slowly. Chloe sighed slowly.

Ron's horse collapsed just before the potions. "Oh man, I am so sorry." The horse didn't get up, but it was still breathing.

The iron golem looked around. He then picked up the horse and carried it on his shoulders. He started to run, contracting slowness as he went.

Zombieswine and his donkey made it to the potions. "That's the finish line! Come on, Jack! I mean, uh, random donkey!"

The donkey raced into the fray and got hit by a potion. They started to run slowly.

"Slowness potions are coming up!" Margo yelled to Margaret.

Margaret pulled the reins as hard as she could, which wasn't very hard. Their horse bucked, sending all three magma cubes flying off the horse.

"Hey! What was that for?" Margaret asked it.

"What's happening?" Marge asked.

"That was scary," Margo murmured.

"Come on! Back onto the horse! We have to get to the finish line!" Margaret ordered.

Creep and Mucus's horses ran directly into the potions and started running slowly.

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Kain's horse managed to jump out without getting hit by any slowness potions. He and his horse raced across the finish line.

"Yes!" he cheered. "We beat the cheater!"

Sno finished soon afterwards. "Yay! Great job, Shadow!" She slid off her horse and put her face against its snout, hugging it.

As it looked at her, its eyes turned pure white, and smoke started to come out of its ears.

Sno screamed and fell to the ground. She looked back up at her horse. It was back to normal. "Shadow?"

Pola and Ender finished the race a couple moments later.

"Nice, none of the villains have finished yet. We'll win this challenge easily," Kain said.

"Don't speak too soon," Ender replied as Agatha finally made it across the finish line.

Ory crossed the line soon after. "Great job!" she said to her horse. "Hey Agatha! Congrats on being first from our team!"

"Thanks," Agatha replied emotionlessly.

Mite crossed the finish line. She glowered at Sno, who wasn't paying attention to her. The endermite turned to Pola and Ender. "Why didn't you sabotage her?"

"We tried," Pola replied. "She was too fast." Ender nodded in agreement.

"Ugh!" Mite groaned.

Ron ran across the finish line, carrying his horse. He placed it down somewhere safe, then ran over to Sno. "Are you alright? I heard you scream."

"My horse turned into the smoky guy," the snow golem answered shakily.

Ron put his arms around her and glared at the normal horse.

Porky and Mooshie finished the race at the same time. They started oinking and mooing angrily at each other, arguing about who finished first.

"Look! We're almost there! Yeehaw!" Haylee exclaimed.

"Finally!" Chloe shouted enthusiastically.

They crossed the finish line. Chloe jumped off Haylee. The horse started to sing and dance to the Cotton-eyed Joe in celebration.

Mucus and Creep finally managed to cross the finish line. They both jumped off their horses with signs of relief.

"We're just waiting on the Maglets and Zombieswine now!" Herobrine announced. "Whoever crosses the finish line first wins for their team!"

Zombieswine groaned. "I'm only losing because I got stuck with this donkey!" They were still moving slowly, but the Maglets were behind him still.

"Potion incoming!" Margo yelled. Margaret steered the horse away from the potion.

"On the left!" Margo shouted. Margaret steered it away again. They kept doing this and ran through the potion area. They passed Zombieswine.

"No!" Zombieswine yelled. "I have to win this! For Endie! For Jack!" He urged his donkey onwards, but it was no use. They still had slowness.

The Maglets used teamwork and were able to cross the finish line without getting hit by any slowness potions. Margo and Margaret cheered and high-fived each other.

"That was fun!" Margo exclaimed. Chloe smiled at her.

"And the Heroic Horses win the horse racing challenge!" Herobrine announced. "Which makes sense. Villainous Villagers, time to send someone home!"

The slowness ran out. The pigman jumped off his stallion angrily. "Dang it! This is your fault!" He shoved the donkey, expecting it to shove him back. But the donkey just brayed and galloped away.

Zombieswine sighed.

"Hey Briney ol' boy!" Haylee shouted to Herobrine. "Can I join this here show? I consider myself an all star after that there racing performance!"

"No." Herobrine snapped his fingers, and all the horses and the track disappeared.

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Agatha's Confessional (VV)

"Zombieswine called me numerous insulting names. He also just lost to a bunch of disoriented magma cubes."

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Zombieswine's Confessional (VV)

"I talked to a couple of my teammates. It's time to get revenge for Jack. Say goodbye, old lady."

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The villains appeared around the campfire area in the End. The heroes appeared in the nearby gallery.

Herobrine appeared. "Two losses in a row? Smh my head."

"Wh—"

"If I call your name and toss you an Eye of Ender, you are safe," Herobrine interrupted.

"Ron."

"Ory."

"Creep."

"Ech."

"Porky."

"Mooshie."

It was down to Zombieswine and Agatha.

"And the last safe mob is..."

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"Agatha. Again."

Agatha said nothing.

"Zombieswine, you're going home," Herobrine said.

"What?! No! This isn't fair!" the pigman shouted.

"You got the most votes, dude," Herobrine replied.

"I have to avenge Jack! I have to win for Jack!" Zombieswine yelled. He turned to Agatha. "You!" He charged at her.

Herobrine snapped his fingers, and the zombie pigman was teleported into the Toilet Portal of Shame. Agatha didn't flinch.

"Any last words?"

"I hate these shows anyway," Zombieswine muttered.

"Me too." Herobrine pulled the lever, and Zombieswine was flushed out of the End.

The host teleported over to the heroes. "Who wants to go to Dragon Island?"

"I will," Chloe volunteered.

Herobrine snapped his fingers, and the ocelot disappeared.

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"What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will there ever be enough violence to trigger the Killer Bunny? Will Porky and Mooshie decide to make up? And will Pola and Ender stand up to Mite? Find out next time, on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars!" Herobrine said.

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lmao okay so we haven't explained why we're suddenly updating so frequently yet so I will now

Remember when we said we wanted to finish this book before college? That's still the plan. Only problem is that we start college in about a month. Which is why we've practically been updating every other day.

No, these chapters weren't written in the past few months while we didn't update. We're literally writing them as we go. A good idea? No. One we're doing anyway? Yes.

I told you all I refuse to leave my books unfinished. I don't care how little readers I have left, I just want to finish all of my series.

Although we're all really busy this week so idk if we'll be able to keep up with the schedule. Guess we'll see

Thanks for reading, and don't forget to vote, comment, and follow!

~RocknRadishEngines